The Abduction and Probing of Tony Stark
“I’m going to miss these little talks of ours.” Thor said placing a hand on Tony’s shoulder being honest as he had been falling for the genius more and more.
“Not if you don’t leave.” Ah how he wished he could stay but the nine realms needed him and if they were in danger that meant the genius was to. Thor wouldn’t let anything happen to the small adorable genius.
“I have no choice.” He answered even though he’d rather stay with Tony.
As he looked at the genius though a thought occurred to him. It was a thought he’d often been having since Loki’s death…what would Loki do? With that thought in mind he strode up to the genius catching him by surprise, picked him up, threw him over his shoulder, and summoned the bi-frost. Heimdal was certainly surprised by the addition that arrived with Thor. Tony was protesting for all of two seconds before his eyes took in his surroundings.
“Holy shit did you bring me to Asgard? Wait, I’ve just been abducted by aliens. Why have I been abducted by aliens? Thor, why?”
Thor happily strode out of the bi-frost heading towards the palace. He was going to show his father his mortal and make sure Odin knew this one was his and he couldn’t mistreat him like he had the last one. Odin’s expression upon seeing him holding the struggling genius in place by his ass was as the mortals would say, priceless.
“Thor what the hell? Answer me you big blonde idiot. You can’t just abduct me and bring me to your shiny golden city in the sky!”
“My son…explain…” Odin was unnaturally confused by this turn of events though Thor chose not to focus on that at the moment.
“I was leaving Midgard to find out why so many of the infinity stones have been making an appearance recently but I would have missed Tony. So I asked myself what would Loki do.”
Tony made a sound of protest at that.
“So I stole the genius, he is mine now.”
Tony managed to look over his shoulder to see Odin who was wiping a stray tear from his eye as the one eyed king’s image faded revealing Loki.
“I have never been prouder of you brother than in this moment.”
Thor should be angry at Loki faking his death but instead he just hugged his little brother with Tony still flung over his shoulder like spoils of war. Thor should have been suspicious when Loki allowed the hug. He clearly hadn’t learned yet as he found a knife in his side and Loki running off with his genius.
“You were right in what I would do brother!” Loki said stealing the genius away because he wanted him.
“Loki I just got you back, I won’t fight you over this. We can share.”
Loki paused with a hand on the door having somehow managed to move quite fast in his attempt to steal away Thor’s new love.
“Very well.” Loki decided because they both knew the trickster couldn’t outrun him.
“Oh dear god I’ve been abducted by aliens and going to be probed.” Tony complained but later when they had him between them there was no objection to their probing.