Ben x Gwen
Me: And number 3... *picture flashes*
Everyone is dumb. Dumber than before. Because it's Gwen and... ME?!?!?
Julie: *dumbfounded*
Gwen: *eyes widened*
Kevin: What the..
Me: *unable to speak*
I decide to take a break.
Me: *standing up* Um.. Bulkhead, you're in charge.
I jump off, and transform into Iron Man (Mark 3) and blast off.
Tony: *surprised* I didn't know he could do that.
Claire and Owen: *after looking at each other, and nodding, in unison* Neither did we.
Bulkhead: Why did he put me in charge?
Kevin: Random assignment. I'll take charge. So.. who do I start with? Grandpa Max?
Max: They have improved in their relationship since childhood. Otherwise they were at each other's throats everytime. But since Gwen is with Kevin, and they're more like brother and sister, I'll disagree.
Kevin: I'm her boyfriend, and therefore, I don't ship it. And since we're the only two, and Ben has blasted away, it may as well show that he doesn't ship it. Gwen, don't betray me.
Gwen: I agree with Grandpa.
Julie: And I'm his girlfriend, therefore I don't ship it.
Owen: *shrugs* No surprises there then.
I show up soon after.
Kevin: What were you doing?
Me: Tony, your Mark 3 is a genius. I asked JARVIS to find me the nearest vomit bag, so I had to sneak on a plane, take it from there, but no one noticed.
Everyone is speechless. Except Tony.
Tony: Why thank you.
Me: Chill, I turned into an invisible alien. No need for anyone to freak out.
Everyone: *relieved*