You Know Where the City Is

“As I was saying, after the incident at your concert last night,” Tree restarted and Matty opened his mouth as if to question what the incident was, but was silenced by a glare from Jamie. “We need to move the speculation away from Taylor’s relationship with Karlie, and what many are claiming was a heated kiss shared between them, and onto her relationship with a new male suitor. Which is you.”“Me?!” Matty exclaimed, bursting out laughing, it seemed his role in the cluster fuck had finally clicked. “You want Taylor Fucking Swift to pretend to date me, to save her image, because she got caught kissing her girlfriend at one of our gigs?” He ran his fingers through his hair, laughing even harder. “Are you guys aware that I am a raging alcoholic with a slight drug problem? I don’t think being linked to me will help rehabilitate anyones image.”

Hi!Whelp, here it is. I made a joke about the self indulgent Taylor/Matty Fake Dating Fic I had written for my own amusement on tumblr, and it turns out other people were apparently interested in it too. So here it is. The 2014 Matty Healy / Taylor Swift PR Relationship that never was.I have done my best to stick to some of the biggest / main timeline events that happened, but alas 2014 was a long time ago, and that was during my party era in college. I do remember freaking out about the Matty and Taylor articles at the time though- I wanted them to be a thing so bad after she went to TWO of their shows! Despite trying to follow along with major events, I have also changed the timeline to fit my own narrative. I hope you enjoy reading this, as much as I am writing it!Thank you so much for reading!!! If you enjoyed this leave a comment and let me know, or if you hated it let me know that too!I do not own any of these people, and do not gain anything from the use of their likeness other than my own amusement. If you are featured in this story, or know someone that is, I deeply apologize and you should hit the back button right now.Also, I apologize I am American.This fic is unbetaed - all mistakes are my own.Thank you so much for reading / commenting / leaving kudos!Come say hi to me on tumblr at allylikethecat