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Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you, secretly, still BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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A chose your own adventure style game wherein you play as our strapping protagonist, Johnathan Elliot Egbert, in his heroic quest to stay alive long enough to return home, do his homework, take a bath, and perhaps watch a movie with his dearly beloved father."★★★★★" — No one, at all."A compelling epic of jaw-dropping depth and fantastic humor." — Actually no one.
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hello there, mi amigos. first, a couple of ground rules. 1. please for the love of christ himself do not use the "next chapter" or "previous chapter" buttons WHATSOEVER. progress through this fic by using the links provided, whether through hyperlinked text or ===> 2. there will be tiny hiatuses on this fic for every subsection of it. the first forty-one chapters are a conclusive beginning to the fic, but by no means the end of the fic. when this thing is through, trust me, it's gonna have hundreds of chapters. 3. this fic will probably have different medias dispersed through it. they should all be working right. if not, tell me. please. that's about it for now! thank you very much for reading. (btw this is like... the longest authors notes i've ever written?? damn.)
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John Egbert.
April 20, 2025 at 09:22 AM
Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are a relatively average high-schooler with a relatively average social standing and relatively average friends. Pardon perhaps Rose, who could get up to some wonky stuff, and Dave who was a little intricate in his wording and behavior, and Jade who was an enigma hidden behind a perky front. Well, maybe your friends were the least average thing about you.
It is Friday night, a night well-renound for being a night where teens partake in teenage shenanigans. It is also the night Rose has hounded the rest of you into going out with her to indulge in one of her odder fascinations, conspiracy theorizing.