THEY DON'T KNOW THAT OTHER CAFFEINED THINGS EXIST??!!?!?!?!
Izuku woke up that morning and chose coffee(the other choise was violence), and that's only because he hasn't had any type of coffee in centuries, Izuku really is using that word alot these days.(You've been out for only a day)
Does Izuku choose coffee or cappuccino? And he chooses Cappuccino, it's Izuku's favorite coffee and it wakes Izuku up from his morning grogginess, because Izuku is not a morning person, not even by heart, the only part that is a morning person of him is when Izuku has been awake for the whole night.
Izuku got up from the bed he slept on, but not without a challenge, because when he was in his meta-ability he didn't taste, feel or do anything human, that's why Izuku pretended that he could do those in his meta-ability, even if everything was wrong about everything in it.
Then Izuku started to walk towards the place he remembers the small kitchen was in, he passed loud-sunrise(Present Mic) and space-cat(Thirteen), then Izuku met with butterfly in the kitchen.
"Mornin', butterfly." Izuku greeted the grumpy butterfly as he passed him to go look into the cabinets, Izuku didn't find what he wanted, he looked through the cabinet again, this got loud-sunrises atention.
"What are you looking for, little listener?" loud-sunrise asked Izuku as Izuku tried to find cappuccino making things, he remembers what they look like, so why can't he find it? "cappucino." Izuku answered simply as he started to look again.
The room had gotten silent after Izuku said that, Izuku turned to look at what got them silent, they were all looking at him weirdly.
"The illegal drug?" butterfly guestioned Izuku, and Izuku saw his life flash before his eyes. No. "Illegal?!" Izuku shouted in distress, because that coffee ain't no drug! It's coffee, not anything bad could have happened to the coffee!... Right?
"What about Latte?" Izuku asked in sadness, because if cappuccino is gone that shit better too, Izuku will not be here by tomorrow if there some why still is Latte, and people decided that cappuccino was a drug.
"Another illegal drug?" Vamtitan(Vlad king) whispered to himself as Izuku asked about Latte, Izuku jumped down from the cabinets, and then crumbled to the floor in sadness, because what happened when he was gone??
"Atleast it isn't legal.." Izuku whimpered to himself quietly, and then coffee came to mind, oh please lord have mercy on Izuku's soul if there isn't coffee. "And coffee?" Izuku asked from the ground as people were about to look if he was alive.
"Not illegal, everyone drinks that!" Stoatlings voice came from the top of the cabinet, and some people fliched at the stoatlings appearence, because he's too quiet when he appears, Izuku knew he was there already.
Izuku let a happy sob leave him as he uncurled from the floor and got up, oh thank god! Izuku would have left before anyone blinked if coffee wasn't legal, because it would be hell on earth after living with coffee his whole life.
Izuku had trained for two(2) hours already, and that would be enough for the rest of the day, because it will match with Izuku's body and how Izuku's body will development.
Not anything like the hell Izuku had to go through when he was in the past, Izuku had to carry so much just so nothing was left behind to go to waste.
Izuku was 23 years old at the moment, and he was carrying the things they had with #######, because Yoichi was still on the run from his older-brother, Izuku doesn't know why and he won't guestion it.
Izuku himself had met the man when he was 21, and he could see that the man was obsessed with Yoichi, and wanted to make things better for him, but Izuku could see the way ####### would some times stare at Izuku, but when the two(2) had gotten closer in the year and a half they were together, the man had gotten a different glint into them.
But in the end it was Yoichi who wanted to leave, Izuku followed because he knows that Yoichi can't take care of himself, and because the way ####### had seemed to accept the glint he had, it only made things even weirder on Izuku's end.
"We need to move fast, we don't want to see any of the commission, or #######." ####### informed the two(2) who were walking behind him, and Izuku started to move faster forwards.
Izuku shook his head again to make the memory go back, because he has no time for them at the moment, Izuku still needs to make things right in his life, and then make him like a normal person.
