Peter Parker's Avengers Meme Folder

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Today 2:57 AM
PBP:Mr Dad I got stab- stabbied by a pointy thing? [msg sent from KAREN]
PBP:If I die my lego collection goes to Ned [msg sent from KAREN]
emm jay:
uhhh pete???
wrong gc
PBP:What do you mean you sent this to the group chat [msg sent from KAREN]
PBP:KAREN I SAID SEND TO MR STARK NOT THE GROUP CHAT NAME [msg sent from KAREN]
harold:
PETER YOU GOT STABBED??
ISNT IT LIKE 3AM IN NEW YORK?
PBP:Peter Parker is currently unavailable [msg sent from KAREN]
harold:
pete????
peter answer please im scared to shit
emm jay:
fuck
he’ll be fine harry, please calm down
harold:
MJ HE GOT FUCKING STABBED??
AND YOU’RE ASKING ME TO CALM DOWN
emm jay:
i just got a text from stark, he’s got peter he’ll be fine
harold:
WHY DID HE GET STABBED IN THE FIRST PLACE??
sure ee:
woah i just woke up why the fuck is this gc blowing up its 9am
emm jay:
dont scroll up
harold:
SCROLL UP
sure ee:
oh
OH
is this about the thing im not supposed to know about??
emm jay:
yeah
harold:
will one of you PLEASE tell me what's going on??
emm jay:
its not my place to say
just hang on till peter wakes up okay??
stark says he’s at the tower medbay
harold:
are you on the phone with him rn??
emm jay:
nah hes texting me updates from friday
harold:
friday?? whos friday??
and karen??
emm jay:
uhh basically theyre both AIs? friday runs the tower, compound and tonys iron man suits
karen is peter’s
harold:
putain de merde
harls:
woah whats everyone going on abt i just woke up to piss whys french boy losing it
harold:
harley im about to have a whole ass heart attack please read up
harls:
gimme sec
sure ee:
this is of no surprise to me whatsoever but im still kinda worried ://
harls:
WHAT THE FUCK PETER GOT STABBED?? IS HE OK
emm jay:
he's at the tower medbay, stark picked him up
harls:
what the Fuck
flash:
the one time i forget to put my phone on do not disturb
WHAT
oh my God
is he gonna be ok???
PBP:uh
PBP:will it help if i say this isnt the first time
harold:
PETER?? ARE YOU OK HOLY SHIT
PBP:yes 👍 slightly stabbed
harls:
what the fuck were you doing to get stabbed??? its like 4am for you now right??
ALSO EHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME
PBP:ok ok
PBP:i swear i have a proper explanation
PBP:fuck mr dad is telling me to get off my phone
harold:
dont you fucking dare parker get back here right now
PBP:I NEED TO GET STITCHES ILL BE RIGHT BAKCBDHDH
harold:
aaand hes gone
flash:
im still kinda reeling???
harls:
ye me too???
sure ee:
if im right im pretty sure he’ll be fine by tomorrow
emm jay:
he will
he heals fast
harold:
are you saying hes a mutant,,,??
emm jay:
i dont wanna elaborate too much w out him here its not my place to tell
but ye
well
mutate
he wasnt born with it
PBP:its ok mj u can spill
PBP:got my phone back btw
PBP:dr banner stitched me up
flash:
oh my god im gonna faint
PBP:im fine guys this happens like once a week!!!!
harold:
ONCE A WEEK??
harls:
please give a proper explanation im so fucking confused and terrified rn
PBP:well ok
PBP:here goes nothing
PBP:[selfie of him in the hospital bed, doing a peace sign and holding his mask. He’s very visibly wearing the spider-man suit]
flash:
what
harls:
what
harold:
what
sure ee:
so i was right
PBP:*jazz hands* surprise???
harold:
no fucking way
what the hell pete??
since when??
PBP:like uhh,, its been almost 2 years i think??
harold:
you've have asthma since you were a child??
PBP:about that
PBP:not really? i dont anymore
PBP:after the spider bite i kinda got enhanced everything
PBP:so no more glasses no more asthma and abs ig
emm jay:
yeah its weird as hell
PBP: wheres ned when you need him
emm jay:
probably asleep like the only functioning one here
flash:
oh my god i ranted to you for two hours about yourself
PBP:in my defence
PBP:it was funny
PBP:and also an ego boost
harold:
wait wait a fuckin sec
im still struggling to understand??
HOW the FUCK did you get powers
AND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
PBP:we weren’t rlly talking at the time,,
PBP:also,, funny story ? it was. oscorp spider
harold:
oscorp spider??
PBP:field trip gone wrong
PBP:tried to take pic
PBP:spider thought i was a snacc
harold:
im gonna kill my father
harls:
just…
are you okay though?
the stab wound and shit
PBP:yes!
PBP:i have like mega enhanced healing
PBP:its shallow enough to be almost basically gone by tmr
PBP:so i can go to class
flash:
no fucking way you’re going to class
you got STABBED
PBP:ive gone to school w broken ribs itll b fine
harold:
YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH BROKEN RIBS??
emm jay:
we tried to stop him it didnt work
PBP:ur mean
emm jay:
you deserve it
PBP:anyways can we finish this tmr??
PBP:the painkillers r kickkng in and inhm sleeb
harold:
yeah sure
get some rest petey
harls:
sleep well darlin,, take it easy
flash:
gnight dumbass
emm jay:
night, idiot
sure ee:
gnight !! i WILL be making you a new suit btw u have no choice
PBP:gnihgti luve you al l


Today 7:04 AM
leedles:
jfc when will peter learn not to get stabbed