Characters
Summary
Well, Peter certainly didn't choose this.Well, he did, but still! He didn't choose this-this!In which Peter is a mercenary with like, extreme issues and and crazy amount of enhancements and has the weirdest shit and meets another mercenary named Wade about five seconds before the world explodes.Fuck you, Ultron!Also he is a deep, deep disappointment to his super dad who totally think he's dead. No, seriously, not cool. Now he has to deal with THAT to?
Note
I know I said Sunday but I'm really invested in this rewritten version.Okay, so, for all those who have stuck with me since the begining, you'll know that this is ACTUALLY a rewrite. (Whoopty doo) and I promise, sincerely promise, from the bottom of my heart, that I will never do a redo like this again for this fic.Also I'm trying to get a Tumblr page for this fic so I can put art of the au up on it. For now, I'll just stick to not describing Peter's suit because it's fucking hard to describe. I'll like, make another fic with some fanart till the Tumblr page is made.
Chapters
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In Which Peter's Daily Life is Revealed Before The Story Matures and Also Plot Points Are Set Up. This Is Kind Of A Prologue?
April 30, 2025 at 02:59 AM -
In Which Peter Is Given An Object To Transfer but It's All Very Sketchy and Gross
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In Which Peter Meets The Item and There's Some Violence and Cursing and A Truce? Oh and Plots Just About All Set Up.
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In Which There Is Some Vague Threatening and An Experiment Or Two and Wow Peter Has Really Bad Mood/Mental Swings Like A Bitch On Her Period But Like Twenty times Worse
April 30, 2025 at 02:59 AM -
In Which Deadpool Tenses and Boundaries Are Half Set and Peter Eats Crickets and Grasshoppers. (He Vomited In The Morning Though.)
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In Which There's More Vomiting and Wade And Peter and Science and Labs and Fear
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In Which More Boundaries are Set, Trust Confuses Peter, and They Establish a Plan?
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Fuck is Said A Lot and Jared Is Almost Forgotten In The Trunk and Plot's Almost All Set Up and Fuck Fuck Fuck
April 30, 2025 at 02:59 AM -
In Which Mental Breakdowns Occur and Plot 2.0 Is Set Up.
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Plot Halt! Summarize! Drum Roll!
April 30, 2025 at 02:59 AM -
In Which We All Scream Fuck You Ultron and Oh Shit Hi Dad We Need To Hide.
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In Which Peter Has a Panic Attack and Everyone (Both Of Them) Just Understand
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In Which They Check Up On The newbie Trio and Realize That Shit Is Awkward (And Pretty Fucking Sexual)
April 30, 2025 at 02:59 AM