Izuku is naming his students, and is asking whatever god help with his life.
It has been a few days since Izuku was drunk, and slept with someone... But it also feels like it had already been a year since it happened, because I,you really didn't think about it at all.
And that was all because he was not looking for a lover, lovers could kiss his ass, and then be gone.
Izuku had gotten married once, and that once is enough to last for his whole life, even if his life is never going to end by any means, and now he has to shut off that thought before it can evolve into much darker.
"-ing to the USJ in two days... Zuko? Are you even listening to me?" Those were the first words that Izuku heard, and by Butterfly too.
"Yep! Were going to bring the class to the USJ!" Izuku wasn't sure if that was what Butterfly said, but it was pretty much what Butterfly would tell him, if they were going to go somewhere which was not the school.
"Good. I wasn't sure if you were listening, or if you were zoning off again."
"Now why would you think i zoned off?"
"You make a far away look, and then you stop smiling like usually. But right now were talking about what we're going to do at the USJ." Butterfly added to Izuku's question, and then started to talk about their job again.
Izuku isn't sure if the man knows that Izuku never listens when he speaks about work, but if he doesn't? Then that's probably for the better, because Izuku always figures out a way to make him believe he had been listening to him talk about work.
Izuku never listens.
Shouta was watching Zuko as he continued speaking, and sighed inaudible as he saw that Zuko was once again not listening, and only pretending he was so he could say dream about whatever he did.
But Shouta never did say anything to Zuko to make him listen, the man always knew how to help even if he hadn't been listening. (Shouta is still trying to figure out how, but has no answers.)
Izuku was in a field filled with teenagers, and the two days butterfly had been talking about had passed. He hadn't thought that they would go to the USJ so early, like these kids are, what... 14? 15?
He himself isn't even sure, Izuku just knows that their really young at the moment.
"Get in the bus." Izuku heard Butterfly say to the students, and then just followed the man into the bus and sat down next to him, because that's what he's been doing for the past five years.
"Butterfly, no need to be so mean to the kids!" Izuku said in a whine-like voice, "and before you say anything about, 'but you are the much more meaner teacher, Zuko.' I am nicer, i just say things in a mean way." Izuku added when he saw Butterfly about to open his mouth.
"I wasn't going to say anything about that," Butterfly said in his own defence and then added, "i was going to say that you will be helping me teach this year." Butterfly said in his, 'Nedzu but me up, not my choice.' Voice.
"Pff-, as if i would have anything to teach these kids!" Izuku said in a joking way, because he had a lot he could teach to kids that don't understand war, or how a battle can turn out more bad than you thought.
Butterfly only raised his right eye brow, and then burrowed into his yellow sleeping-bag to start eavesdropping on the teens while pretending to be asleep the whole journey.
Izuku did no such thing, and just stared right at them trying to think of nicknames they would answer, because they knew it was their name from then on.
Hitoshi could feel eyes on him, but he didn't even open his eyes to say to the other to stop staring, because he knew it was not one of his classmates, it was one of thr teachers at front.
He felt the man (was it Eraserhead??) Look at him for the next... Few minutes until he got tired of the looking, and opened his eyes to glare at the man for disturbing his rest.
Hitoshi was staring at the eyes of Yukimaru-sensei who got a delighted look on his face when he glared at him, then sensei looked away and at Uraraka-kun.
It wasn't Hitoshi's business, but he really wanted to know why sensei was staring at all the students with such a creepy look, because he looks like he's about to murder one of them, or then just all of them.
Izuku could see that not a single student liked it when he stared at them, but he only got more excited when they looked away, because when they were adults and in spotlight, they would have to deal with it all the time.
When Izuku felt something lean on his shoulder, he looked at Butterfly who was next to him, now really sleeping.
He couldn't help but give the man the most disgusted look he had given anyone in a long time, because how dare he? Or you have a husband. (He didn't even know why he was disgusted, just that he was.)
Izuku almost slammed the man off of him, but relented and only made him lay against the window slowly as to not wake him up, Izuku wasn't that cruel, not like in the past.
Izuku was 27 years old, and he was out in the dark at night to watch out for the people who still were with him, or the only people still alive and with him.
Izuku was outside looking out if any person was about to attack their temporary safe place, but so far there was no one and it was quiet. Too quiet for his comfort, and too quiet for it to mean safe, there would always have to be some sound, or it meant immediate death for them. They had learned that really fast.
