The Game of Hazy Nostalgia

Homestuck
F/F
F/M
M/M
Other
G
The Game of Hazy Nostalgia
Summary
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you, secretly, still BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. ₪₪₪ A chose your own adventure style game wherein you play as our strapping protagonist, Johnathan Elliot Egbert, in his heroic quest to stay alive long enough to return home, do his homework, take a bath, and perhaps watch a movie with his dearly beloved father."★★★★★" — No one, at all."A compelling epic of jaw-dropping depth and fantastic humor." — Actually no one.
Note
hello there, mi amigos. first, a couple of ground rules. 1. please for the love of christ himself do not use the "next chapter" or "previous chapter" buttons WHATSOEVER. progress through this fic by using the links provided, whether through hyperlinked text or ===> 2. there will be tiny hiatuses on this fic for every subsection of it. the first forty-one chapters are a conclusive beginning to the fic, but by no means the end of the fic. when this thing is through, trust me, it's gonna have hundreds of chapters. 3. this fic will probably have different medias dispersed through it. they should all be working right. if not, tell me. please. that's about it for now! thank you very much for reading. (btw this is like... the longest authors notes i've ever written?? damn.) here's my personal blog. here's my writing blog.
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“dont worry sugar you can hold my hand. if you get real scared you can snuggle me. kiss me in dark corners away from the monsters.”

“shut up, dave."

He waggles his eyebrows at you in the rearview mirror. You shake your head, unsuccessfully stifling a laugh.

“at least i won’t die first.” you stick your tongue out at him.

“and whys that john? is that racism i hear?”

Jade giggles. “maybe i’ll die first. you don’t know what ethnicity these ghosts are after, john!”

“maybe theyre not after ethnicities at all. maybe theyre after small racist jewish boys or lesbians with ghost kinks.”

Rose harrumphs. “Excuse you, Dave. I am into demonicentities not ghosts, thank you very much.”

Jade bites on her lower lip, then bursts out in laughter. She had a strange way of finding humor in a lot of things. Especially Rose’s straight-man foil to Dave, which was admittedly hilarious. It must’ve been contagious, because soon Dave started snickering too and you finally couldn’t stand to stifle your giggles, glancing over at Rose who was wearing a small smile and still drawing that book of hers.

A. what are you drawing?
B. but would you bone a ghost?

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