Chapter 6
Dear nonexistent diary,
So, in good news, I don't think she's dying anymore!
The vampire is ignoring us again. That's probably a good thing, objectively, but I'm still offended. And bored, because he’s ignoring me and my pretty cellmate is still unconscious despite not being actively dying so I’m once again stuck with no one to talk to.
I wonder if I should throw more of my rocks at the vampire and see if he stops ignoring me, but I feel like I should save those for another emergency.
Well, hopefully there won’t be another emergency, but just in case.
I’m not known for having things go my way. Case in point, my life.
I could try to wake up my unconscious pretty cellmate, but I get the feeling that she probably needs the rest after nearly dying, so I'm not going to.
Yet.
How long that lasts is another question. I'm really bored. Like, really, really bored. Even more bored than I was before, because now something exciting- if terrifying and traumatizing and entirely unfun- happened and I'm going back to being bored instead of just being bored in general. And I really hope no one starts dying again, but I need something.
Now, in an ideal world, this would be where I find a secret escape route. I spend this time planning our whole escape, and then when my cellmate wakes up, I throw some rocks at the vampire, and we use the super secret escape route to get out of here, and then it turns out that my cellmate is into girls and she asks me out on a date and…
Yeah, this ideal world thing is pretty nice. But in an ideal world, I guess, none of us would be here in the first place. And I gave up on an ideal world long ago. Still a nice dream, though.
I wonder what her story is. Like, how she got down here, that sort of thing. Because I think you have to do something really bad to end up down here. Unless you, like, piss someone off like I did. Someone who happened to be the warden. How was I supposed to know that? Anyway. I hope she did something like that, because as kriffed up as getting thrown down here for just being annoying is, the other option is like… the vampire. And like, bad people. I really hope she’s not, like, this super pretty psycho or something like that. Because that would be just my luck, for her to be attractive and creepy.
She’s totally going to be creepy.
Nope, positive thoughts. She’s going to be great. She’ll be funny, and sweet, and gay.
Like, in a happy way. Not in an into me way. Because we’re just going to be friends. And cellmates. And maybe escape together and run off and be… roommates. Yeah. Like, real world, not in prison roommates. Because that would be cool, right? Like rich university kids who then go off and… yeah, I guess buy huge mansions on rich planets with their parents’ money and don’t live together, but maybe they’re neighbors or something.
But whatever. I guess I’ll find out when she wakes up.
I wonder what the vampire did to end up here?