Shiny Things

Red vs. Blue
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Shiny Things
Characters
Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Lavernius Tucker/Agent Washington, Lavernius Tucker, Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Michael J. Caboose, Dexter Grif, Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons, AI Program Epsilon | Leonard Church/Agent Texas | AI Program Beta, Franklin Delano Donut/Frank "Doc" DuFresne, Lopez/Sheila (Red vs. Blue), Emily Grey/Sarge, Antoine Bitters/Matthews (Red vs. Blue), Katie Jensen/Charles Palomo, Kaikaina Grif | Sister/Volleyball, Dick Simmons, AI Program Epsilon | Leonard Church, Agent Texas | AI Program Beta, Franklin Delano Donut, Frank "Doc" DuFresne, Lopez (Red vs. Blue), Sheila (Red vs. Blue), Emily Grey, Antoine Bitters, Matthews (Red vs. Blue), Katie Jensen, Charles Palomo, John Elizabeth Andersmith, Volleyball - Character (Red vs. Blue), Kaikaina Grif | Sister, Vanessa Kimball, Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), Four Seven Niner, Agent Carolina/Vanessa Kimball, Freckles (Red vs. Blue), Junior (Red vs. Blue), The Counselor | Aiden Price, Sharkface (Red vs. Blue), Felix (Red vs. Blue), Locus (Red vs. Blue), Santa (Red vs. Blue), FILSS | Freelancer Integrated Logistics and Security System, Dylan Andrews, Jax Jonez, Huggins (Red vs. Blue), Mark Temple (Red vs. Blue), Gene (Red vs. Blue), Loco (Red vs. Blue), Surge (Red vs. Blue), Buckey (Red vs. Blue), Cronut (Red vs. Blue), Lorenzo (Red vs. Blue)
Tags
Alternate Universe - Science Fiction Mecha
Summary
They never asked to be heroes, but they've been chosen to keep the galaxy safe anyways. With middle fingers raised, they'll take on the universe's sick sense of humor.Find out what happens when a group of idiots become mech pilots in an intergalactic battle....We're (maybe?) (probably?) most definitely screwed.{An AU inspired by Voltron: Legendary Defender and Mass Effect.}
Note
Legal Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs. Blue or any of the show’s characters. They are the rightful properties of Rooster Teeth.

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