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“Remind me why you brought me out here again?”
Dazai sighed, turning to Chuuya on the towel.
“Because, Chuuya, you need to relax a little! You’re always so tense, so I thought a beach day would make you feel better!” She said as she played with the shells she’s found at the beach already.
Here sat Dazai, Chuuya, and Akutagawa (moment of silence for the third wheeler)
(Moment over)
On the soft sand of the beach, an umbrella propped up above them and towel propped up beneath them
“So why'd we have to invite your emo friend, it’s ruining the thing between us” Dazai sighed.
“what? There is nothing, and second I invite her because I’m not being alone around you for a second.”
“WHAT, WHAT DID I DO”
“DON'T GIVE ME THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU MOTHERF—“
Akutagawa sighed, hearing the two arguing in the back, leaning on her knees, watching the ocean, before she saw her.
One of Dazai’s friends had walked up to them with a smile on her face, her white hair put into a bun.
“Hey atsushi!!” Dazai smiled, patting the towel for Atsushi to sit.
“Whys dandruff head here.” Asked Chuuya, looking at Dazai.
“Well you invited one of your friends so it’s only fair, plus I thought she’d get along with Akutagawa!”
“god you’re so dumb..”
Akutagawa glared at the three of them, specifically Atsushi, her gaze lingering on her. Atsushi shuffled a bit, feeling exposed from the death glare burning holes into her, moving further away from where Akutagawa was sitting.
“Oh come on Atsushi don't be scared of her, she doesn’t bite!” The brunette sighed.
“..actually she does,” replied Chuuya.
“Oh.”
“But that’s besides the point, Akutagawa be nice or I’ll snitch to your brother.”
“What the hell is he gonna do” Akutagawa rolled her eyes.
“..fine I’ll send you off to Mori then.”
“Okay okay, I’m being nice!”
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Pussy slayers women daters
Saturday, 12:03pm
sexybandages69: do you guys mind if i rant rlly quick? 🥺
nottofondofthosequeers: yes
sexybandages69: good
sexybandages69: ok so im at the beach like the sexy bitch i am right and i invited chuuya cause y’know why not a little bit of drama won’t do harm but silly old me forgot that she was rlly short and annoying so now she won’t stop yapping like a dog about how she doesn’t wanna be here and its so not cash money
shortassginger: ok first of all did you forget i'm on this gc too? second of all, fuck you
sexybandages69: wow chuuya i’m right next to you you couldn’t talk to me face to face? how cowardly
shortassginger: you have literally wrapped yourself in 3 towels how am i supposed to even breath the same air as you
sexybandages69: gee chuuya i didn’t know you were that desperate
shortassginger: if you don’t stfu i will rip those towels off you and throw you into the deepest parts of the fucking ocean
allaboutthatcake: kinky
shortassginger: what the actual fuck
sexybandages69: ranpo my bestie boo boo bear snuggle pot do you have the answers for history 🥺🥺
allaboutthatcake: i do but i ain’t giving it to your crusty ass
sexybandages69: this is why i’m gonna kms
shortassginger: literally wtf just happened
sexybandages69: chuuya i hear screaming can you tell me what it is pls
shortassginger: do it yourself emo
shortassginger: OH SHIT NVM AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI ARE GOING AT IT
thegays: tea
allaboutthatcake: its just an emo and a furry fighting dw
thegays: awwww boring
tofumurderer: how do i put out a fire that may or may not be caused by burnt pancakes
tofumurderer: asking for a friend
—
Akutagawa had leaped onto Atsushi, pulling at her hair holding her to the towel.
“WHAT THE HELL DID I DO”
“spoke about Mori”
“I ONLY ASKED WHO THEY WERE”
“THAT'S TALKING ABOUT HER, EINSTEIN”
“Okay okay can we calm down please and talk this out like the men that we are” Dazai pulled them apart carefully, helping atsushi sit back up
“Sexist and untrue but I agree” Chuuya mumbled.
“Fine.” Akutagawa kept her glare on Atsushi, crossing her arms.
“God you’re such a child, anyways, can you guys explain what happened.”
“I asked who this Mori person was that you guys mentioned.”
“Ohhh yeah no we don’t talk about her” Chuuya sighed.
“can I ask why ..?”
“uhhh, she’s weird, she's a pedo and she’s got a thing for this little kid she adopted.”
“WHAT…”
“YEAH…”
“Okay now I can see why you didn’t want me asking ‘cause goddamn..”
“Dazai you’ve been awfully quiet recently,” Chuuya turned to her, seeing her looking off to the ground.
“oh sorry,”
“No, don't apologise, it's amazing I can finally think.”
“Ha ha very funny, I’m going into the water, c'mon chuuuya!!!”
“What? No!?” The red head got pulled up by Dazai, getting closer and closer to the water.
“Dazai, I'm serious, let me go.”
“Oh come on Chuuya you don’t have to be embarrassed if you can’t swim!!”
“It's not that-“ As Chuuya felt Dazai pulling her faster, she felt the waters coldness getting closer too.
“Dazai, I'm serious!!”
“Okay okayyy! You’re no fun Chuuya”
The redhead moved away from the water, sighing.
“You go in, I’ll stay back here.”
“Fineee, Atsushi cmon!!”
“Coming!!” She got up, leaving Akutagawa to sit by herself, and joined the brunette in the water.
Chuuya walked back to Akutagawa, sitting beside her, the taller one turned to her with a worried expression.
“That was way too close, you have to be more careful.”
“I knoww, I don’t need to be lectured by you of all people.”
“First of all, rude, second of all, you cannot let her ever find out, knowing her she’d blabber to everyone about it!”
“I know, I won’t let her find out..”
—
The day ended a few hours later, the sun setting behind the beach and the soft waves turning ragged, Chuuya grabbed the stuff she had left there, preparing to leave, when she heard that god awful grating voice.
“Chuuyaaa! Where are you going??” Dazai said with fake enthusiasm, coming up behind Chuuya.
“I’m going home.” She turned around to the brunette with a sigh.
“Well if you’re going to leave so soon at least let me walk you!”
“Hell no I don’t want you knowing where I live??”
“Chuuya please!”
“Oh my god, fine shut up.”
“Yay let’s go!!” Dazai smiled, leaving her things by the beach where Atsushi still sat.
“You’re not gonna get your stuff??”
“Nah, I’m gonna come back a bit later.”
“Ah, alright..” The redhead started walking, Dazai following beside her.
“So, why are you so afraid of the water?” Dazai turned to her, looking down at her.
“I’m not afraid of it, I just,.. didn’t want to go in it”
“Why not?”
“Because,”
“No actually, why not?”
“…I can’t swim?”
“…you what..”
“I can’t swim”
“..oh” Dazais lips slowly formed into a smile, looking like she was holding back a laugh.
“Don’t laugh at me you prick”
“I’m not laughing!!!” Dazai said, through laughter.
“You’re so rude.”
“Yeah yeah I know”
They continued down the path, bickering here and there, before Chuuya stopped in front of a house.
“This is mine so uh, I’ll see you at school?”
“Of course! See you then chuuyaaa”
“Bye..” the redhead watched Dazai walk off, once she was out of sight, she immediately took off, making her way back to the beach secretly, avoiding bumping into Dazai, she stepped into the ocean, her tail forming into place.
—
Chuuya floated slightly away from Dazai, watching her and Atsushi, her eyes remaining mainly focused on Dazai, watching her move through the shallow beach, a smile gracing her face.
Little did she know somebody was behind her.
“You look like a stalker.”
“AKUTAGAWA WHAT THE F—“
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