Wanda x Vision
Me: And..
*Picture Flashes*
Me: WTF?! (p.s. I said the full form, just in case you're wondering).
Other Avengers: *Various kinds of reactions*
WandaVision, as I guess we can call them: *Confused*
Me: Oh My God, I.. I'll start overreacting.. for God's sake.. who's gonna be paired next, Jack and Arcee?!
Jack: Uh.. Last time we made a prediction, it came true - Knockout and Breakdown.
Me: That was a coincidence. Anyways, Tony?
Tony: .. Um, they are already romantically involved, so who the hell am I to say no?
Me: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philantrophist.
Tony: *LEGITIMATELY PISSED* That is my-
Me: *Turns into Tony a.k.a. Iron Man* Genius billionaire playboy philantrophist. *Reverts back* Happy?
Everyone: *in awe*
Tony: *NOT in awe*
Me: Moving on, Cap?
Steve: I'm not interrupting them.
Thor: Yep, they're made for each other. Plus they've kissed.
Me: *laughs in cringe, then serious* How the hell do you know? Tell me they didn't kiss in front of you.
Thor: They did. And it sucked.
Me: Yeah, it sucked when they sucked.
Everyone: *Burst out laughing*
WandaVision: *PISSED*
Me: Okay, onto the next one.
Bruce: I'm good with them.
Natasha: Yep.
Clint Barton: All fine by me.
PP: All good.
The Guardians also voice their comfort with the ship. And Fury & Company. Too many Avengers-GotGs to count.
Me: Okay, I guess there's no need to have them say how they feel and stuff, they are already in love. And they've kissed while Vision was in human form.
Tony: Norway? After the shit with the Accords?
Me: Yeeeep.
Wanda: Yeah.
Vision: I am feeling attacked right now.