Peter Parker's Avengers Meme Folder

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Today 7:04 AM
leedles:
jfc when will peter learn not to get stabbed
PBP:SHUT UPPP
emm jay:
1. why are you not at school i thought u said u were coming
2. why the FUCK are you beefing with yourself on twitter
PBP:ok so turns out the knife was ✨poisoned✨
PBP:and mr stark said i wasnt allowed to leave the med bay
harold:
oh my god??
peter please i will have heart problems
PBP:im ok!! i swear
PBP:like genuinley it doesnt even hurt, dr banner just wants me under observation bcs last time the poison had citrus in it and im allergic to citrus shit bcs of da spider dna
PBP:so im Required to stay in observation for 12 hours
harold:
i am so constantly terrified for you
PBP:sorry :( ily
harold:
ilyt dumbass
flash:
want u to grab u the english & history notes?
PBP:pls!!
leedles:
ill grab u the physic ones!!
emm jay:
i got the math ones
PBP:you guys are the best tysm!!!!
harold:
i always forget abt the time differences i just started lunch lmao
PBP:oo whad u get
harold:
pizza sunglasses emoji
harls:
n i ce
also gm fuckers
PBP:gm harley!!
harls:
i have a bone to pick with you
i woke up to piss at 3am and found out my bestie was spiderman what the fuck
PBP:spider-man*
harold:
oh my god i almost forgot abt that
y e ah im still a lil pissed about that
PBP:in my defence,,,,, i dont think ive ever actually told someone outright?
flash:
wym?? dont like, tony stark, ned and mj know?
PBP:yes but i never actually told them yk??
PBP:tony stark stalked and blackmailed me for his pissfight w the avengers
harls:
not surprised that tracks for him he broke into my garage when i was 11
PBP:mhm
PBP:ned found out bcs he was in my room as i got back from patrol
PBP:mj is too smart 4 us
emm jay:
you are also terrible at keeping secrets
PBP:shut.
PBP:aunt may knows bcs she walked in on me changing when i got my suit back
PBP:not a fun time
harold:
DFSAJSDAFGBNH
harls:
LMAO
sure ee:
ok i gotta admit thats pretty funny
i’d also pretty much figured it out
PBP:hi shuri where were u
PBP:also i m not even surprised
sure ee:
i was doing ~princess shit~
PBP:understandable have a nice day
PBP:anyways im not telling yall how the avengers found out bcs thats straight embarassing
harold:
oh come on tell us!!
flash:
you can’t just SAY that and not elaborate tf
harls:
pussy
PBP:yes ;)
PBP:im taking that to my grave
harold:
meanie >:(
PBP:oo i had an idea
harls:
woah i didnt know you could do that!!
PBP:SHUT JUP
PBP:anyways
PBP:group call??
PBP:ill even get u guys the new stark call updates early access so we can have those dumb filters with the dog ears and shit
harold:
omg yes!!! i havent spoken to u in ages
we gotta have that movie night soon too
harls:
im down!
sure ee:
yaya me too!
leedles:
me n mj will come over to the tower!!!
we gotta check on our dumbass
flash:
is it cool for me to join too?
PBP:ur in the gang now uv got no way out
PBP:u could go w mj n nedward!!!
leedles:
yes!!
flash:
sure then!
PBP:theres decathlon tonight right? ill practice during the day im stuck in bed
emm jay:
you better.
PBP: I WILL
PBP:also could yall stop by delmars pls <3
PBP:wamt sammich
PBP:harls and harry i cant wait till get ur asses to nyc i wanna show u the best sammiches ever
harold:
!!!! excited
harls:
they better be good darlin
PBP:delmars is so good
emm jay:
also pete u never answered
why were you beefing with yourself on twitter
PBP:sht i was hoping ud forget abt that
harold:
PFFT I JUST LOOKED
WHY WERE YOU’???
PBP:well
PBP:if mr dad or ms mom ask
PBP:its ~plausible deniability~ so ppl cant link me to spidey they think im jus his tech guy
PBP:it definitely was not just bcs i was bored
harls:
...really?
PBP:ok i lied
PBP:it was deadpools idea!!
flash:
ur friends with deadpool?? isnt he like,,, a mercenary?
PBP:hes nice ok he buys me chimichangas!!!
PBP:we team up sometimes with daredevil
PBP:we’re called ~team red~
harls:
ok but daredevils hot
PBP:ADFHJDF HARLEY???
harls:
HIS ASS LOOKS GOOD OK
harold:
oh my god that just reminded me of my spiderman thirst tweet
PBP: NOO FRDFGD
flash:
THATS WHY YOU WERE SO AWKWARD ABOUT THAT
PBP:NOT A WORD FLASH
flash:
AHDHSAHH
harold:
no no, do tell flash
flash:
sorry i dont think im legally allowed to tell more because i too have thirsted over spider-man
harls:
ok but i have no shame
peter your arms are hot i want you to choke me
PBP:FFDSKJD HAR L EY????
PBP:oh my god my face is so red shut up
emm jay:
this is so fucking funny
PBP:MR COLONEL DAD JUST WALKED IN AND ASKED ME IF EVERYTHING WAS OKAY BCS THE HEART MONITOR STARTED BEEPING SO FAST
PBP:I HATE YOU
harold:
theoretically
PBP:HARRY NO STOP GFSEDF
harold:
theoretically .
peter you could pick me up so easily
harls:
oh my god he could
peter parker could bench press us
PBP:GUYSP LESE I AM SO RED
PBP:STOPPPP
emm jay:
what i wouldnt do to see his face rn
sure ee:
if u gimme 5 i can get into the medbay security cams
PBP:gonna jump out the window
PBP:oh no mr dad is here
PBP:HES TRIYNGJ TO TAKE MY PHFIDGHFSDAS
harold:
we’ve lost him oh no
harls:
rip peter he will b missed
PBP:So this is who the kid's been talking to
harold:
whomst
harls:
hi old man
im assuming this is old man
PBP:You are unfortunately correct, Potato kid.
harold:
tony stark???
ill be honest i completely forgot he was peters dad
PBP:Osborn. Funny to see you and Pete are friends.
harold:
back off stark ive known him longer
emm jay:
the girls are fightingggg
PBP:Ah, Scary girl.
PBP:From what Peter’s saying while trying to get his phone back, you all know about 'it', correct?
flash:
yep
harold:
yup
harls:
yah
sure ee:
yeeeeee
leedles:
ye well, me and mj alr knew
PBP:You kids typing is atrocious.
PBP:Anyways, this stays secret alright? I assume you already knew this but its imDFHGIFGS
sure ee:
oop hes gone
PBP:SORRY DAD STOLE MY PHONEEE
harold:
cant believe he shovel talked me <3
harls:
havent even had the first date and we got threatened by ur dad pete <3
PBP:FIRST DATE??
harls:
heh
PBP:WHAT
harls:
class is starting gtg!
harold:
same here, lunch is over, talk to you tonight web boy!!
PBP:GUYS NO WAIT WHAT
sure ee:
this is ridiculous
PBP:????????