got your mother in a whirl

The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
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Summary
Everyone and their mom loves the newest superhero/vigilante, Spider-man. So, why wouldn't they follow him on social media? ...Even if some of his posts are a bit questionable.
Note
hi an welcome. this is my first attempt at a twitter fic, and at a fic for the marvel fandom. i usually stick to ffn and have written a whopping 8 pics for a fandom that has about 3000 pics over there but still has less than a thousand fics over here. crazy amirightanyways im not very familiar w the marvel fandom and shit i just think peter parker/spiderman is a pretty funky character s o were gonna take it from there and see how it goes!also wow formatting is hard i had it all done up nice n pretty on google doc and archive straight up ruined it. so if anyone can tell me how to change the size of the text on here so i can make it pretty again that would b nice
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Chapter 3

Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

rating the other avengers because im totally not petty or anything,,, a thread!!!! XOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO

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Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

ironman is 8/10 for reasons that i will not state :))))) (1/?)

           Missy Lou     @Discoatthepanic

           Those smiley faces absolutely terrify me I think that Ironman has done something that he will regret,,,

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Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

War Machine is 10/10 because he is Very Nice To Me :D (2/?)

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Black Widow is 1000/10 because if I say anything less then she will probably find out who I am and show up at my apartment and kill me!! (3/?)

              m    @m1chellejones

              Iconic. As she should.

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Scarlet Witch: 9.5/10 because I think shes about to give away my hiding spot :'( (3/?)

               Ana     @anasbananas

              why are you hiding, spider-man?

                          Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

                         its not even that im hiding from them im just chillin and no one has noticed where im chillin yet :p xoxo

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Dr Banner is 11/10 cuz i think he noticed me but idk for sure because he hasn't given me away yet thank you :D (4/?)

            Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

            By extension, the Hulk is 12/10 because he is always very nice to me and calls me 'small spider child'. xoxo.

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Thor is 10/10 because he is always perfect. Hes not even in the tower right now i just KNOW. because THOR (5/?)

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n]

Ant-man isn't in the tower right now either but were Bug Buddies so i GUESS i can give him an 8/10 :/ (6/?)

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

The Falcon is 7/10 because hes mean to me >:[  (7/?)

             m    @m1chellejones

             I stg if I see you type out that face ever again I will personally murder you.

                      Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

                     >;]

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Hawkeye is 5/10 because he is hiding somewhere and my spideysenses are on edge at every moment i just KNOW hes going to jump out and scare me (8/?)

          Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

          Hawkeye has been demoted to 3/10 because hes making noises in the vents that he KNOWS i can hear but nobody else can hear them

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Vision is only a 9/10 because hes scary and knows everything but im pretty sure that Scarlet Witch will murder me if i give him a low rating (9/?)

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Captain Marvel! 10/10 I love her cat although she claims the cat is an alien but i really dont believe that like it looks like a normal cat there is nothing wrong with that cat it can do no wrong

            Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

            would like to clarify she is not in the building she is up in space but she was very nice when i met so im including her :p xoxo

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Black Panther is also not in the building but I feel the need to say that he is only 8/10 because he wont let me and Shuri meet up again >:[ (10/10)

            Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

            Because she deserves it, Shuri is 15/10, we blew up a whole lab! Also shes a genius and i think she is smarter than all of the avengers

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

ANYWAYS thank you for reading hope  you enjoyed uhhhh have a nice day im pretty sure hawkeye is coming for me im probably abfdsjt to dieiff

            Turtle    @iamaturtle

            f in the chat for spider-man

                       Missy Lou    @discoatthepanic

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                       m     @m1chellejones

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                       Robin Baby    @robinublind

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                      Grilled cheese @mmmham

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                      #1 Spider Fan  @flashthompson

                      SPIDERMAN IS NOT DEAD

                                    Hypen Nazi   @respectthehyphen

                                    *Spider-man

                      Guy in a Chair    @ledneeds

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