
The Start of Something Dumb
Lance McClain created a group chat
Lance McClain added Keith Kogane, Hunk, Pidge Holt, Shirogane, and Allura Altea
Lance McClain named the group What’s crackalackin?
Lance McClain set his nickname to McSexy
McSexy set nickname for Hunk to Imahunk
McSexy set nickname for Keith Kogane to KeeefyBoy
McSexy set nickname for Shirogane to Dad
McSexy set nickname for Pidge Holt to Pigeon
McSexy set nickname for Allura Altea to Princess
(What’s crackalackin? at 3:09am)
McSexy: Anyone wanna help me take over the government?
Dad: Lance, no
Pigeon: Yes
KeeefyBoy: Yes
Imahunk: Yes
Princess: Yes
Dad: Seriously, Allura?
Princess: Why not?
Pigeon: Allura has officially joined the darkside
McSexy: Fuck yea
Dad: Language
McSexy: Whatever Captain America
Dad: Go to bed
(What’s crackalackin? at 9:24am)
McSexy: Why do I want casserole
KeeefyBoy: What?
McSexy: I want casserole
McSexy: Green bean
McSexy: You know, the casserole that people bring to your house when someone dies in your family?
McSexy: According to movies at least
Pigeon: What the hell, Lance?
Princess: How are you even awake right now?
Imahunk: Yeah, you were texting the group chat at 3:00 am last night, how are you awake?
McSexy: I never went to bed
Pigeon: Dumbass
Dad: Language
Pigeon: lAnGuAgE
KeeefyBoy: Lance, I am coming over and I am not leaving until you sleep
McSexy: What? Why?
KeeefyBoy: This is the third night in a row that you have gotten no sleep
Imahunk: Aww, Keith cares
KeeefyBoy: Of course I care...but also, shut it
McSexy: Fine
McSexy: :(
KeeefyBoy: :)
McSexy: I still want casserole though
Imahunk: Don’t worry, Buddy. I’ll make you some.
McSexy: HUNK AND KEITH ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITES EVERYONE ELSE CAN LEAVE
Pigeon: Wow...rude
Dad: How dare you
Princess: I was going to pick you up Starbucks after work, I guess I will no longer need to.
McSexy: JUST KIDDING
McSexy: I WAS JUST KIDDING I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Princess: Good, but I’m still not getting you a coffee
McSexy: What why?
Princess: You need sleep, not caffeine.
McSexy: :(
Pigeon: I’ll pick you up some coffee, Lance
McSexy: Why thank you Pidge
Pigeon: You are very welcome
McSexy: You know what
McSexy set nickname for Pigeon to QueenPigeon
QueenPigeon: Why thank you Sir Lanceolot
(What’s Crackalackin? at 10:52am)
KeeefyBoy: Lance is officially out
Dad: Thank you, Keith
Imahunk: Yeah, Lance hasn’t been sleeping well so thanks for doing that.
KeeefyBoy: No problem
Pidge Holt created a group chat
Pidge Holt added Hunk, Shirogane, and Allura Altea
Pidge Holt named the group Make Klance Happen
Pidge Holt: Oh my god, that was adorable
Allura Altea: Agreed
Hunk: I can’t even with them
Shirogane: It’s truly amazing
Pidge Holt: He literally went over to Lance’s house just to make sure that he got some sleep. They are actual dorks.
Hunk: And you know that Lance didn’t mind it because he didn’t put up a fight
Pidge Holt: LITERALLY
Allura Altea: He just asked why and that was it
Shirogane: They are actual dorks.
Hunk: They are totally crushing on each other
Pidge Holt: Oh 100%