Chapter one - the autism quest
Jong Chue made a group chat
Jong Chue added 13 people to the group chat
Jong Chue: Hi stinkabutts!!!!
Jong Chue: I made a little work gc so we can all get along :3
Jong Chue: so behave or I’ll shoot you all dead tomorrow 🤯
Signora: Wait do u even work here
Jong Chue: I LITERALLY WORK ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBS??? HELLO??
Jong Chue: I manage all the aquariums 🙁
Jong Chue: And my little personal one with my son(Betta fish) named V Bucks in my office
Signora: oh wait shit u do ur the little 16 year old who works at reception w Sandy right
Jong Chue: I’m bombing the aquarium. I can't do this anymore guys /j
Pantalone: Why are we in a group chat?? Can’t we just go talk to each other?
Pantalone: Our offices are literally in the same back area of this bigass building
Jong Chue: I think it would be beneficial if we could contact outside of work as well!
Scaramouche: Bullshit.
Jong Chue: Fine I wanted to see you all interact with each other like animals in a zoo while I’m behind the safety glass /ref
Childe: What is that even a reference to??? 🤨
Jong Chue: GARTEN OF BAN BAN 😿😿😿
Childe: Oh
Childe: L autistic ratio
Jong Chue: You’re also part of that autistic ratio group what r u talking about you Google tic tac toe playing ginger F RE A K.
Childe: 😔
Childe: Wait who is that fine redhead that Sandy’s talking to at reception 😻😻😻
Dottore: Childe you cannot talk about anyone being a redhead
Childe: SHUT UP DICKLESSTORE
Childe: Anywya who is that FINEEE gentleman heart eyes emoji
Dottore: DICKLESSTORE?
Jong Chue: Oh that’s Diluc Ragnvindr
Jong Chue: He basically owns the Dawn Winery Co. but idk what he’s doing here
Childe: why would a winery owner be here bruh
Jong Chue: idk maybe he likes fishie but shh you’re getting too loud pookie 😞 I can hear you furiously typing
Childe: POOKIE?!
Pantalone: God I can feel all of your dumbassery flowing like a stench into my office
Jong Chue: Yeah Fartaglia Tartaglia
Childe: Stop I’m suing you for propaganda and harassment.. 😿
Childe: Anyway this Dilute guy kinda fine
Pantalone: His name is Diluc.
Childe: Dilute dilate Diluc idc I won’t him
Childe: Something is dilating for him
Jong Chue: WHAAAT
Jong Chue: me too
Jong Chue: Omg who wrote that 😿
Capitano: Jong Chue, would you like to explain why you are playing Tunnel Town on your phone?
Jong Chue: I loved this game as a kid leave me alone 😔
Jong Chue: WAIT HOW DO U KNOW WHAT TUN NEL TOWN IS
Capitano: no comment.
Colombina: I LOVED TUNNEL TOWN TOO OMG but I was like 15?? 16?? Around ur age when it came out but I did not care I still played it
Childe: Animal jammers unite 🙌
Jong Chue: YESSIR 🙌 so real
Jong Chue: Also Childe please turn down breaking bad on your computer if I hear ‘Skylar white yo’ one more time I’ll kms
Jong Chue: I’m pretty sure the ppl in the front buying stuff and visiting can hear it as well
Childe: Whoops
Arlecchino: Our ginger mascot watches breaking bad??
Jong Chue: I’ve been debating watching better call Saul
Childe: that’s the spin-off right
Jong Chue: I think so 😞
Jong Chue: [Image.png]
Colombina: AWW PUPPY
Jong Chue: WAIT FUCK
Jong Chue: [Image.png] I MEAN THIS ONE
Childe: Who tf Hikaru Nakamura????
Jong Chue: Hikaru Nakamura, the #2(i think) chess player in the world right under Magnus Carlsen(Both of them are also Lowkey. 😻)
Colombina: You’re really here, down bad over chess masters, and worse, MEN?
