A normal Thursday
The devil’s advocates:
The best one : karen dkdifkdldldjdkfk
The competent one : what ?
The competent one : aren’t you supposed to be in court ?
The best one : i am
The competent one : so why are you texting the gc?
The competent one : dumbass
The best one : don’t worry I’m very stealthy
The best one : like a ninja
The competent one : too lazy to look for the emoji but imagine me making an unconvinced face
The best one : how dare you doubt my ninja skills ?
The best one : anyway that’s not the point
The competent one : what’s the point then?
The best one : Matt’s making a new mortal enemy
The best one : this guy looks like he’s this close to launch himself at matt to fist fight him it’s hilarious
The competent one : so, a normal Thursday
The competent one : matt is doing that thing when he talks but puts a little more conviction in each word until everyone in the room feels crushed under his disapproval
The best one : and the prosecutor is slowly losing his mind but can’t do anything but watch
The competent one : understandable that shit is scary in a cool way
The best one : his face i can’t karen I’m dying
The best one : matt finished and on his way to the bench he turned in the guy’s direction for a sec and smiled right at him
The best one : u know: the shithead smile™️
The competent one : he must be so smug
The best one : yes
The best one : the bastard
The terrible tree :
Bartonder : @bugs bucky wtf are you doing ?
Bugs Bucky : what?
Bugs Bucky : can’t a guy knit some socks ?
Bartonder: seated on the ground ?
Bugs Bucky : it’s good for my posture
Bugs Bucky : you should try it
Bartonder : why are you knitting in the dark?
Bugs Bucky : super soldier senses
Bugs Bucky : the light from the street is enough
Bartonder : that’s freaky
Bartonder : @anastasha come collect your freaky bf he’s spooking me
Bugs Bucky : :)
Bartonder : nat!
Bartonder : he’s just sitting there, knitting and grinning at me
Bartonder : nat I’m scared
Anastasha : when he’s under your roof he’s /your/ freaky bf
Bartonder : he’s going to kill me
Anastasha : it be like that
Bugs Bucky : :)
Best of both worlds :
Bartonder: the winter soldier is currently sitting on the floor in the dark and knitting socks
Cross roads demon : good for him
Bartonder : i’m not surprised that’s your level of creepiness
Cross road demon : can i fight him?
Bartonder : brb
Bartonder : he said yes
Cross road demon : i keep winning today
Country legend : Clint shouldn’t you be sleeping ?
Bartonder : bold of you to assume i’ve ever slept
Country legend : valid
Cross roads demon : but the real question is : for whom are the socks?
Bartonder : brb
Bartonder : the falcon
Bartonder : he said : "they’re going to itch so much, sam’s gonna hate it"
Country legend : should have seen that coming
Oz : sldllfkskkdl wtf?
Watsupdog : is this normal behaviour ?
Bartonder : oh yeah don’t worry
Bartonder : sam will get back at him sooner or later
Oz : amazing
Oz : but
Oz : what’s creepy about daredevil ?
Bartonder : everything ?
Cross roads demon : i am wounded, Clint
Bartonder : why?
Bartonder : most people i know are creepy
Cross road demon : and here i was thinking what we had was special
Cross road demon : turns out I’m only a creepy guy amongst others
The maths of love triangle :
Bitter half : is daredevil’s main hobby messing with people ?
Bother half : pretty much
Bitter half : i love that guy
Best of both worlds :
Dette-poule : i love your specific flavour of creepiness red
Cross roads demon : thanks, it came with the tragic backstory
Watsupdog : ok but what is creepy about him?
Country legend : isn’t it obvious ?
Watsupdog : na the obvious stuff is just common vigilante shit
Oz : we want specific information
Spear me : he likes to crouch down on rooftops and just. stay there
Spear me : he doesn’t move or anything he’s just pretending to be a gargoyle for hours
Spear me : thinking about it it could be a catholic thing
Country legend : dd did you ever play gargoyle on top of a cathedral or a church ?
Cross road demon : i won’t answer to that
Bartonder : that means yes
Cross road demon : and Peter does it too so it’s neither a catholic thing or a me thing
Spear me : good point
Country legend : dd can know stuff about you no one should be able to know
Watsupdog : what do you mean?
Country legend : once he gave me that very judgmental look and said : you have been wearing these socks 3 days in a row
Oz : dude
Watsupdog: were you?
Country legend : that’s not the point
Cross roads demon: I try to not do that because it makes people uncomfortable but these socks were getting smelly
Oz : wtf are your powers?
Cross roads demon : you haven’t unlocked this part of my backstory yet
The devil’s advocates :
The best one : we won!
The competent one : yesssss
The best one : drinks at josie’s tonight !
The moody one : we have a meeting with Mrs Hazouz tomorrow morning ?
The best one : right
The best one : drinks at josie’s tomorrow night!
The competent one : yes!
The best one : and it’s a mandatory office outing
The best one : that means that you have to come with us Matt
The best one : no daredeviling allowed
The moody one : alright alright i’ll be there
The best one : you better
The maths of love triangles :
Better half : guys guys guys !
Bother half : mj mj mj
Better half : look!
Better half sent a screenshot
Image description : A screenshot of an article about Big Time Rush’s reunion concerts
Bother half : !!!!!
Bitter half : no way
Bitter half : gotta buy tickets brb
Bother half : harry my man!
Better half : maybe this time line isn’t the worst after all
Bother half : quick question
Bother half : would you have dated me if i had sung boyfriend to you
Better half : no
Bitter half : maybe
Bother half : MJ ????
Better half : Sorry babe but singing isn’t your strongest suit
Bother half : i won’t tolerate this slender
Bother half : karaoke Friday night
Bother half : you’ll see
Bother half : well, you’ll hear
Bitter half : fight fight fight
Better half : alright, parker
Better half : see you on Friday at the karaoke where i'll destroy you
Bother half : i won’t go easy on you, Watson
Better half : as if it’d change anything
Bitter half : so what I’m hearing is that you’ll sing anything you can do
Better half : absolutely
Bother half : yes