ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
google how to not deal with feelings
> ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @JBBarnes u good there buck??
>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @JBBarnes, @Hawkeye I know we give you shit but we’re here for you :(
>>> ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
replying to @Hawkeye, @SamWilson im fine guys, thanks for worrying :/ nothing you can do at the moment
Today 1:32 PM
PBP:you ok bucky??
PBP:is it about ur crush on mr sam and mr clint again?
barnes and nobles:yeah im all good kid, and yes it is
barnes and nobles:hbu??
PBP: im so proud of you ur improving in the language of the Youth
PBP:also i get you
barnes and nobles:i doubt it
PBP:no no
PBP:i also have a crush on two people who are definitely unattainable
barnes and nobles:ah
barnes and nobles:so we are shaking hands
PBP:yeppers
PBP:what did they do to cause that tweet tho???
barnes and nobles:was watching movies with the two of em last night
barnes and nobles:fell asleep on each other
PBP: oh :((((
PBP:it sucks huh
barnes and nobles:its fine though
barnes and nobles:ill get over it
barnes and nobles:who are the lucky two that got your attention?
PBP: fhsdadf pls
PBP:its,,, harry and harley
barnes and nobles:pfft of course it would be harley
barnes and nobles:i don't know who harry is but gotta be great to have your attention
PBP:harry osborn
PBP:best friend since we were kids, but we lost contact bcs of his dad
PBP:started talking again when i found his twt and ive been kindly informed that ive been in love with him since i was a kid
barnes and nobles:they seem good for you
PBP: idk buck
PBP:im still pretty sure they like each other
barnes and nobles:i’d try convince you otherwise but that would be a bit hypocritical
PBP:y e a h ur not allowed to
barnes and nobles:hows the stab wound going on though?
barnes and nobles:rhodes got back earlier, said you got overpowered by a group of enhanced guys?
PBP:its almost better!! stuck in medbay bcs mr dad and colonel dad are helicopter parents
PBP:ms mom is still in japan i miss her :((
barnes and nobles:want me to bake you some cookies? need to get out of the compound anyways
barnes and nobles:if i see sam and clint staring at each other more i might scream
PBP:omg pls!!!!!!!
PBP:can u make enough for ned, mj and flash??? theyre coming over after school today
barnes and nobles:flash? isnt that the kid who used to make fun of you?
barnes and nobles:because the offer to beat him up still stands
PBP:bucky no we’re friends!! he apologised
PBP:learning from past mistakes and shit
barnes and nobles:as long as you’re sure, we care about you kiddo
PBP:ty <3 lov u bucky!!!!!
barnes and nobles:love you too Солнце
PBP::DD
barnes and nobles:clints trying to rope me into getting his arrows down from the trees outside the compound, so i gtg
barnes and nobles:ill make those cookies and be there this evening!!
PBP: bye bye buck!!!! have fun and dont stare at his ass too much
barnes and nobles:watch it webs
ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
never doing anything to help this fucker ever again
[Set of 4 pictures taken from F.R.I.D.A.Y’s security cameras. The first is Bucky and Clint standing next to a tree with a dozen arrows impaled on the high branches. The second is Clint attempting to climb onto Bucky’s back. Third is taken mid Clint falling off Bucky’s shoulders. Fourth is both of them on the ground, Clint rubbing his head as Bucky glares at him.]
> ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @JBBarnes IF YOU’D HAVE STAYED STILL LIKE I ASKED I WOULDNT HAVE FALLEN
>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @JBBarnes, @Hawkeye Should have asked the guy who can you know, fly, for help
>>> ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
replying to @Hawkeye, @SamWilson There's a reason you’re banned from flying near trees, lovebird
>>>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @JBBarnes, @Hawkeye SHUT.
its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
bucky makes the best cookies ever hands down. thx @JBBarnes !!
[Picture of a box of freshly baked cookies. The box is already half empty and there are crumbs everywhere.]
> ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @SpideyMan, @JBBarnes wtf i want cookies >:(
>> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @Hawkeye, @JBBarnes ALL MINE MUAHAHA
