Arcee x Bumblebee
Me: And now for the next ship, and I hope it doesn't gimme a heart attack..
The picture shows.
Arcee and Bumblebee: *speechless*
Me: Nobody ever listens to me, now do they?
Miko: Oh my God!! Arcee and Bumblebee!! Best pairing ever!
I glare at her. She realises that my Clawen and Carah fanboy will explode. And eventually, so do everyone else. Including Claire, Owen, Carl and Sarah.
Miko: I mean, Transformer-wise.
Me: Wise decision *the 4 names above roll their eyes but smile, smirk, smirk and roll their eyes, but smile respectively* Anyways, starting with Optimus.
Optimus: I see how well they work together on missions, and I've also seemed to notice growth of a bonding between them. So, if they want to be romantically involved, I would be in support of their decision.
Ultra Magnus: I support Optimus. They two are a nice idea for a pair.
Smokescreen: I really felt Bee's been crushing on Arcee.
Bee: What the- No!
Me: Bee, chill. He's assuming.
Bee: Okay...
Me: And so is virtually everyone else.
Bee: ...
Bulkhead: They're like siblings to me. So, yes. I support it.
Wheeljack: I don't really care.
Me: Aww... poor Wheeljack. He's completely jealous of Bee.
Wheeljack: I'm not!
Me: You are...
Wheeljack: No!
Miko: You are!
Wheeljack: *groans*
Me: Chill, take a break. I'm gonna assume it's breaking your spark, and you, don't ship it. Ratchet?
Ratchet: They're perfect partners, so being romantically involved is definitely not out of the question.
Me: KO?
Knockout: I think I'll support it. After all, both have-
Me: Extremely lustrous finishes, we get it Knocks, no need to elaborate.
KO: ...
Me: Now, the 'Cons.
Megatron: They make a fine pairing, no doubt about that.
Starscream: I'll have to agree, they do, actually.
Shockwave: This pairing is.. logical.
Soundwave: *3 heart emojis on his screen*
Airachnid: They're a good pair.
Breakdown: I agree.
Dreadwing: It is a nice pairing, to be quite frank.
Me: And I also ship it. Man, everyone is shipping this. Now, as for the pair in question?
Bee: Uh.. I really admire Arcee 'cause she's a strong, brave and nice Autobot. But.. I can't see myself romantically involved in her.
Arcee: *seems hurt*
Me: Man, this guy is really getting cheesy. Come on Bee, we all know you have some feeling for her...
Arcee: *dumb*
Bee: No.
Me: Yes.
Bee: No.
Me: Yes.
Bee: No!
Me: Yes!
Bee: No!
Me: No!
Bee: Yes!
Me: No!
Bee: Yes!
Me: No!
Bee: YES! I LOVE ARCEE AND YOU CAN'T DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, I-
Bee realises what he just blurted out, and I'm dying while even trying to hold a burst of laughter. And everyone else has no clue of what to say.
Bee: What the.. no! I-
Without warning, Arcee kisses his cheek.
Arcee: Took you long enough.
Bee: *shy smile*
Everyone: *OMG*
Me: *sigh* See? Told ya.
Jack: Nice trick.
Me: Thanks.