Breakdown x Knockout
Me: And number 4...
The picture flashes, and the reactions are.. well, mixed?
Bulkhead: Breakdown and Knockout?!
Me: I told you so...
BD: *silenced*
KO: *wants to vomit*
Me: Hey KO, need an extra large vomit bag?
KO: YES PLEASE!
Me: Wait, I know, just the place.
I turn into Doctor Strange and open a portal below his feet. He plummels to parts unknown.
Me: *reverts back, and sees everyone is stunned* Oh, I just teleported him back to Cybertron. Anyways, I'll start with the Cons this time around.. *looking at Megatron* buckethead?
Megatron: *glares*
Me: What? That's what everyone calls you.
Megatron: Ugh.. I've noticed their bonding on the warship.. so, yes.
Starscream: Definitely yes.
Me: Hmm.. *surprised at Starscream's surprising involvement* Waves?
Soundwave: *shows thumbs up emoji*
Shockwave: This ship seems.. logical.
Me: Dreadwing and Airachnid?
Airachnid: It is not a bad choice.
Dreadwing: I'll agree.
Me: Okay. Autobots?
Optimus: They do share a nice understanding between each other.
Ratchet: Suits them perfectly.
Bumblebee: I agree with Ratchet.
Arcee: They're perfect for each other.
Smokescreen: I'm okay with it as long as I'm not in it.
Bulkhead: Yep, I ship it.
Ultra Magnus: They actually have a nice camaraderie between each other.
Wheeljack: It's flawless.
Me: As for my opinion.. I don't know, it should be.. okay, I guess? *staring at Bulkhead*
Bulkhead: Hey, that's my line!
Me: ANYWAYS. Now, moment of truth. KO?
Arcee: He's-
Me: O, yah! Wait a minute. *I transform into Doctor Strange, open back the portal, KO comes crashing down* Hey KO, you good?
KO: Yes. Thank you for the vomit space.
Me: Most welcome. O.. what about your thoughts about Breakdown?
KO: He's a very good friend.
Me: Aww!
KO: But I don't see him in any romantic way!
Me: Aww.. Breakdown?
BD: Same from me.
Me: Man, you 'Cons are a letdown. We needed more from ya.
Arcee: You know what? That's actually true.
KO: Well, I didn't have-
Me: More to say? Okay. Anyways, now that I think about it, this ship is kinda weird.