Jong Chue: I h8 women 🤯 /j /j /j please don’t murder me Signora
Signora: Hm.
Jong Chue: SCREAMS RUNS AWAY HIDES
Jong Chue: IF YOU MURDER ME I'LL SUE YOU FOR TRANSPHOBIA AND ILL HAUNT UR HOUSE 😿
Capitano: Can you all PLEASE get back to work?
Jong Chue: no
Jong Chue: Kicks you in the balls and runs away
Arlecchino: I look in this chat for one second. I already hate it
Childe: Me too slay soul sister 😿
Arlecchino: Who is this lost ginger child???
Childe: STOP OT
Arlecchino: No I’m srs there’s like a ginger kid looking for someone named ajax
Childe: whoops that’s me
Jong Chue: UR REAL NAME IS AJAX????
Childe: YES?
Jong Chue: I THOUGHT IT WAS TARTAGLIA 😿
Childe: NO WTF THATS MY MIDDLE NAME
Jong Chue: So you’re telling me someone named AJAX TARTAGLIA has been witterawy hidding da gwiddy fowr that wada? /ref
Childe: keep this up and I’ll hit you for free.
Childe: Ask him for his name I have a bunch of little ginger siblings
Arlecchino: His name is Teucer
Arlecchino: white boy ass name smh
Childe: STOP IT
Childe: Teucer is a sweetheart I can’t believe this
Jong Chue: He looks like a fuckin dork I can see him from my office
Jong Chue: I would take his lunch money frfr
Childe: HE'S ONLY 9 GODDAMN
Colombina: How did a 9 year old get here by himself??
Childe: Oh I don’t live too far from the store
Childe: Why tf do u think I’m asked to pick up shifts so often
Jong Chue: Oh tru tru
Childe: Who do u guys think has the coolest job and why
Jong Chue: Uhh
Jong Chue: Pantylone :( I wanna order the fish
Pantalone: You would order all Kuhli loaches. We do not trust you.
Jong Chue: AY
Jong Chue: I’m not objecting BUT STILL
Childe: Wait speaking of jobs wtf does Capitano even do here
Capitano: I do the heavy lifting for the packages and help people bring stuff to their cars like tanks, heavy filters etc
Childe: ok so basically big buff maid
Jong Chue: WHAAAT 😧
Jong Chue: Dicklesstore has a pretty dope job tbh
Dottore: STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU STUPID redacted I mean queers
Jong Chue: same thing wdym /j
Jong Chue: Down with the gay ppl
Childe: I see you flirt with nearly every guy ur age that comes in here you’re not fooling anyone
Jong Chue: is this little dick man rlly trying to do something
Jong Chue: Just say u have rizz in the negatives and leave L L 😿👎
Childe: Man wtf now I want the Tsaritsa’s job so I can fire this bitch
Jong Chue: Ratio :3
Jong Chue: Uh
Jong Chue: we got a small problem
Sandrone: Wait what I’m done at reception what happened
Jong Chue: [image.png]
Jong Chue: THEY ACCIDENTALLY GAVE US TWO BAGS OF RUMMYNOSE TETRAS WHOOPSIES
Childe: wait why is that a problem
Jong Chue: well we do get free runmynoses but
Jong Chue: these r hugeass bags and there are like 50 in each Ruh roh :3
Sandrone: WHAT
Pantalone: oh
Pantalone: No I ordered another bag
Jong Chue: WE DONT HAVE SPACE FOR THESE PANTALONE
Pantalone: No for me Wtf
Jong Chue: WHAT DO YOU NEED WITH 100 TETRAS MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
Jong Chue: I swear on celestias left testicle hair I will kill all of you one day
Jong Chue: Nvm u ordered Kuhli’s so forgive you
Childe: THE SWITCH UP 🤨
Jong Chue: Hey uh Capitano
Capitano: Yes?
Jong Chue: we have room for like
Jong Chue: uhhh
Jong Chue: 20 Kuhli’s right
Capitano: let me check
Capitano: we have room for only 10-15
Jong Chue: I know what I’m taking home today!!!!!!
