Chapter 2
*picture: Tony’s laughing and looking somewhere else with a rose tucked behind his ears. The Stark Mansion is visible behind him*
capsicle We went to the Stark Mansion today to finally clear out some of Howard and Maria’s stuff and Tony showed me through the gardens. I couldn’t help but think about how freaking pretty he is.
youknowwhoiam Love you too dumbass. Can’t say I miss my childhood home but I liked going there with you.
*picture: Clint and Natasha are staring intently at the TV screen. They’re playing MarioKart and they both look eerily blank.*
biggreen For some reason, Mario Kart brings out the spy’s murderous sides more than actual missions do.
youknowwhoiam I’m proud to say that nobody has managed to beat my high score yet.
*picture: Avengers in action, Cap is in the middle of throwing his shield, Iron Man is blasting something off camera, Natasha is strangling someone with her thighs, Thor is swinging, the Hulk is roaring at a doombot, and Hawkeye can be seen on a rooftop aiming for something.*
youknowwhoiam How do we look?
yourfavoritearcher Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.
biggreen Wow…
*picture: Rhodey is teasingly swinging Tony around in a dance in the kitchen while Pepper laughs, leaning against the kitchen counter. All of them are wearing pajamas and Pepper has a wine glass in hand.*
couldkillyouwithmypinkie What’s funny about this is that I’m certain that all three of these people could probably still kill me in their PJs.
helenawho even stark?
couldkillyouwithmypinkie He’s more cutthroat than most people give him credit for.
*picture: DUM-E is staring straight into the camera. His claw is tilted to the side like he’s confused*
youknowwhoiam Happy birthday you complete disaster.
yourfavoritearcher Happy birthday little bot!
*Tony is scowling at something in the distance. They’re at a gala, the bar is the background, and he’s dressed to the nines. There’s a full glass of wine in his hands.*
capsicle Tony’s usually a scotch guy, but dealing with politicians can make anybody want wine.
yourfavoritearcher He’s secretly a wine mom…
youknowwhoiam Shut up, Barton!