Optimus Prime x Elita One
Me: And, here is No. 10! O, it should be something special-
*Picture flashes. And it's.. OPTIMUS PRIME AND ELITA ONE?!*
Me: ...
Optimus: ...
Everyone else: ...
Me: I thought that this day would never come.. Anyways, I feel like blasting this thing with my Ultimate Humungousaur cannon rockets.. Screw this, man.
Arcee: This is the last thing I expected.
Bumblebee: I don't know what to say.
Others: *They don't know what to say*
Me: Okay, let's all just compose ourselves.. Starting with Bumblebee this time. Bee- Oh, right, you don't know what to say. Okay, next?
Bee: Thanks for the personal space.
Me: Your welcome Bee.
Ratchet: Well, since I know Optimus longer than any of you, though even Ben has his entire history with him, you have no idea of what happened between the two. They had to..
Optimus: *uncomfortable*
Me: Hey, Ratch, just a sec *to Optimus* Optimus, why don't you, uh, go out on a drive? Primes Don't Party.
Arcee: That was my line.
Me: And I can use it cause copyright sucks. The rules are different here from Youtube.
Optimus: Thank you Ben. I think I'll be out for a while. *Transforms and goes out*
Me: See, you pissed him off.
Ratchet: What did I do?!
Me: You just HAD to talk the past, didn't you? Some respect for his feelings, please?! He's a Prime who turns into an all-goddamn all-terrain military vehicle.
Ratchet: Uh, sorry?
Me: Sorry doesn't cut it.
Tony: Okay, that is copyright.
Me: It sucks Tony. Admit it.
Tony: .. Yeah it does.
Me: Okay, this is distracting us. Ratch, I guess you can complete your long, hazardous sentence now that Optimus is out.
Ratchet: They were in love, but the war forced them to go their separate ways. Optimus got burdened with the responsibility of leading the Autobots, so he didn't enough time for her, though she was fighting alongside. So they ended on a sad note, but not bitter terms.
Kevin: *starting to cry* Why is it so heartbreaking?
Me: Yeah, real mature Kevin, real mature. *pauses* Screw it, that is heartbreaking. Ultra Magnus?
Ultra Magnus: Um.. I'm not sure. I've really worked closely with Optimus, and I was aware of this, but couldn't really voice my opinion properly. He never got the chance to move things forward with her.
Me: Yeah, that's true. Jackbot?
Wheeljack: Ugh.. I never really knew about this. So I don't know. I guess it's fine.
Knockout: I'm stunned.. but I ship it.
Me: Wow. Next?
Smokescreen: I'm next, right? *I nod* Um.. I am so surprised, I've always considered Optimus my idol, so for this news to come is pretty shocking.
Me: I bet you're enjoying this Megsy.
Megatron: AW, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST CALL ME MEGATRON!
Me: *Comically rubs my ears* Alright bucketbaby, I'll call you Megatron. Happy?
Megatron: Yes. And I'm not BUCKETBABY!
Me: You didn't answer my questions. I bet you're enjoying this. Am I right?
Megatron: YES! *pauses*.. No.
Me: What in the name of what did I just hear? Megatron is unhappy over a Optimus-is-not-happy incident? You really redeemed yourselves, didn't you? Good job.
Megatron: Why, thank you.
Me: But your mouth still stinks.
Everyone: *laughs*
Me: Anyways, what's your opinion?
Megatron: I.. ship it. I don't know why. It's weird to see Optimus have such emotions.
Starscream: It IS weird to see Optimus have such emotions. So I'm puzzled.
Me: Breakdown?
Breakdown: Fine by me.
Airachnid: I can't really say anything.
Shockwave: Given that Optimus has a reputation of not letting his emotions out, contradicting that with this would be.. logical. But I don't know.
Soundwave: *? mark on visor*
Me: Wow, what a puzzle. So, Optimus- wait, he's still driving?
Ratchet: Yep.
Me: How much petrol- I mean, energon fuel does the guy have?
Unknown voice: He is a great driver.
We turn around, and WTF.
Elita One stands there.
Me: *serious face*
Others: *OMG*
Elita: Hi.. you must be the species of this planet..
Me: Yes, we are the humans.
Elita: Are you aware where-
Optimus: Elita?
Elita: *shocked, turns around* Orion?
Optimus: I.. I am surprised to see you here.
Elita: Well, I found my way here eventually.
Optimus: Well.. welcome to Earth.
Elita: Yeah.. your friends here seem nice. We still got the old crew. Hey Ratchet.
Ratchet: *just puts his hands up cause he's paralysed*
Elita: So, uh.. nice to meet you again.
Optimus: Me too.
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Me: This is awkward.
KO: Tell me about it. *We have a fist bump*
Me: O, idea.. hey, uh, Optimus? Since Elita's new, and it's pretty much obvious that the ship is indeed logical, why don't you guys hang out? I mean, you can give Elita a mini-tour of the whole.. uh.. okay, as much of the planet as you can.
Optimus: Alright.
Elita: That would be great.
*They leave*
Me: *yell* AND TRY NOT TO KISS! OR LAUGH TOGETHER! AND DON'T DO ANYTHING WHEN YOU CARRY HER WITH THE JETPACK ON!
Everyone: *agreeable*
Me: Just in case. You never really know with Optimus. Trust me. Ratchet knows.
Ratchet: Yeah, that I do.