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Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you, secretly, still BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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A chose your own adventure style game wherein you play as our strapping protagonist, Johnathan Elliot Egbert, in his heroic quest to stay alive long enough to return home, do his homework, take a bath, and perhaps watch a movie with his dearly beloved father."★★★★★" — No one, at all."A compelling epic of jaw-dropping depth and fantastic humor." — Actually no one.
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hello there, mi amigos. first, a couple of ground rules. 1. please for the love of christ himself do not use the "next chapter" or "previous chapter" buttons WHATSOEVER. progress through this fic by using the links provided, whether through hyperlinked text or ===> 2. there will be tiny hiatuses on this fic for every subsection of it. the first forty-one chapters are a conclusive beginning to the fic, but by no means the end of the fic. when this thing is through, trust me, it's gonna have hundreds of chapters. 3. this fic will probably have different medias dispersed through it. they should all be working right. if not, tell me. please. that's about it for now! thank you very much for reading. (btw this is like... the longest authors notes i've ever written?? damn.)
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April 20, 2025 at 09:23 AM
Jade beams. “i knew you were kidding us!”
Dave snorts from the driver’s seat and you stand up on your tippy-toes to glare at him past Jade, but Jade rolls her eyes good-naturedly and rolls up the window to cut off the brewing feud. You attempt, failingly, to open the car door. After a moment of tugging at the handle, it pops open. Rose is leaning across the backseat, pushing the door open with the tips of her fingers, struggling against her seatbelt. You take it from there and let yourself it, slamming the door shut. Dave shoots off before you can even buckle your seatbelt.
Dave peers at you via the rearview mirror. “scared yet egbert?”