Arcee x Wheeljack
And the next ship comes on.. and it's...
ARCEE X WHEELJACK.
Me and Kevin: *Burst out laughing and then have a low five*
Others: *Dumb*
Arcee: *Dumber*
Wheeljack: *Dumbest of them all*
Me: Oh, my God... The Arcee-Wheeljack-Bumblebee love triangle just spinned outta orbit! Man...
Bumblebee: Love triangle?
Me: Long stories. Anyways, screw that - Optimus, what do you think?
Optimus: Hmm..*After some thought* I remember their mission to retrieve a Predacon bone while I was still at the oilfields with Bumblebee and Smokescreen. They worked very well and saved Agent Fowler and June, and so I don't think this is a bad choice.
Bumblebee: No.
Me: Proud of ya Bee. Next?
Ratchet: Well, Wheeljack can be reckless, but Arcee softens him, so okay, I agree.
Me: Uh.. okay... got an eye for things.. Bulk?
Bulkhead: Well, Jackie's my best friend and Arcee's like a sister. I guess I won't have a problem playing brother-in-law.
Knockout: Well, they seem incompatible. But, who's to say they can't bond?
Kevin: I guess Claire and Owen took a cue from this *snickers*
Me: *Death glare*
Kevin: *nervous laugh dies down* Um.. sorry.
Claire and Owen: *mischievously enjoying that scene*
Me: Anyways, Smokey?
Smokescreen: Um.. I don't know whom to choose between - Beecee or Wheelcee.
Arcee: What?
Me: The ship names. I like Beecee though. Talk about eternal love, it'll be dating back to before Christ. Wheelcee? Kinda alright, Arjack is weird, Wheelar is weirder.. well, we'll think about it. LATER.
Ultra Magnus: It'll be great to have a loose cannon softened.
Me: *laughs in cringe*
Wheeljack: *growls*
Me: Forgetting that, now, Megs?
Megatron: DON'T CALL ME MEGS!
Me: Okay, doohickey tin can, a) I've called you that just once, b) Megs were horrible giant sharks, with mouths as smelly as yours (everyone trying so hard not to laugh), and c) I'm supposed to call you something. How about, Slipstream's b*+ch?
Everyone: OMG.
Starscream: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT SLIPSTREAM, I LIKE-
Me and everyone else: ...
SC: Okay, I didn't mean that-
Me: Oh My God *laughing* Dang, the Megslayer has a love story! We might bring it up soon.
SC: No.. *persuading and begging*
Me: Anyways. Megatron, if that's what I need to call a buckethead like you, hey wait she was a Con too, what is your opinion?
Megatron: Ugh.. okay, they're fine.
SC: Uhm... okay from me.
Breakdown: Well, I don't mind.
Airachnid: I-
Me: WAIT! *breath out* I have decided that you do not need to speak about a ship if it involves Arcee.
Arcee: THANK YOU!
Me: Of course, until YOU two are shipped, which is.. possible?
Arcee and Airachnid: *close to getting a spark attack*
Shockwave: It is.. logical.
Soundwave: *kissing emoji on visor*
Me: Alright... now, onto the (un)happy couple-to-be, or whatever a priest blabbers at weddings.. Arcee, what do you think about Wheeljack?
Arcee: Alright... Wheeljack has grown into a team player, and I like that about him. He's actually soft on the inside, he's a great fighter-
Me: He is extremely hot to look at?
Others: *burst out laughing*
Wheeljack: *The why-is-this-happening-with-me face*
Arcee: What, no! I mean, yes.. I mean, no, I-
Me and every single person/transformer around: *STUNNED*
Bumblebee: *ABOUT TO GET HIS SPARK BROKEN*
Arcee: See, he's a nice tough guy. That's all.
Me: Mhm.. *nodding with mischief and a rueful smile* Jackrabbit 2?
Wheeljack: Um.. and please don't call me that again.. I like Arcee. She's strong and confident, great in the field, trustworthy, and she helped me to open up and bring my walls down... and that is unforgettable.
Arcee: Oh, uh.. thanks Wheeljack.
WJ: *Smiles*
*Awkward Silence*
Me and Knockout in sync: Awkward.
Me: Anyways, let's go onto the next-, Oh My God, Bumblebee, what the heck are you doing?
Bee: *doing pushups against a wall or something*
Ratchet: He's pissed.
Bee: UGH! THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU GUYS, I-
Me: *In my best John Cena yell* STOP OTHERWISE I'LL ASK MEGATRON TO RIP AND R.I.P. YOUR PRIMUS-DAMN VOICEBOX AGAIN BEETLE JUICE! *collapse in my chair*
Everyone: *wide-eyed*
Bee: *silent to death*
Me: *Breath out* Okay, Megatron, the offer is still on. If he does something like this again, you're free to go all Tiger Pax again.
Megatron: *smirks* Why thank you.
Bumblebee: *afraid, nothing else*
James Bond: Tiger Pax?
Me: The place where Megatron ripped Bee's voicebox out and left him for dead.
Raf: And some medic saved him.
Me: That was Ratchet Raf.
Raf: *surprised*