Chapter 12 - Jack x Arcee
Me: And here's Number 12..
*PICTURE FLASHES*
Me: *RAGES UP LIKE OPTIMUS PRIME IN JOHNNYFLASH VIDEOS*
Jack: Was this a coincidence too?
Me: *catches my breath* How tf can a human and an alien be paired damnit!
Arcee: ...
Other Autobots and Decepticons: *trying their best to hold their laughter*
Starscream: *Fails to hold back his laughter*
Arcee: *glares*
SS: *Has shut up*
Me: Phw.. anyways, let's get this over with. Optimus?
Optimus: I really admire the bond between Arcee and Jack, yet for them to be romantically involved in an inter-planetary bond seems really baffling.
Bumblebee: I don't ship it.
Me: Good job.
Ratchet: This is the strangest ship I've come across. Ever. So, I don't know... just keep them as friends.
Me: Yeah. Hey Ratch, mind if I ask ya something?
Ratchet: What?
Me: How do Transformers reproduce?
Ratchet: We originate from the Well of Sparks from the core of Cybertron, for all of you who aren't aware.
Me: Oh, I thought that applied only when Optimus flew right into Primus.
Optimus: No, it is indeed universal.
Me: So, suppose Arcee and Jack end up getting shipped, which I wouldn't mind, how will THEY reproduce?
Everyone: *either just holds their laugh or fails miserably*
Arcee: *not happy*
Jack: *trying to hide himself*
Ratchet: To be honest with you, I have no clue.
Me: Alright, they'll figure out. Don't worry. They'll be fine. Anyways, Bulkhead?
Bulkhead: I never thought of pairing a bot with a human. But, it's-
Me: Okay, you guess?
Bulk: .. Yeah. Sorta.
Knockout: Um.. no real clue, but should be inoffensive.
Me: Mhm, yes it should KO. Smokescreen?
Smokescreen: Jack's a good guy. He introduced me to the ascepts of living on Earth and all, so I don't mind him at all. As for the ship, it would indeed be weird to pair a sentient robot and a human, but since it's these two, it should be alright.
Ultra Magnus: If I hadn't known Jack very well for his valour, and given that Optimus trusted HIM and not even any Transformer to keep the Key to Vector Sigma, I would've disagreed.
Iron Man: What's Vector Sigma?
Me: The knowledge of the Primes. You know, Optimus isn't the first one to be bestowed with the honour of Prime, there were around 12 more before him. He's the 13th. But Optimus was reborn as the clerk Orion Pax without any knowledge of his life as Prime. So, you've been a Prime twice.
Optimus: I wasn't aware of this.
Me: I can understand. You weren't aware of what you did on the Warship when you lost your memory after unleashing the power of the Matrix into Unicron. You know, evil Cybertronian who is the core of the Earth. I think he's been removed though.
Iron Man: Yikes, and thank God.
Me: Anyways, now onto the owner of said warship, Lord Megatron.
Megatron: A motorcyle Autobot and a fleshing Optimus considered worthy enough to hold the Key to Vector Sigma? Ugh.. it's okay.
Starscream: I ship it!
Arcee: *scary glare*
SS: *has shut up yet again*
Soundwave: *head scratching emoji*
Shockwave: This ship is.. illogical.
Breakdown: Alright by me.
Me: Okay, so now onto the strangest pairing ever. Yet.
Jack: Um..
Arcee: This is weird.
Me: Don't tell us something we already know. Jack, you're a human Prime, speak up man!
Jack: Uh.. Arcee..
Me: *Yawns* This is gonna be long.
Jack: Look, you're a great partner and you've saved me and Mom so many times, but I don't see you in a romantic way.
Arcee: Glad to hear that. Partner.
Jack: *shy*
Arcee: *also starting to feel shy*
Me: The way they're talking and now going all shy seems to be contradicting what Jack said.
Knockout: Exactly.
Me: Yeah Knocks, I've got a feeling we two are gonna click just fine. *Fist bump with KO*