Chapter two - Pipe bomb tutorial!
Jong Chue: Born to :3 forced to :)
Childe: so real
Colombina: Childe was a :3 kid? Not clickbait?
Childe: I’ll kill a lesbian today? Not clickbait?
Colombina: you can’t do that because BHM is actually forever and it's women's history month and after this it’s black women's history month and then it’s Asian history month(cough cough dottore cough cough me) and then it’s pride month :(
Dottore: WOW 😿
Childe: SHUT UP
Jong Chue: good morning pookies:3
Jong Chue: Work hard or expect a pipe bomb in your mailbox!!!!! X3 <3
Arlecchino: WHAT
Jong Chue: you heard me
Jong Chue: How to make pipe bombs: For ABSOLUTE beginners!
Childe: wtf do pipe bombs look like
Jong Chue: like a pipe I’d assume
Jong Chue: speaking of which devilishly taps fingers together
Jong Chue: Your mother penetrated herself on MY pipe 😈
Childe: BLOCKED REPORTED TO THE TSARITSA
Jong Chue: Reported that sounds a lot like
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Colombina: WOAH NO NEED FOR SLURS
Colombina: you didn’t answer me yesterday how many bettas do you have
Jong Chue: I have a male veiltail in a 45 gallon at home named pasta sauce(real name Venus)
Jong Chue: I have V Bucks here at the office
Jong Chue: I have a 5 gallon at home with a koi female named Jǐn lǐ(which just means koi fish in Chinese)
Jong Chue: I also manage the sororities that we have for sale(I count them all as my babies and I cry when one leaves) 😻
Colombina: Golly gee willikers
Jong Chue: AY THAT WAS MY THING YOU THIEF
Dottore: ARE YOU SAYING THAT BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK 🤬
Jong Chue: KILL YOURSELF RN IM SAYING THAT BECAUSE SHES A WOMAN 🤬 /j
Colombina: 😞 sad emoji
Jong Chue: actually nvm I’m reverting back to a nb lesbian All men at my school should die!!!!
Jong Chue: they call me the most devious transphobic slurs then ‘Well I actually identify as a woman and it’s women's history month sooo’
Jong Chue: Like mf I identify as misogynistic
Jong Chue: so in short clean up ur dirty ass table that you mixed the atrocious 10-in-1 milk-oranges-pineapple-apple juice-pretzel sticks-fruit snacks-mashed potatoes-saliva-foreskin-no father mix and spilled on the table
Childe: LMFAO WHAT
Colombina: I’m allergic to teen boys
Colombina: Especially a certain one that works here
Jong Chue: I’m kms. I hate women. /j for legal reasons
Childe: WOOOOOOWWWW
Jong Chue: RGAHRHEGRHEHAHH
Childe: wait what time is it
Capitano: 8:57. Why?
Childe: DID ANYONE TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND GET READY FOR OPENING
Jong Chue: WAIT I THOUGHT WE OPENED LATER ON SUNDAY????
Childe: ITS MONDAY
Jong Chue: FUCK
Jong Chue: @everyone OPEN UP EVERYTHING. NOW. WERE OFF SCHEDULE. RUNNRUNRUEBRH GOGOGOGOGOO
Signora: don’t tell me what to do
Childe: @Tsaritsa
Signora: Duly noted. I’ll turn on the lights in the display aquariums.
Jong Chue: duly lol
Jong Chue: anyway I got everything on in the selling display tanks and for the products teehee
Jong Chue: Aquarium Speedrun #betterthandreamnofather