The Facetime call Part 1
[Flash, Peter, MJ and Ned are all settled on the penthouse’s couch as the call connects, opening to the face of Shuri, in her lab, Harley, sitting on his bed and Harry, outside in the dark.]
[Peter waves shyly]
PETER: “Hi guys! It's so nice to actually be able to talk to you face to face!”
[Harley chuckles ]
[Harry nods]
HARRY: “Sure is, Petey, last time I heard your voice was right before I left!”
[As Harry speaks, a slight French accent laces his voice.]
[Peter flushes red.]
HARLEY: “Man, that sure is a long time. It's nice to meet you all face to face though, especially you, darlin’!”
[Harley winks, southern accent thick, directing that last part in Peter’s direction.]
[Peter’s face gets even redder as he grabs the blanket on his lap and hides his face in it]
[Shuri laughs loudly, and MJ looks hopelessly at the boy next to her.]
HARRY: “I forgot that ridiculous thing you have for accents, Pete”
PETER: “Shut up! You guys are the worst!”
SHURI: “You three are an absolute disaster.”
[MJ nods in agreement.]
MJ : “Mhm... anyways, we should probably properly introduce ourselves, since it's the first time I’m seeing most of your faces,”
[She pauses, gestures to herself.]
MJ: “Michelle Jones; just call me MJ.”
[Ned moves the laptop to point towards himself from MJ’s lap]
NED: “Ned! Nice to meet you guys!!”
[He waves excitedly, passing the laptop back to Peter, in between Flash and MJ. Flash leans over, giving a short wave.]
FLASH: “Flash, uh, Hi”
[Peter snorts, flicking Flash's face as he grumbles.]
PETER: “I’m not gonna introduce myself, you already know who I am-”
MJ: “Like father like son”
PETER: “Shut up MJ!”
[Harry laughs, camera shaking: he is presumably using a phone.]
HARRY: “Harry Osborn! Enchanté!"
HARLEY: “French boy pulling out the language, woah! Harley Keener, T.S broke into my garage once!”
[Peter shakes his head]
PETER: “Are you ever not gonna mention that?”
HARLEY: “No.”
SHURI: “It's my turn now, attention on me!”
[Shuri bows.]
SHURI: “Shuri, Princess of Wakanda! Certified Genius!”
[Suddenly, the lights in the background of her screen turn purple.]
MJ: “You’re so extra, Shu.”
SHURI: “It’s my brand, MJ, I have to!”
[Peter snorts, shaking his head.]
PETER: “So, what's everyone been up to? And Harry, why are you in the dark?”
[Harry blinks, confused for a second, then flips his camera, showing a garden cloaked in darkness with a few lights here and there.]
HARRY: “It’s 10pm here, and I've got a roommate studying so I’ve been kicked out!”
[He flips the camera back onto his face, smiling.]
HARRY: “Just boarding school things”
[Peter shakes his head, almost bouncing out of excitement on the couch.]
PETER: “So! When are you guys coming to-”
[He’s interrupted by someone walking into the room.]
[Harry, Harley and Shuri all throw a look of confusion at each other as they hear a distant talking]
TONY: “So, Roo, finally got the nerves to call your friends?”
[Peter’s face flushes red as he pawns the laptop to Flash and gets off the couch.]
[MJ sighs.]
MJ: “Stark’s here. Bet he’s gonna try and yoink some of Bucky’s cookies”
[She moves into the frame, showing an almost empty box of cookies as the microphone picks up a background conversation.]
PETER: “Mr Dad! You said you wouldn’t crash our call!”
TONY: “I said I maybe wouldn’t, Kid, I never promised. Now I heard Bucky made cookies?”
PETER: “Nuh uh! I’m telling on you to mom! And those are for me and my friends!”
TONY: “Cmon Kiddo! Just one-”
[MJ flips the laptop so the others can see Peter pushing Tony Stark outside the room with little to no effort as the older man glares at him.]
[When the door closes, he rushes back to the couch and takes the laptop back.]
HARLEY: “Wow, you go, darlin', don’t let the old man steal your cookies!”
PETER: “He’s mean! I fear the day he decides to show up at a Decathlon meet”
[Ned lights up, turning to Peter]
NED: “Would he actually? That would be so cool though!”
PETER: “I cannot explain how bad that would be”
NED : “I’d pay to see that though! The news would be Wild !”
[MJ raises an eyebrow]
MJ: “And then he’d be followed around by paparazzi constantly and wouldn’t be able to change into his suit in alleyways anymore”
[Peter nods vigorously]
HARRY : “Yeah, I was followed around by the news as a kid a lot, it was not fun , especially when all i did as a kid was hang around Pete- Also what the fuck Peter you change in alleyways?”
[Flash snorts]
FLASH: “Yeah, Thats- That's believable, Peter!”
[Peter glares at Flash]
HARLEY: “So, how exactly did you become New York’s favorite superhero, darlin’? You mentioned Oscorp and a spider but didn’t elaborate”
[MJ pokes Peter]
MJ: “I actually haven’t heard it either, I wanna know, Loser”
[Flash nods]
[Peter looks a little nervously at Harry but nods]
PETER: “So uh, field trip with the team right? We were looking at those weird cross species spiders and-”
[He breaks off, shrugging]
PETER: “I kinda wandered off from the group for a bit to grab some pictures of the spiders and I noticed one escaped? So i look up, and it was right above me!”
[Peter mimes it out dramatically]
PETER: “And I'm frozen in fear, like- Like I'm too scared to move! And I just see it get onto my hand and it chomps me!!”
[All of them look surprised]
HARLEY: “Deadass?”
PETER: “Deadass!”
HARRY: “Jesus christ, I’ve always thought my dad’s experiments were weird but thats on another level.”
PETER: “Yeahhhh… Sorry abour that, Har.”
HARRY: “Why are you apologizing, Chou? Not your fault, it just gives me another reason to despise my dad.”
[Harley laughs as Peter turns red at the nickname, Harry looking proud of himself]
SHURI: “Look at them, Em, they’re flirting”
[MJ nods]
PETER: “I’m uh- Flirting? No uh- I’m gonna get another painkiller, I’ll be right back-”
[Peter rushes off the sofa and out of view of the camera]
HARLEY: “He’s adorable”
HARRY: “He really is”
[They both look smitten]
FLASH: “Sooo… When are you two gonna actually ask him out?”