Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in
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Under da sea!!
Monday, 5:21pm
imnotemo: how do i tell if i am gay for someone
gay ginger #2: kiss them
imnotemo: i’m not doing that
gay ginger #2: pussy
imnotemo: i’ll fucking show you pussy when i beat the whore out of you
gay ginger #2: NO NOT MY WHORE
hemeansemoboy: who are you gay for?
imnotemo: i don’t know if i’m gay for her that's the thing
hemeansemoboy: then kiss her
gay ginger #2: SEE
imnotemo: i hate you both with a rage straight from the core of my chemical romance
uninvitedguest: i hate emos almost as much as i hate gingers lock your windows gay ass
hemeansemoboy: i’ll go do that
fellinlovewithanemogirl: can you tell us what you think you like about her? maybe it will help us understand if ur lovesick or just weirdo who’s obsessed with a random girl
imnotemo: i felt insulted by that but sure
imnotemo: okay so literally she is jaw dropping like have you seen her eyes?? they're genuinely so pretty and the way she looks at me is so GAH and her hair is so soft and just silky in general?? it feels like literal heaven and she looks like literal heaven. she literally can go from badass to angel and look so FINE while doing it she cares about people so much and has such genuine concern and also one time she said i remind her of this one taylor swift song and i was literally levitating and oh my god i'm actually so with her eyes the gradient between them are so pretty and they look so pure and the light she has in her eyes are inspiring at this point. her lips look so soft and i would love to kiss them and the perfume she uses has started to affect my clothes so they are starting to smell like her and i'm not mad about that very grateful actually
fellinlovewithanemogirl: yeah you’re definitely gay af
imnotemo: oh well at least now i can be homophobic legally
fellinlovewithanemogirl: say what now
gay ginger #2: thats so kawaii
imnotemo: i hope you burn you ugly sinner
uninvitedguest: UGH OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS
hemeansemoboy: GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND PLAY ON YOUR IPAD
uninvitedquest: SUCK MY DICK I DON’T EVEN HAVE AN IPAD
gay ginger #2: what a loser
imnotemo: kys tachihara
gay ginger #2: 😠
The Supervisor: if you like this person which it seems you do then you should tell them honestly
fellinlovewithanemogirl: our saviour
hemeansemoboy: fr fr
imnotemo: no
hemeansemoboy: why are you so difficult for no reason
fellinlovewithanemogirl: she wants to feel special
imnotemo: i’m going to execute you and your entire family
fellinlovewithanemogirl: oh
hemeansemoboy: 😡
wineuncle: i haven’t taught you how to hide a body yet
gay ginger #2: HUH??
wineuncle: 🤫
gay ginger #2: i hate this place bro
uninvitedguest: real
fellinlovewithanemogirl: how come chuuya isn’t talking?
imnotemo: shes on a stupid date with that stupid dazai girl
gay ginger #2: rip dazai stole my bitch fr
hemeansemoboy: you get no bitches tf you mean
imnotemo: jnsbjkbvjkxhbcbcsidbnkfjnv
fellinlovewithanemogirl: you good? did you faint again? have a seizure maybe? how can i help?
hemeansemoboy: my sister is having her heart removed leave her alone
wineuncle: real
imnotemo: atsushi showed up randomly and tried to steal my phone i apologise
uninvitedguests: i’m sick of these gay ppl fr and my homie isn’t even here to talk to
wineuncle: suck it up wimp i need my daily young love experience to sustain me
imnotemo: help shes telling me the entire plot of h2o mermaids i’m gonna sob this is so awkward
wineuncle: my poor children both being stuck with mermaid and siren fanatics who are unknowingly sitting right next to a mermaid smh
imnotemo: thanks for the commentary but i could use some help as well please?
imnotemo: guys don’t leave me
imnotemo: please guys
imnotemo: guys
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“And then! They looked at the full moon again after knowing it would make them turn but they’re stupid and need plot so they looked and then—“
Akutagawa looked up from her phone with a heavy sigh, nodding along awkwardly to Atsushi's rambles, her mind wandering whilst staring straight through the other.
“And then she transformed in the— .. you seem distracted.”
“…hm? Sorry I was just thinking”
“I think you’ve been cooped up in this room for too long, how about we go out!”
Akutagawa’s nose scrunched slightly, but who was she to say no to this beautiful girl before her.
“..okay..”
“Great! Let’s go to the beach”
“Great I fucking hate plot relief—“
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