Because the way Izuku is living will only confuse everyone he crosses, just because they don't understand what things Izuku was teached when he was alive in the past.
Izuku hopes everyone he knew in the past was dead, because then he doesn't have to re-meet them again, like he did Yoichi's and #######'s secret love-child, and that was a really weird meeting.
####### was making a plan on how he could snatch Izuku, and then have the talk they need to have after not meeting in two(2) centuries, ####### had known Izuku for 10-13 years when they were in the past, because of course he had to take a appearence looking quirk.
It would take about 4-6 years to snatch the teenager (mentally), because as smart as ####### was he could never beat Izuku's smartness, he was always the smartest of the BrOtHEr's people who were following the person leading them to the fight of rights.
####### should have locked Izuku with hIs BrOtHEr Yoichi when he snatched Yoichi from the group, but the teenager had been a step too far away from ####### to snatch him too.
He had made so many plans to catch Izuku, but the teenager always knew when ####### was about to snatch him from the group that was going into war they couldn't win.(Suicide mission)
It wouldn't go the same way as it did in the past, because ####### was stronger, smarter and better than he was before, before he was stupid, weak and not good enough. But now he was better than ever, ####### didn't even lose his face in the fight with All Might like he thought, it was as handsome as it was before, and it was all thanks to Izuku who always told him his mistake's in his plans, and made them even better, Izuku was always meant to have a family.(even if he didn't want it)
####### will bring the family together, it doesn't matter if he has to bring Yoichi from the dead.
####### let a sickening smile make it's way on his face, and then he let out quiet chuckles. Yes, ####### will do his best in the plan he has.
Izuku was walking out of the shower, but then he felt a shiver go down his spine, and he started to glance every way he could see.
Maybe someone was thinking about him at the moment? But nobody knows him in this century, and even if they did, why would they think about someone as old as Izuku?
Maybe they have a daddy kink?
Izuku snorted loudly as he looked at himself in the mirror, he did not have the body or the face to be considered a daddy, maybe a pedophile then? As long as they take no booty picture's Izuku has no problem with it, Izuku himself is a bit old.
And in his time he was considered a beaty, even if his parents did kick him out at sixteen(16), because he was considered a person who can live on his own. Izuku was glad about his beaty then, because people pay for fake dates when they don't want friends to make blind-dates.
Izuku has chosen the perfect age, it's 19-24 years old, because Izuku knows nobody older will date him, and Nobody younger will like a guy, but if time changes, does that mean people changed too?
Izuku will figure that out some other day, he has other things to think about today, and more things to even do each day coming day.
Nedzu had guestioned about why Midoriya had called him a stoatling, but what he found under really deeply hidden things, was that a stoat lives a long-long life, and they're considered a stoatling for many-many years.
Nedzu had thought he was an adult for thirty(30) years already, and this is why he gets excited when something that interested him happens? It's because he's a really young stoatling still, Nedzu finally knows what it feels like to guestion his life, because he just found out the biggest secret he could find.
Nedzu sat in his chair quietly as he guestioned his life, because what happened to make him think that he was an adult? Was it that he was smart or because he was an experiment? Nedzu doesn't know, should he... Ask Midoriya?
Nedzu shook his head sligthly, and then pushed a button on the computer's keyboard to delete the thing he just read, because as long as nobody else knows, Nedzu will be alright and nobody can say anything about being young.
Nedzu let a crazed smile make it's way on his face, and he didn't have the energy to hide it, because now he knows even more about things others don't know about yet!
Izuku felt another shiver go down his spine, and this time his eye twitched, because why does he have these problems, why could nobody else have them, Izuku just wants to rest the rest of the day, and that he will do!
Izuku laid down on the bed again, but this time he knew that he would not get up the next morning, because there is no way he would get up for a normal coffee after living without it for two(2) centuries.
Izuku closed his eyes, and fell into a deep slumber.