Tony x Steve
Me: And now, number 5...
The picture flashes. Tony Stark and.... STEVE ROGERS?!?!?!
Tony and Steve: *dumb*
Other Avengers: *speechless*
Me: Heavens no. Not this. ANYTHING but this.
Peter Parker, the Guardians of the Galaxy, and Doctor Strange and Co. join in.
Me: Oh hey, we have more company. *they stare at the picture in shock*
PP: So, this is the ship thing?
Me: Yep. AND IT SUCKS. Even more than you.
PP: *offended*
Me: Anyways, this will be long. Thor?
Thor: Oh, I ship it. *wicked grin*
Tony: *glares*
Nat: I think it's a bad choice for a pair.
Tony: *relieved* Thanks Nat.
Bruce: This ship is weird.
PP: It sucks.
Peter Quill: I agree.
Other Guardians: *yep*
Me: Doctor Supremo?
Doctor Strange: *raises his eyebrows at the nickname* It is.. stupid.
Carol: Yep, it sucks.
Nick and Maria, one after the other: Yep, it does.
Me: Wow, only Thor seems to-
Nick: But they've learned to accept their differences. So, not the worst idea.
Me: Forget that I said anything.
Others: *surprised*
Me: Now, did I miss anyone?
Vision: Us. *pointing to himself and Scarlet Witch*
Me: O, yah, sorry. So?
Vision: It is simply ridiculous.
Scarlet: Yeah, that's what I think.
Me: So, yah, except for 2 jackasses, everyone thinks that this pair sucks.
Nick and Thor: *offended*
Me: I COULD call you jillasses if that's okay with you.
Everyone else: *impressed by my use of words*
Me: And in my opinion, this pair really sucks. They're better as friends, TBH. And.. as for the unhappy couple?
Tony: Steve is a guy who doesn't listen, but at the same time is someone I've grown to respect. So you're okay old man.
Steve: I have to admit, it was hard to tolerate you, but you are a valuable friend.
Me: That's so sweet.. anyways, I'm starving.
Miko: How about marshmallows!
Me: I hate marshmallows.
Miko: How can you?!
Me: They're too sweet. Better if you put some chocolate sauce on them.
Miko: Hey, that's a nice idea!
Me: Ookay. Jack, Raf, you guys in?
Raf: Sure.
Jack: *shrugs* Okay.