Jong Chue: pasta sauce is gonna love this
Colombina: How many Betta fish does this kid own jeez
Childe: why r y’all just stealing the store’s fish wtf we need those to sell
Jong Chue: tell that to Victoria’s Secret panties with his 100 rummynoses
Jong Chue: that’s like 300-400 dollars pantsuit
Pantalone: Quit it with these outlandish names 😧
Jong Chue: OUTLANDISH?????
Jong Chue: bro think he a British gentleman 💀
Pantalone: Ignoring that.
Pantalone: 50 of the tetras are for here you fool
Jong Chue: kys rn /j
Signora: Jong Chue.
Jong Chue: I did not mean that guys those were my demons. #LiveLaughLobotomy
Childe: LIVE LAUGH WHAT
Jong Chue: I will murder you in your sleep
Jong Chue: guys if I said I had an evil twin would u believe me
Pantalone: No.
Dottore: You are the evil twin
Sandrone: ^^ agreed
Childe: I would fear for the worlds safety
Jong Chue: wow I see how you all treat minorities </3
Pantalone: I will oppress you
Jong Chue: He’s gonna make me say the word.
Childe: WAHT
Pantalone: I’m cutting your pay
Jong Chue: ahahaha Yk who also cuts but not pay lol
Pantalone: .
Jong Chue: NO I WAS /J
Jong Chue: PANTALONE SUGAR DADDY PLEASE 😿
Pantalone: 👎
Jong Chue: NOOOO
Childe: Stop ugly crying wtf
Jong Chue: brb askinf the Tsaritsa to change my office
Jong Chue: WAIT I THINK V BUCKS IS DEAD
Childe: NOOOOOO
Jong Chue: oh shit wait nvm he’s just sleeping lol
Childe: THANK GOD
Childe: I love V bucks idc ab his goofy name he always swims up to the glass when he sees any of us I will protect him with my life
Signora: who the fuck is V bucks
Pantalone: If i'm not mistaken, he is Jong Chue’s betta fish on their desk.
Pantalone: The 5 gallon with the plant coming out the top of it
Signora: oh that little guy I love him
Sandrone: WAIT WHICH ONE THEY HAVE LIKE THREE TANKS WITH BETTAS ONE FIVE GALLON, A TEN GALLON AND ONE TWENTY GALLON
Jong Chue: no I don’t??
Jong Chue: the fifteen is a bunch of rummy noses, cardinals, and red rili shrimp, twenty gallon is my honey gourami with some pork chop rasboras and a few pygmy Corys LMFAO
Jong Chue: the five gallon is my boy V bucks
Childe: OMG HONEY GOURAMIS
Childe: how tf did u fit that many tanks in there
Jong Chue: I think you forget how big our offices are
Jong Chue: They’re all separate rooms too unlike the little stuffy cubicles
Dottore: Great for having sex in
Dottore: Glances at Pantalone and looks away
Pantalone: blocked, reported, showing this to the Tsaritsa.
Dottore: .
Jong Chue: BAHAHAHA
Jong Chue: Get clowned gay boy
Dottore: Shut up before I fuck your mom, become your step dad, and ground you
Jong Chue: oh Fr ur gonna take her?
Jong Chue: I'M FREEEEEE 🙌🙌
Jong Chue: Maybe you are useful after all, dicklesstore! /j
Dottore: WHAT?????
Childe: ignoring that
Childe: JONG CHUE
Childe: What’s the honey gourami named?? :D
Jong Chue: His name is honeysuckle bc I love those flowers and it was funny
Childe: hehe honeysuckle
Jong Chue: ehehehehehe
Childe: ehehehehehehehhh
Dottore: ruh roh theyre unmasking
Jong Chue: IT IS THE END OF THE DAY DIP N DOTS. HOW AB U SUCKLE MY NUTS. YEAH. LEAVE US ALONE. 👎