Excuse Me, Do You Fucking Mind?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Excuse Me, Do You Fucking Mind?
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Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Astoria Greengrass, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Hedwig (Harry Potter), Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott, and more probably
Tags
Slow Burn Eventual Smut Attempt at Humor Enemies to Lovers Implied/Referenced Homophobia Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers Alternate Universe - Muggle Alternate Universe - High School POV Draco Malfoy Narcissa Black Malfoy is a Good Parent Harry is a Little Shit James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Live Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Jock Harry Potter dadfoot and moomy Realistic Teenage Stress Not everything is about love y'all Some things are about love But also academic stress Academic Draco Malfoy Politics (only a little because I am trash at politics) Draco is a good dude you guys (essentially) But Draco shuts that shit down Voldemort in this fic is pathetic
Summary
Draco Malfoy is an eighteen year old boy in his final year of high school. His life, frankly, is perfect. His parents spoil him. His teachers love him. His peers adore him. And no-one outside his inner circle (save for that moderately handsome git Harry Potter) knows that he is secretly the biggest arsehole to have ever walked the face of this earth.His high-school life, Draco knows, is going great. Is going fantastic, actually.His double-life as a supervillain? Well, even Draco can’t be perfectly perfect. Based on the ‘writing-prompt-s’ prompt:You’re a supervillain in high school.Unbeknownst to you, your nemesis actually attends the same school as you, and when some new super-powered idiot comes to town and won’t stop causing trouble during exam week of all times, the two of you decide to team up to take them down.

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