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Saturday, 2:31pm
imnotemo: chuuyas gayass is back at it again
gayginger#1: do not
gayginger #2: do it
hemeansemoboy: this is why you get no bitches
gayginger #2: LITERALLY WHAT DID I DO??
hemeansemoboy: stole my last caprisun
fellinlovewithanemogirl: tachihara how could you
gayginger #2: 😭
wineuncle: stop bitch crying tachihara i need to know why my sister is being gay
gayginger #2: why is everyone against me today smh
mmmmmcitrus: at least its not me
imnotemo: the stupid dazai chick invited us to a beach day and we decided to go stupidly and after i beat the shit out of this furry dazai brought along we left and chuuya once again stared at the idiot like she was an angel or smth
wineuncle: oml that is gay
imnotemo: SEE
gayginger #1: I’M NOT GAY FOR THAT WANNABE HALLOWEEN CORPSE
fellinlovewithanemogirl: I think chuuya is going through the 5 stages of grief
gayginger #1: NOT YOU TOO??
uninvitedguest: i have literally waited ages for all of us to gang up on the gingers this is literally my dream i have a whole ass scrapbook about it
totallynotonmorisphone: ew you scrapbook thats so gay
uninvitedguest: barbie called she wants her look back
totallynotonmorisphone: mhm yeah and you wanna know who else called?
gayginger #1: oh shit q and elise are back at it again
wineuncle: don’t talk or they’ll get you involved to only hirotsu can calm them down now
uninvitedguest: who called little, ms regina george?
totallynotonmorisphone: todoroki from my hero academia
uninvitedguest: you did not
totallynotonmorisphone: oh yes i did
mmmmmcitrus: they kinda fight like three year olds that know how to spell
gayginger #1: rip kaiji
uninvitedguest: says the one who probably drank lemon juice for a whole day just for her experiments
totallynotonmorisphone: Very sorry about this but my dear Elise has just thrown my phone and ran away so I am taking it for a day.
**totallynotonmorisphone has been banned**
The supervisor: good
gayginger #2: HIROTSU?
**The supervisor has deleted a message**
The supervisor: yes?
hemeansemoboy: 💀💀💀
fellinlovewithanemogirl: i just heard kaiji scream her lungs out what happened
gayginger #1: q got to her
hemeansemoboy: wait hold on ryuu who was the furry you beat the shit out of?
imnotemo: this kid called atsushi idk she looked like a tiger
hemeansemoboy: holy shit i think shes in my english
imnotemo: stay away from her i don’t want you contracting rabies
fellinlovewithanemogirl: you really hate this woman dont you?
imnotemo: of course i do she is insufferable
gayginger #1: big words for someone who almost made out with the furry
imnotemo: I DID NOT
gayginger #1: sure and i didn’t throw dazai into the water
imnotemo: we were simply throwing punches
hemeansemoboy: hate to break it to you but you cannot throw punches for the life of you
imnotemo: whats that supposed to mean
hemeansemoboy: that means you are literally built like a breadstick
gayginger #2: WAIT CHUUYA YOU THREW THE DAZAI CHICK?
gayginger #1: damn right i did that prick was trying to pull me in first
imnotemo: deserved
gayginger #1: fr
gayginger #2: why are we lightly skimming over the fact that the emo had sexual tension while being basically snapped in half
imnotemo: because i didnt have sexual tension with her thats why
hemeansemoboy: god we are having so many people going through denial today
uninvitedguest: i’m in denial too
The Supervisor: why?
uninvitedguest: i keep getting called gay on the streets and i refuse to believe it
fellinlovewithanemogirl: accepting denial is moving past that stage into the next
hemeansemoboy: yass bae hit her with the facts
imnotemo: god i hate gay people
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Pussy slayers women daters (plus gays)
Saturday, 2:31pm
I’M NOT A FURRY: i think i have a thing for emos
sexybandages: imagine
I’M NOT A FURRY: you have a thing for a ginger stfu
nottofondofthosequeers: what