Damn it, you made me Batman
In the icy Hydra bunker a video was playing revealed a long kept secret to a billionaire who had been orphaned when he was seventeen. When the video had finished Zemo looked on confident that he’d won.
“You killed my parents.” Tony said his voice devoid of emotion as he turned to Bucky Barnes.
“It wasn’t him Tony.” Steve tried to interrupt while Bucky nodded.
“I’m so sorry.” The former Hydra assassin said sincerely.
Tony groaned in annoyance much to the others surprise.
“Damn it do you know what this means?”
No one knew, clearly the genius had gone insane.
“Dad was a millionaire, I had a butler I was close with, my parents were killed which orphaned me…”
Steve and Zemo were utterly confused while Bucky’s eyes widened.
“Oh my god I made you Batman.”
Tony waved his arm at him.
“Ding ding ding you win all the points. Damn it why the hell do I have to live a comic book story?”
“I like you better than Batman.” Bucky said trying to give the person he’d orphaned some kind of comfort.
“Awe thanks, I am better looking plus I bet I suck cock better than him.”
Bucky raised a brow.
“We should test this theory.”
Zemo was left crying over his failed attempt to destroy the avengers while Steve hid with T’Challa to try and not overhear his best friend getting what sounded like a godly level blowjob.