got your mother in a whirl

The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
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got your mother in a whirl
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Summary
Everyone and their mom loves the newest superhero/vigilante, Spider-man. So, why wouldn't they follow him on social media? ...Even if some of his posts are a bit questionable.
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hi an welcome. this is my first attempt at a twitter fic, and at a fic for the marvel fandom. i usually stick to ffn and have written a whopping 8 pics for a fandom that has about 3000 pics over there but still has less than a thousand fics over here. crazy amirightanyways im not very familiar w the marvel fandom and shit i just think peter parker/spiderman is a pretty funky character s o were gonna take it from there and see how it goes!also wow formatting is hard i had it all done up nice n pretty on google doc and archive straight up ruined it. so if anyone can tell me how to change the size of the text on here so i can make it pretty again that would b nice
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Harold @yesiknowtheyrelesbians

@iamspiderm4n what do you do for a living

          Man of Spiders@iamspiderm4n

          ,,,,fight crime ofc xoxo

                 Lucy in the Sky @heyheyheyheyy

                I think that Harold means like what do you get paid for during the day

                          Man of Spiders@iamspiderm4n

                           i hate to be rude but i genuinely cannot tell you what i do during the day. secret identities and all that jazz.

                                         Lucy in the Sky   @heyheyheyheyy

                                        Aaah, I get that.

 

Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

a few people have started asking questions so if you want to ill do a QnA! use the #spideyqna so I can find everything!

 

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Gwen   @ihavebiggerdreams

do your webs.... come out of you... #spideyqna

         Man of Spiders @iamspiderm4n

         I think Im going to puke that is so nasty oh my gosh no i make them in a lab

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Robin Baby @robinublind

Whats the worst part about being a superhero? #spideyqna

         Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

         1- legally im not a superhero im still a vigilante 2 - i hate when someone has done really bad things and i know they're gonna get out so i have to knock them out.

                 Caroline @notcoraline

                 Wait I thought you were an avenger? You go to the tower? and fight with them?

                         Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

                         Yea Mr StaRk makes me come over because 'we have to fix your things ad put in upgrades' but i was informed its bcuz hes worried about me :D

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Spideys Girlfriend @melaniamelodiamelody

I saw that your technically a vigilante! Do you interact with any of New Works other vigilantes? #spideyqna

         Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

         A few, but not alot! We all fight differently it would be a disaster if we teamed up.

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#1 Spidey Fan  @flashthompson

COULD YOU PLEASE SAY HI TO ME IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN #spideyqna

         #1 Spidey Fan   @flashthompson

           @iamspiderm4n WHY WONT YOU REPLY

         #1 Spidey Fan   @flashthompson

         @iamspiderm4n WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD

         #1 Spidey Fan   @flashthompson

          @iamspiderm4n WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO MY PARTY PLEASE #spideyqna

                    brooks    @iwarnedyouboutthestairs

                    Dude do you not think spamming him is a bit rude.

                              #1 Spidey Fan   @flashthompson

                              Nahhh were friends!

                                        brooks  @iwarnedyouboutthestairs

                                        If you two were friends, you would think that you would have his number...

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Ironmans Metal Ass  @stevengoodwill

Hey what are the rest of the Avengers like? @spideyqna

          Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

          Your screen name is making me want to run away and they're all pretty chill in a terrifying way :)

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Golly Gee  @bugbrainboy

Who is your favorite Avenger? @spideyqna

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          Well obviously Thor is the hottest but Pepper Potts is my overall favorite :D

                    Golly Gee   @bugbrainboy

                    Does she count???

                              Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

                              I think she does and if you disagree im pretty sure my gfs gonna jump thru the screen and like murder u pepper is like her crush or something

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Phils Eyelash   @pennynotthecoin

#spideyqna  YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          yeah lol and none of you will ever know who she is because she says that she would never be seen in public with me while im wearing spandex so rip

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Lucy in the Sky @heyheyheyheyy

Tell us about your girlfriend!!  #spideyqna

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          Actually she just said if she sees me getting sappy on twitter about her on here then shes going to show up at my apartment and take my phone(were in a call while

           this is happening lol)

                    Cooper  @sometimesimabitstupid

                    I dont know if I should say 'wow y'all are couple goals' or say 'wow i think thats a bit abbusive'

                              Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

                              NONONO SHES NICE IN HER OWN WAY THATS JUST A JOKE!!!

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

plez someone ask about hawkeye or anyone else i have Dirt xoxo

          #1 Spidey Fan  @flashthompson

          TELL US ABOUT HAWKEYE AND THN TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF

           Hyphen Nazi  @respectthehyphen

          #spideyqna tell us about Hawkeye :)

          Beees  @bumblebeebuzz

          I wanna hear about the vigilantes that you've interacted with!!

Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

OKAY SO THANKS FOR ASKING ABOUT HAWKEYE BASICALLY HE LIKES TO HIDE IN THE VENT BUT HAWKEYE IS A GROWN MAN AND HE IS HEAVIER THEN THE VENT SO HE FELL THRU IT

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Other embarrassing stories include; i scared Hawkeye because i was getting a Midnight Snack to satisfy my Spider Stomach and ApPaRenTlY its not normal to eat on the ceiling

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Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

Im proud to say that I have scared many people by crawling and/or sitting on the ceiling/walls

          I am Baby   @cutiesonlybaby

          Lets hear some stories!! Please? #spideyqna

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Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n 

jfjkldsjf ok story time my best friend found out my secret identity when i crawled in my bedroom window across the ceiling. Suddenly there he is, waiting in my room!!

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          See like i have my glorified spider anxiety but that only works to warn me of stuff sometimes. 10/10 would not recommend getting spider senses

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Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

OKAY so i saw a few people asking about other vigilantes and im out patrolling rn bcuz it is night so ask away if i run into them i will make them answer use #spideyqna still!

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Lesbian Goddess @veroicalol

How do most of the vigilantes make money? Fighting crime in secret doesn't exactly pay. #spideyqna

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          ok i only got permission to say this a bit ago but mr stark pays me whenever i go and work on my suit he says 'its ur job at this point so i get a fair bit of money from

          that but yeah most of us have some kind of day job

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Hottie McMan  @josieisajoke

When is Thor coming back to Earth?

          Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

          hhHHHH GOSH I WISH I COULD ANSWER THAT BUT WE LEGIT HAVE NO WAY OF CONTACTING THOR WHEN HES NOT HERE OTHER THAN THE WIZARD SOOOOOO

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Jared  @catscharade

#spideyqna We all know you think Thor is hot but who's the hottest Vigilante??

          Man of Spiders  @iamspiderm4n

          unfortunately we dont make it a habit of showing off our faces :(

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          dfjf my girlfriend says that Jessica Jones is the hottest so there u go i guess

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          i can already see you all going 'bUt ShOuLdNt ShE bE sAyInG yOuR tHe HoTtEsT sPiDeY' but honestly i agree with her jessica jones has very pretty hair

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Jenny(she/her)   @acatisnotadog

I was leaving my closing shift yesterday and I saw Daredevil leaving some building, run into a wall, look in my direction, and then run away. He doin good? #spideyqna

          Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

          y'all r lucky dd is one of the vigilantes i stay in touch w his friend says that he just has a major concussion so hes hopefully good lol

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Man of Spiders   @iamspiderm4n

heyyy!!! its past midnight which means I have to get home or mr stark will show up and drag me back because hes weird like that so goodnight!! ill do this again at some point!!! xoxo

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