Top10 animes betrayals
Best of both worlds :
Dette-poule : gooooooood morning fuckers
Cross roads demon : stfu
Cross roads demon : everything hurts somebody ends me
Dette-poule : red you good?
Cross roads demon : yeah why would you ask?
Country legend : heyyyyy you’re awake
Cross roads demon : unfortunately
Dette-poule : gotta make breakfast for Ellie and take her to school
Country legend : that’s nice wade
Dette-poule : hell no
Dette-poule : did you ever try negotiating with a sleepy and grumpy child ?
Country legend : i mean
Country legend : i took care of an injured dd
Dette-poule : very good point
Dette-poule : btw @cross roads demon you still awake?
Cross roads demon : more or less
Watsupdog : good morning folks
Watsupdog : Monday sucks but my bf bought croissants so it’s ok
Country legend : <3
Watsupdog : <3
(Bi)shop : you two are so sweet it’s disgusting @Oz come collect your partners
Country legend : you’re just jealous cause you are croissantless
Oz : who the fuck summoned me at this ungodly hour?
Oz : oh
Oz : i take it back that was understandable
(Bi)shop : harold take them away
Oz : why should i?
(Bi)shop : ???
Oz : i said that was understandable, not that i’d do anything about it
(Bi)shop : you’re such a bitch, Osborn
(Bi)shop : fine, what do you want?
Oz : dirt on Peter as spidey
Country legend : harry ?!
Dette-poule : top 10 anime betrayals
(Bi)shop : scratch that
(Bi)shop: you’re such a bitch, Osborn, and I respect that
(Bi)shop : deal, stop them now
Country legend : joke’s on you, he can’t
Country legend : nothing can stop us from being disgustingly in love
Country legend : mj, honey in a world of salt, brightesydkggshhxj
Spear me : is he dead
(Bi)shop : i hope
Watsupdog : harry tackled Peter
Watsupdog : my kitchen is too small for this shit
Spear me : doesn’t peter have super strength ?
Watsupdog: he does but they aren’t fighting
Watsupdog: this is a tickling contest
Spear me : pics or it never happened
Watsupdog sent a picture
Maya and Matt :
Maya : i don’t think mj’s aware of your disability or if you even care about what’s currently going on in the gc but just in case: it’s a picture of Harry and Peter sprawled in an awkward position on the floor. We can’t see harry’s face but he’s probably laughing because Peter has him tucked under his arm and is tickling him while grinning like a maniac
Matt : oh, thank you, Maya
Maya : no problem
Best of both worlds :
Spear me : Peter using his super strength to keep harry stuck so he can’t escape his tickling is pretty on brand
(Bi)shop : he seems so smug it’s disturbing
(Bi)shop : harry, your sacrifice is appreciated
Watsupdog: I can’t stand them
Watsupdog : gotta go to work, bye folks
(Bi)shop: bye
Spear me : have a nice day, MJ
Oz : bruh
(Bi)shop : you still alive?
Oz : barely
Country legend : can’t believe mj ate all the croissants
Spear me : lmao good for her
The terrible three :
Bugs Bucky sent a picture
Lucky’s dad : is that a goat?
Bugs Bucky : no, this is my new best friend, Bertie
Anastasha : James, did you steal a tiny goat?
Bugs Bucky : of course not, Natalia
Bugs Bucky : bertie stole my heart
Anastasha : bring back bertie where you found him
Lucky’s dad : yeah, bertie probably has a family waiting for him
Bugs Bucky : na I’m keeping him
Bugs Bucky : woke up to him eating my hair so we’re bound together now
Anastasha: let me get this straight, you’re going to walk around with a tiny goat you randomly found?
Bugs Bucky : yeah
Anastasha: alright, watch out for your hair
Bugs Bucky : will do
Lucky’s dad : so
Lucky’s dad : that’s a thing that happened
Anastasha : it did
Steve and Natasha
Natasha : your best friend stole a goat
Steve: oh shit
Natasha: relax, it’s just a goat and it’s small
Natasha: James will be fine
Steve : i’m not worried about bucky
Steve : I’m worried about the goat
Natasha : it’ll be alright, Steve
Steve : Nat, Buck is the citiest city boy to ever city after maybe me
Steve : pretty sure goats aren’t supposed to live in an apartment
Natasha: oh god we have to save Bertie
Steve : he named it?
Steve : fuck he’s emotionally invested now
Cap and Hawkeye
Hawkeye : man your best friend is such a weirdo
Cap : all my friends are
Hawkeye: lmao true
Hawkeye: hey wait a sec
Best of both worlds :
(Bi)shop : hey wait why isn’t gwen in this chat?
Oz : because she’s dead, dickhead
Watsupdog: wtf kate
(Bi)shop : tf am I getting attacked for?
(Bi)shop : tf are you even talking about?
(Bi)shop : I literally saw her yesterday
Oz : ?
Watsupdog : I don’t think we’re talking about the same person
Bartonder : oh god kids
Bartonder : kate’s talking about gwenpool
Oz : who?
Watsupdog : who?
Country legend : who?
Dette-poule : oh hell
Bartonder : you haven’t meet her yet?
Country legend : I don’t think so? I don’t know her
(Bi)shop : well she definitely knows you
Country legend : ominous much
Watsupdog: when you said she knows him do you mean ?
(Bi)shop : she knows knows him
Country legend : what ? How ????
Dette-poule : she just knows that’s her thing
Oz : googled her and lmao this girl is wild
Country legend : …
Country legend : anyway I don’t know her so I won’t add her to the gc supposed to reassure my partners
Watsupdog: oh right i had forgotten
Oz : riiiiiight
Country legend : you literally asked me to introduce them for this purpose?
Oz : riiiiiight
Watsupdog : well, I don’t know if I’m reassured, but i am entertained
Country legend : top 3 of the people in this gc you’d want to come save you if you were kidnapped
Watsupdog : 3, any of the hawkeyes
Watsupdog : 2, Maya
Watsupdog : 1, daredevil
Oz : 3) maya only cause she’s too far to be higher
Oz : 2) wade
Oz : 1) daredevil
Country legend : ???
Watsupdog : well the Hawkeye are more or less competent and know a bunch of other very competent people
Watsupdog : Maya is very good but like harry said, she’s far away and it isn’t ideal for an urgent rescue mission
Watsupdog : daredevil is perfect for the job
Oz : what she said but I’m adding that wade is a war machine and my dad now
Spear me : thank you guys
Cross roads demon : i am flattered
(Bi)shop : can’t believe i got called more or less competent as if i were clint
Country legend : can’t believe I have 2 partners and neither of them choose me to save them