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Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you, secretly, still BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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A chose your own adventure style game wherein you play as our strapping protagonist, Johnathan Elliot Egbert, in his heroic quest to stay alive long enough to return home, do his homework, take a bath, and perhaps watch a movie with his dearly beloved father."★★★★★" — No one, at all."A compelling epic of jaw-dropping depth and fantastic humor." — Actually no one.
Note
hello there, mi amigos. first, a couple of ground rules. 1. please for the love of christ himself do not use the "next chapter" or "previous chapter" buttons WHATSOEVER. progress through this fic by using the links provided, whether through hyperlinked text or ===> 2. there will be tiny hiatuses on this fic for every subsection of it. the first forty-one chapters are a conclusive beginning to the fic, but by no means the end of the fic. when this thing is through, trust me, it's gonna have hundreds of chapters. 3. this fic will probably have different medias dispersed through it. they should all be working right. if not, tell me. please. that's about it for now! thank you very much for reading. (btw this is like... the longest authors notes i've ever written?? damn.)
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Chapters
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Intro.
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John Egbert.
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Conspiracy theorizing.
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Browsing message boards.
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Be the one to ask.
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Think so.
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These things.
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The monsters she raves about.
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What she's asked of you.
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With her.
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Do it alone.
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(Not going to) Stay.
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No.
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I’m not a pussy!
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I'm still not going.
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I'll see you guys then.
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You never get.
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No response.
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You pester Rose later that night.
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Take care.
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John Egbert.
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Friends.
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You bet.
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I am coming & I was just kidding.
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A little…
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What are you drawing?
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Can I see?
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Pssh! As if.
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But would you bone a ghost?
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Please?
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I’m not running anywhere, dumbass.
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Arrival.
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I'm good!
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A little tired is all.
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Yeah, chill out, Jade.
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I don’t think that counts...
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It’s the thought that counts.
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Nothing.
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My jokes are good on their own.
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Shut up/Listen to Jade.
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Rose Lalonde.
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