Would you want me, would you tell me to go fuck myself or lead me to the garden?
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“So, how do you and Chuuya know each other?”
Atsushi asked, walking along the beach beside Akutagawa, her sandals in her hand and her feet in the water, Akutagawas beside her, in the dryness of the side.
“We’re .. childhood friends, we met because our parents were close”
“Oh!! That makes sense, I’ve always found childhood friends weird though, I mean how are the parents close for that long for their children’s sake?” Atsushi pondered, looking over to Akutagawa.
“Our parents are dead”
“Ohh..! That’s so.. fun! I’m not sure how to react to that..”
“It’s alright, I live with Chuuya’s older brother now with her, and he’s way better than my parents ever were”
“That’s good at least..” Atsushi smiled slightly.
“What about you? What’s your.. parent situation?” Akutagawa phrased awkwardly, looking at Atsushi.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Cmon ‘tsushi no one has that haircut and a father at the same time”
“Fuck you, I live with my aunt.”
“Makes sense.”
“Why are you so bitchy today? '' Atsushi joked.
“Im not!”
“Mhm…”
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Pussy slayers women daters (plus gay)
Tuesday, 6:38pm
tofumurderer: i have two very important announcements today
thegays: do tell
tofumurderer: ok so the first one and the slightly less problematic one is that i hate my user and i want to change it so i need ideas
sexybandages69: the alpha
tofumurderer: no kys
sexybandages69: wow ok then
shortassginger: i sensed someone telling dazai to khs so i came
allaboutthatcake: she’s lying she’s been online since the beginning of time
shortassginger: can you stfu for once like please let me have my moment
allaboutthatcake: no i hate gingers
shortassginger: wow ok then
100% a lesbian: goddammit now they’re matching replies i'm actually gonna shoot someone
greasyrat: real
100% a lesbian: who even are you bro 😭
greasyrat: god
sexybandages69: pookie you’re letting ur god complex show
greasyrat: sorry my little pink drink
thegays: what in the hoe
allaboutthatcake: dazai is pulling like every girl known to man
thegays: fr
cowgirl420: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR KYOUKAS USER!! What about “I’m not sure”?
tofumurderer: i mean it's better than ‘the alpha’ so i’ll take it
cowgirl420: YAYYY
save me please: wow the favouritism
thegays: fr fr
100% a lesbian: there are so many ppl who haven’t talked like at all
save me please: yeah the creator doesn’t know what to do with me
allaboutthatcake: atp the fourth wall doesn’t even exist smh
Big sis~: ikr
save me please: and offline i go once more
sexybandages69: bro is not dealing with this today
greasyrat: i wouldn’t either tbh
Big sis~: wow ok then whores
shortassginger: he took that personally and spiritually
100% a lesbian: fr
I’m not sure: can you guys shut up now please and thank you
thegays: omg i forgot there was other news as well lol
Big sis~: I need more drama in my life please tell me
I’m not sure: ok so I’m now considering being very homophobic
thegays: WOAH THERE BUDDY
I’m not sure: let me finish twink
thegays: well damn ok
100% a lesbian: i like this one
shortassginger: same
I’m not sure: ok so anyways i was just like walking on the beach feeling like an awesome main character and then next thing i see is my gay ass sister with the chick with no eyebrows who joined this hellhole recently skipping along together like they’re a newly wed couple and now i’m following them cause thats what good brothers do ❤.
sexybandages69: WOAH ATSUSHI IS PULLING??
allaboutthacake: of course atsushi would choose a cheesy ass date like that
thegays: wdym i think it’s cute
allaboutthatcake: thats cause ur a hopeless romantic who can’t pull for shit
thegays: ouch but fair
allaboutthatcake: exactly
Big sis~: this is exactly what i needed to fuel my need for drama
I’m not sure: yw
100% a lesbian: wow my bestfriend is just abandoning me like that? I thought i was her ride or die smh
sexybandages69: fr fr
nottofondofthosequeers: It is not very polite to be following someone without their permission. Especially when they are enjoying private time with a significant other but apart from that good on her for finally get a girlfriend I thought she was going to be lonely forever.
sexybandages69: OMG POOKIE BEAR YOU ACTUALLY SUPPORT LESBIANS??
nottofondofthosequeers: I literally came out to everyone 3 months, 5 days, and 57 minutes ago.
shortassginger: why was bro keeping track of how long ago she admitted to chowing down on pussy
nottofondofthosequers: Because that was a very significant moment of my life and my relationships with others.
shortassginger: thats nice ig
sexybandages69: not ass nice as your ass
sexybandages69 has deleted a message
shortassginger: BRO? WHAT?
allaboutthatcake: oh hell no its homosexual o’clock
thegays: omg it is
I'M NOT A FURRY: why is my phone blowing up
I’m not sure: oh shit
100% a lesbian: dw ab it babe just go back to whatever you were doing 🥰
I'M NOT A FURRY: That’s so suspicious
100% a lesbian: idk what you mean that's not suspicious at all
I'M NOT A FURRY: mhm
I'M NOT A FURRY: BRO THIS IS NOT A DATE???
I’m not sure: lmao whoopsies
sexybandages69: oooo alpha
shortassginger: can you shut up with the alpha shit?
sexybandages69: sorry bbg
shortassginger: kys
I'M NOT A FURRY: help i told akutagawa ab it and now she’s mad ☠️
thegays: why did you use the pirate emoji
allaboutthatcake: the pirate emoji?
thegays: idk i forgot the name
I'M NOT A FURRY: cause i couldn’t find the skull but anyways like now she’s not talking to me what should i do
sexybandages69: confess your undying love for her
I'M NOT A FURRY: ew no
nottofondofthosequeers: I believe that she might just be a bit overwhelmed by the statement that has been made and is currently conflicted with her feelings so I believe it best to let her think whatever she’s thinking over.
I'M NOT A FURRY: thats great advice kunikida except for the fact that she literally just got up and said “its getting dark i think i’ll head back”
nottofondofthosequeers: well fuck my bad
I'M NOT A FURRY: dw about it bro
I’m not sure: run after her like ur in a romance movie or smth
I'M NOT A FURRY: omg we have matching users now! Anyways tysm that is the best idea yet
I’m not sure: ofc it is i came up with it
100% a lesbian: go get your girl!!
thegays: YEAH!!
allaboutthatcake: I missed half of this but yeah!!
nottofondofthosequeers: I believe in you!
sexybandages69: I bet they’re gonna makeout
shortassginger: can you not make everything sexual for once please?
sexybandages69: anything for you sugar
greasyrat: damn i’m getting cheated on
shortassginger: good
cowgirl420: do not eat hay it makes your throat rlly dry
allaboutthatcake: bro?? 😭
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