oh worm???

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Summary
The Avengers are being pardoned, and Peter just wants Mr. Stark to have less worry lines and more laugh linesif you know what I mean~~~Yet another group chat avengers fic!
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this is mostly crack, uh, enjoy!
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tony needs a hug


Users: 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: peter

 

eyes of heaven, ned: ned

 

slayer of p-word, mj:  MJ

 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: peter

 

NO: tony

 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: peter

 

you know who i am [ you no who i am ] : tony 

 

cap’n: steve

 

ms widow: natasha

 

barton: clint 

 

wilson: sam

 

barnes: bucky

 


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

cap’n: the hell

 

ms widow: language

 

barton: language

 

wilson: language

 

barnes:

barnes: huh?

 

ms widow: shhh just let it happen barnes

 

[time skip]

 


 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: from our history meeting - “i always knew captain jack sparrow was the reason we can’t use the metric system”

 

eyes of heaven, ned: I am hesitant to ask what the fck that even means

 

simp of simps, peter: basically when the us was going to use it mr. thomas jefferson ordered a metric weight from france and the ship it was on got looted by caribbean pirates

simp of simps, peter: and then jefferson just gave up

 

eyes of heaven, ned: oh my god

 

slayer of p-word, mj: i don’t remember learning that

 

simp of simps, peter: it’s elite knowledge 

 

eyes of heaven, ned: the way they were like “ok let’s make up an entirely new system” instead of taking the chance

 

simp of simps, peter: HONESTLY

 

slayer of p-word, mj: that just says everything about america

 

simp of simps, peter: “prime shipping does not exist so let’s make up our own measuring system”

 

slayer of p-word, mj: like girl I could be measuring my dick in centimeters🙄 step up your shit Tommy

 

simp of simps, peter: PLEASEEE

 

slayer of p-word, mj:my teacher lecturing us about the notes that will make up the majority of our unit test: this is very important please pay attention

slayer of p-word, mj:Me: *straight up drawing boobs on my notes* Ok😁

 

simp of simps, peter: i mean.. the boobs do make you pay attention

simp of simps, peter: so just mark all the important stuff with a pair of boobs

 

slayer of p-word, mj: two related concepts have to share a set

 

eyes of heaven, ned: yes

 


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: hewwo

 

you know who i am: kid NO

 

wörm 2: you can’t do that here

wörm 2: that’s not your user name here >:)

 

[ you know who i am has changed their name to you no who i am ]

 

wörm 2: rat

 

you no who i am: :P

 

cap’n: uh

 

ms widow: not to break up

ms widow: whatever this is

ms widow: but stark is that you

 


 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

NO: oh my god

NO: kid

NO: I can’t do this

 

chïld: it ok mr stark!!!

chïld: here i’ll say something

chïld: is that ok?

 

NO: ah fck

NO: yes

NO: that would be great thank you beta

 

chïld: here lemme

chïld: just act like it’s our server ok? 

chïld: or the ironfam server

 

NO: ok kid

NO: thank you

 

chïld: np mr stark!!!

chïld: that’s what we’re here for

chïld: can I come over to the compound

 

chïld: oalso should we call col. rhodes

 

NO: oalso

NO: yeah kid u can come over

NO: amd dw i’ll text rhodey

 

chïld: kk

chïld: ly!!! 

 

NO: ly2

 


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: no

wörm 2: its a horse

 

you no who i am: yes

 

wörm 2: sometimes i can still hear him neigh

 

you no who i am: bitvh

you no who i am: ADSLKfjlfjskl;sf

 

wörm 2: rest in pieces

 

you no who i am: I AM GOING TO BAN YOU FROM THE LAB

 

wörm 2: you can’t

wörm 2: friday loves me more

 

you no who i am: listen here you smug piece of shvt

 

wörm 2: no❤️

wörm 2: OH SHT:BDJBK HSDL S:

 

barnes: oh my fcking god he fcking dead

 


 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: another day another spider save😎

 

slayer of p-word, mj: stop

eyes of heaven, ned: babe why

 

simp of simps, peter: mwahahahaha i’m feeling evil😈

 

slayer of p-word, mj: aw cute

 

simp of simps, peter: asdfhgjkl shut

 


 

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