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*picture: Steve and Tony are cuddling on the couch, Tony’s wearing a huge sweatshirt and shitty sweatpants, Steve is in sweatpants and a t-shirt. They’re both asleep.*

couldkillyouwithmypinkie Gross.

yourfavoritearcher It’s like watching mom and dad be all cute and couple-y. If you hear barfing from my floor, you know why.

biggreen Leave them alone, it’s better than when we first moved into the tower and they constantly argued.

youknowwhoiam Brucie, this is why you’re my favorite

capsicle Aren’t parents not supposed to pick favorites?

*picture: Natasha, Clint, and Thor are playing Twister. Clint is in an awkward backbend over Thor, who’s sprawled precariously over Natasha. She’s in the splits and bending backward*

youknowwhoiam Who do you think will win?

biggreen I’m tempted to say Clint, but Nat will murder me...so nat?

couldkillyouwithmypinkie Good choice.

*picture: Tony’s grinning up at holograms and doing something with a model of the suits.*

capsicle He’s so cute when he’s geniusing.

youknowwhoiam Good thing I’m the genius one cap, because geniusing isn’t a word. And stop exposing me!

biggreen Look out world, Tony has f e e l i n g s

*picture: Tony and Steve are smiling at each other over coffee. Their hands are linked and you can see Steve's wedding ring*

WHiHWorldNews A candid photo of our favorite power couple!

capsicle Tony framed this and it’s on his desk, in case anyone was wondering

*picture: Tony and Steve’s left hands are showing off their wedding rings*

youknowwhoiam Happy anniversary to the love of my life. Seven years and it’s been great, even with our kinda stupid children.

capsicle Love you too darling. And don’t insult the Avengers, they’re doing their best!

yourfavoritearcher Gee thanks, dad…

youknowwhoiam If that makes me the mom, I’m siccing Nat on you. We all know that I’m her favorite.

couldkillyouwithmypinkie He’s not wrong.

*picture: The team is covered in green goo. Natasha is sitting on the ground and making intense eye-contact with Clint. Bruce is mostly asleep on Thor’s shoulder, and Steve and Tony are smiling at each other.*

youknowwhoiam I had to burn down the suit, that goo smelled so bad.

capsicle The poor person who had to clean all our suits…

youknowwhoiam That's me! So clearly I deserve unlimited coffee. Or at least Barton not emptying the coffee pot before I come downstairs.

capsicle Nice try babe. That much coffee isn't healthy.

couldkillyouwithmypinkie Steve is trying to get the tower to cut down on coffee. Jokes on him though, because there are two scientists and two assassins who regularly work weird hours who will murder him for taking away their source of energy. I think he’s just pissed because he can’t feel the effects of coffee anymore.