The Daredevil doc
The maths of love triangle :
Better half : bitch got a job
Better half : it’s me, i’m bitch
Bother half : !!!!
Bitter half : congratulations MJ
Better half : i am so excited omg
Bother half : no more chosing between rent and food for you
Bitter half : guys
Bitter half : you do know that you can just ask me for money if you’re struggling, right ?
Better half : we do know fox
Better half : but we can’t rely on you for to get us out of every problem
Bitter half : not what I’m saying
Bitter half : ofc you can handle yourselves
Bitter half : but i can help
Better half : we know hun
Better half : well i know
Better half : Peter is too stubborn to accept that he needs help
Bother half : i won’t tolerate such slander
Bitter half : she’s right and you know it
Bother half : i regularly work with a team
Better half : it’s different
Better half : asking someone to help you take down a bad guy and asking them for money or emotional support aren’t the same thing
Bother half : still?
Bitter half : you know what ?
Bitter half : let’s have a survey
Bother half : Harold don’t you dare!
Best of both worlds :
Oz : a question real quick for you guys
Country legend : harry
Oz : would you say peter is able to accept help outside of situations involving asskicking ?
Watsupdog : no
Spear me : i don’t know him well enough to answer
Spear me : but i feel like the right answer is no
Dette-poule : no
Country legend : wade
Dette-poule : sorry kid but you’re terrible at relying on other people
(Bi)shop : no but he still is better than clint
Bartonder : why do i always get dragged ? This isn’t even remotely about me
(Bi)shop : you’re a very draggable person
Bartonder : @oz the answer’s no
Cross roads demon : no
Country legend : dd you hypocrite
Cross roads demon : i have no idea what you’re talking about
Country legend : when was the last time you talked about your problems to someone ?
Cross roads demon : last week
Country legend : and who was it ?
Cross roads demon : my priest
Dette-poule : babe you don’t need a priest you need a therapist
Cross roads demon : i’m good thanks
Oz : thank you all for your participation
Spear me : red does your priest know about daredevil ?
Cross roads demon : he does
Watsupdog : and he’s cool about it?
Cross roads demon : i actually don’t know
Cross roads demon : the man is way too good at his job
Oz : adding this to the daredevil doc
Cross roads demon : the what ?
Watsupdog : harry has a google doc where he notes random information about you
(Bi)shop : dude ?
Oz : it isn’t as creepy as it sounds
Cross roads demon : why ?
Oz : because everything i know about you seems so random and i’ve watched 10 seasons of NCIS
(Bi)shop : still creepy dude
Oz : just trying to figure out the tragic backstory™️
Cross roads demon : you could have just say that
Oz : i could have
Watsupdog : he’s very smug rn
Watsupdog : @cross roads demon i can bully him if you want to
Cross roads demon : thank you for the offer
Oz : i can delete it if you want
Cross roads demon : oh no
Cross roads demon : i’d be actually impressed if you managed to figure it out
Oz : oh?
Country legend : oh no
Country legend : red what did you do?
Cross roads demon : what did i do?
Watsupdog : you’ve triggered harry’s competitiveness
Cross roads demon : but this isn’t a competition ?
Country legend : doesn’t matter
Country legend : so far it was mostly a joke
Watsupdog : but now he puts in his head that he will figure it out no matter what
Cross roads demon : sorry ?
Country legend : you should be
Spear me : is it really that bad ?
Watsupdog : harry is a very stubborn person
Watsupdog : with an unhealthy love for puzzles
(Bi)shop : never thought i’d read the words puzzles and unhealthy in the same sentence but here we are
Country legend : that’s one way to put it lmao
Spear me : how stubborn ?
Watsupdog : once when we were like 17 he solved a murder case on his free time
(Bi)shop : how?
Oz : i learned coding and hacked the police data base
Oz : which was ridiculously easy btw
(Bi)shop : lmao
Spear me : why that specific case?
Oz : to make a point
Spear me : fair
Cross roads demon : oh god what did i do ?
Oz : :)
Country legend : you’re fucked double D
Oz : MJ and I also have a list of all the random stuff clint says about the winter soldier but that one’s just for fun
Watsupdog : name : james buchanan barnes
Watsupdog : occupation : spy?
Bartonder : occupation : menace to society
Watsupdog : hobbies : knitting, annoying sam wilson, blowing shit up, hunting down nazis with the black widow
Bartonder : the last point is a date
Country legend : that’s a pretty neat date @oz@Watsupdog let’s do it
Watsupdog : yessssss
Oz : yessssss
Spear me : only reason to have an s/o tbh