It hadn't been this quiet for two weeks, and that can only mean there is a predator, a commission worker with an army with them, or then Yoichi's brother who somewhy doesn't want to leave the two husbands of his alive.
Because something had killed Yoichi when ####### had taken him, and now he was probably blaming his two husbands who had married him, and had sex with him. (He probably thought one of them had some sickness, and had given it to Yoichi.)
Or then he was after them because they had took Yoichi from him, and then became war criminals with meta-abilities, expect not all had one, and some were just normal people who supported them.
Izuku got up humming a tune (was it called... Yo bro?) he had heard the other day, and then as fast as he heard a rustle come from a bush, he shot with a gun he had found at one point in their teams moving around.
(Even he doesn't know when he found it, he just had it in his hand at one point, and then he just hid it in his pocket, because the gun was small enough to fit in it.)
There was a loud scream from the woman, and then Izuku heard feet, so many feet, too many feet to be safe... A commission worker was here with their army, Izuku ran towards the tents.
"WakE UP! THEY'RE HERE!"
Izuku was pushed out of his thoughts when he felt the bus stop, and Butterfly stir awake next to him, he was fast on his feet and out of the bus with a little teleportation.
He couldn't careless if someone noticed him teleport, he just had to get out of the bus before he attacked a student for daring to speaking to him when he was clearly upset about something.
Izuku didn't notice it but he had started to hum the same tune he had in his memory, it didn't last long because people were finally starting to arrive where they were supposed to.
When Shouta had stopped speaking to Zuko he had tried to eavesdrop on the new students, but all they spoke about was school, homework and asking others if they knew what they were going to be doing.
So you could not blame him for getting bored of listening to them speaking like young children, it felt like people started to age younger and younger as the years went by, because Shouta had already been planning his whole life at 15.
But then the plan had been crushed by none other than his husband, and he had frayed from the plan almost all the way.
Shouta hadn't realised he had fallen asleep before he felt someone push him to lay the other way, and the other way being the window, so it must mean he had fallen asleep on Zuko.
Zuko who hates physical touch, expect if it's violent, a tussle, or a hug he knew was coming, Shouta knew that Zuko couldn't stand it if someone fell asleep on him.
And he knew the reason why, the reason being Zuko had gotten used to people sleeping in other places than him, and if they weren't sleeping in another place than where they were suppose to, and on Zuko?
It meant that he had a dead body on him, or a person he had slept with the night before, or then a teen that was giving him a forever goodbye, because they wouldn't be returning to him again.
Shouta got up from his seat, and made his way out of the bus so he could tell what they would be doing for the day, and how they would achieve it in a days time, but sometimes they would have to make arrangements.
Even if some students won't like them, but what is a teachers job if not making your students miserable?
Shouta smirked cruelly as he made his way to Zuko who was just standing in place, and waiting for everyone to arrive there.
And if he too smiled like a villain? Then that was only Shouta's business.
Izuku had made all the students perfect names, and they even suited the teens, he couldn't careless if they didn't like the names, there had been people like them before too.
One student had even attacked Izuku for naming them, poopoo and that name hadn't even been one of the bad ones, the child should have been proud to be named something so good!
Like look at... Floaty-bun! She has a worse name than they had had!
Izuku would never understand why people didn't like to be renamed, because Izuku himself had changed his name many times already, and he hadn't complained about it even once!
When Butterfly was about to start speaking about the plans he had made, a big purple portal started to form behind him and the student already started to ask questions.
...
Why is it always Izuku? What has he done to deserve the words hate? Was it all the crimes he did in his life, or the people he murdered to stay alive himself? Or that he somehow got a meta-ability that made him immortal?
Maybe it's all of those reasons, or then the things that he never meant to do, like kill for the students when they told him something that someone had done to them.
...
Okay, Izuku won't lie. He may be a little fucked up in the head, but at least he's still smarter than any other living being, but still too dumb to understand other people's feelings.
Yeah, he may have to shut up now, or all the time he had put up with students will fail him, because he really has no energy to deal with this bullshit now, he didn't get enough sleep last night.
Should he just make a run for it while he can? Because he has never dealt with a villain attack before, and he doesn't know if he's allowed to kill anyone.
He should probably ask Butterfly after he has killed the threat to the students, because then he can't blame it on Izuku, but on himself for not telling Izuku he can't kill anyone there.
But at the same time their villains. So they must deserve death?
...
Ugh. Izuku will ask when he's done with the threat.