The D in Deadpool is for dad jokes
Best of both worlds :
Deadpool : permission to give everyone funky nicknames
Daredevil : oh go
Country legend : you know what?
Country legend : if i have to suffer everyone has to suffer
Country legend : go wild wade
Country legend : permission granted
Deadpool : you know how to talk to a man petey
Deadpool changed their name to dette-poule
Harold : what does that even mean
Dette-poule : what kind of rich kid doesn’t speak french ?
Harold : this language is evil
Superior hawkeye : amen
Dette-poule changed Echo’s name to spear me
Spear me : wade is at it again with the dad jokes
Dette-poule : i’m a dad I’m allowed
Dette-poule changed hawkguy’s name to bartonder
Bartonder : Bucky did it first
Dette-poule : ah shit
Dette-poule : btw can i have his number
Dette-poule : pleaaaaaase bestie ???
Bartonder : gonna ask brb
Dette-poule : thanks ily
The notorious B :
Bartonder : hey bucky
Starbuck : yeah?
Bartonder : can i give your number to Deadpool
Starbuck : na but i’m down to fight him
Bartonder : why?
Bartonder : what did he do?
Starbuck : nothing
Starbuck : it just seems fun
Bartonder : dude
Starbuck : am i wrong ?
Bartonder : absolutely not have a nice day
Starbuck : gonna hunt down some hydra agents with nat today so i will
Bartonder : have fun
Bartonder : say hi to nat
Starbuck : say hi to lucky
Best of both worlds:
Dette-poule changed Harold’s name to Oz
Oz : that’s better
Dette-poule : you’re very welcome haricot
Watz : I’m keeping haricot as a nickname idea thank you wade
Dette-poule : ❤️
Watz : ❤️
Dette-poule changed Watz name to Watsupdog
Watsupdog : i
Country legend : wade you genius
Dette-poule : thanks babe
Dette-poule changed superior hawkeye’s name to (bi)shop
(Bi)shop : oooooh i like it
Country legend : hey where did you find most of the people of this chat?
(Bi)shop : at the bi shop
Bartonder : kdkkkfjfjfk
Dette-poule : bestie !
Bartonder : sorry wade i bear bad news
Dette-poule : 😞
Bartonder : but he’s down to fight you one of these days
Dette-poule : what ?
Dette-poule : why ?
Dette-poule : i’ve never done anything to him !
Dette-poule : except simping but he can’t know that
Dette-poule : he can’t, right ?
Spear me : i wish i didn’t know that
Bartonder : oh no wade calm down
Bartonder : he doesn’t want to fight you (derogatory)
Bartonder : more like
Bartonder : in a half for science half for fun way
Dette-poule : oh
Dette-poule : omg
Dette-poule : yesssssss!
Dette-poule : when ?!
Bartonder : i’ll ask later
Bartonder : he’s on a date with nat rn
(Bi)shop : thought they were hunting down some hydra guys ?
Bartonder : they are
Watsupdog : they sound awesome
Bartonder : they are
The maths of love triangle :
Better half : boys!
Bother half : what’s up?
Bitter half : yes?
Better half : i have a job interview !
Bother half : yeeeeeeeesssss!
Bitter half : congratulations MJ!
Better half : thanks !
Better half : i need your opinion on my outfit for the interview
Bitter half : are you sure it’s a good idea ?
Better half : ?
Bitter half : well
Bitter half : Peter has no fashion sense and i always think you look fabulous
Bother half : Harold i will spit in your coffee
Bother half : i’m sure you’ll look great MJ
Bother half : and you’ll do great as well
Bitter half : seconded
Better half : aw
Better half : you guys are so sweet but utterly useless
Bother half : fair
Best of both worlds
Dette-poule : !!!
Dette-poule : i forgot changing double d’s name
Country legend : how could you, wade?
Daredevil : haven’t felt that betrayed and heartbroken since my mother abandoned me
Oz : oh did we unlock a new piece of the tragic backstory™️ ?
Daredevil : ////
Dette-poule : noooo dd don’t be sad
Daredevil : ////
Bartonder : shame on you wade
Dette-poule : reeeed nooo i love you
Daredevil : do you, wade? Do you really?
The maths of love triangle :
Better half : i didn’t expect daredevil to be like that tbh
Better half : don’t know what i expected but not that
Bother half : dd is the most dramatic person i know
Bother half : he hasn’t even started warming up
Better half : i love it
Bitter half : wait they aren’t actually upset are they?
Bother half : oh no
Bother half : they’re being obnoxious for fun
Best of both worlds :
Dette-poule : forgive meeeee 🥺
Daredevil : I’ll forgive you if the nickname is good enough
Dette-poule : oooh a challenge !
Dette-poule : hang on for a sec
Dette-poule changed daredevil’s name to cross roads demon
Dette-poule : got it ?!
Cross roads demon : yes i get it
Dette-poule : got the joke in the joke ?
Cross roads demon : yes, wade
Oz : the joke in the joke ?
Dette-poule : CROSS roads
Oz : ok?
Dette-poule : because red is a good catholic boy who reads his bible
Oz : oh
Cross roads demon : /
Dette-poule : stop lying red it’s brillant and you know it
Cross roads demon : /