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Excuse Me, Do You Fucking Mind?

Excuse Me, Do You Fucking Mind?

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Updated
23.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Astoria Greengrass,
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Slow Burn Eventual Smut Attempt at Humor Enemies to Lovers Implied/Referenced Homophobia Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers Alternate Universe - Muggle Alternate Universe - High School POV Draco Malfoy Narcissa Black Malfoy is a Good Parent Harry is a Little Shit James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Live
Draco Malfoy is an eighteen year old boy in his final year of high school. His life, frankly, is perfect. His parents spoil him. His teachers love him. His peers adore him. And no-one outside his inner circle (save for that moderately handsome git Ha...
Only in my nightmares, you toad.

Only in my nightmares, you toad.

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Updated
24.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Astoria Greengrass, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Gawain Robards
Tags
Bickering Pre-Relationship Auror Harry Potter Coffee Auror Draco Malfoy POV Draco Malfoy Harry is a Little Shit Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Sarcastic Draco Malfoy (essentially) Draco's a good dude!
“Get out of my way, Potter.” Draco snarled under his breath.“Fuck you, Malfoy.” Potter whispered back.“Only in your dreams, Potter.” Draco grit his teeth, and elbowed Potter hard.“I think you mean nightmares, Malfoy.” Potter wheezed and stomped vicio...