What’s crackalackin?

Voltron: Legendary Defender
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
What’s crackalackin?
All Chapters Forward

The Start of Something Dumb

Lance McClain created a group chat

Lance McClain added Keith Kogane, Hunk, Pidge Holt, Shirogane, and Allura Altea

Lance McClain named the group What’s crackalackin?

Lance McClain set his nickname to McSexy

McSexy set nickname for Hunk to Imahunk

McSexy set nickname for Keith Kogane to KeeefyBoy

McSexy set nickname for Shirogane to Dad

McSexy set nickname for Pidge Holt to Pigeon

McSexy set nickname for Allura Altea to Princess

(What’s crackalackin? at 3:09am)

McSexy: Anyone wanna help me take over the government?

Dad: Lance, no

Pigeon: Yes

KeeefyBoy: Yes

Imahunk: Yes

Princess: Yes

Dad: Seriously, Allura?

Princess: Why not?

Pigeon: Allura has officially joined the darkside

McSexy: Fuck yea

Dad: Language

McSexy: Whatever Captain America

Dad: Go to bed

 

(What’s crackalackin? at 9:24am)

McSexy: Why do I want casserole

KeeefyBoy: What?

McSexy: I want casserole

McSexy: Green bean

McSexy: You know, the casserole that people bring to your house when someone dies in your family?

McSexy: According to movies at least

Pigeon: What the hell, Lance?

Princess: How are you even awake right now?

Imahunk: Yeah, you were texting the group chat at 3:00 am last night, how are you awake?

McSexy: I never went to bed

Pigeon: Dumbass

Dad: Language

Pigeon: lAnGuAgE

KeeefyBoy: Lance, I am coming over and I am not leaving until you sleep

McSexy: What? Why?

KeeefyBoy: This is the third night in a row that you have gotten no sleep

Imahunk: Aww, Keith cares

KeeefyBoy: Of course I care...but also, shut it

McSexy: Fine

McSexy: :(

KeeefyBoy: :)

McSexy: I still want casserole though

Imahunk: Don’t worry, Buddy. I’ll make you some.

McSexy: HUNK AND KEITH ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITES EVERYONE ELSE CAN LEAVE

Pigeon: Wow...rude

Dad: How dare you

Princess: I was going to pick you up Starbucks after work, I guess I will no longer need to.

McSexy: JUST KIDDING

McSexy: I WAS JUST KIDDING I LOVE ALL OF YOU

Princess: Good, but I’m still not getting you a coffee

McSexy: What why?

Princess: You need sleep, not caffeine.

McSexy: :(

Pigeon: I’ll pick you up some coffee, Lance

McSexy: Why thank you Pidge

Pigeon: You are very welcome

McSexy: You know what

McSexy set nickname for Pigeon to QueenPigeon

QueenPigeon: Why thank you Sir Lanceolot

(What’s Crackalackin? at 10:52am)

KeeefyBoy: Lance is officially out

Dad: Thank you, Keith

Imahunk: Yeah, Lance hasn’t been sleeping well so thanks for doing that.

KeeefyBoy: No problem

 

Pidge Holt created a group chat

Pidge Holt added Hunk, Shirogane, and Allura Altea

Pidge Holt named the group Make Klance Happen

Pidge Holt: Oh my god, that was adorable

Allura Altea: Agreed

Hunk: I can’t even with them

Shirogane: It’s truly amazing

Pidge Holt: He literally went over to Lance’s house just to make sure that he got some sleep. They are actual dorks.

Hunk: And you know that Lance didn’t mind it because he didn’t put up a fight

Pidge Holt: LITERALLY

 

Allura Altea: He just asked why and that was it

Shirogane: They are actual dorks.

Hunk: They are totally crushing on each other

Pidge Holt: Oh 100%

Forward
Sign in to leave a review.