harls: hey!
harry: Hi! Harley right?
harls: yeah thats me
harls: sorry to bother you ik we haven’t talked outside of the gc much but i had smth to ask
harry: yeah yeah no worries!
harry: whats up?
harls: well uh its a bit of an awkward question
harls: but like, do you know whats up with peter recently?
harls: cuz like,, hes been jumpy n sad and stuff and idk why
harls: and you two are like close so???
harry: fsdjs i wish i knew
harry: idk im glad its not just with me
harry: he’s a cryptic little shit
harls: he really is, he’s great
harls: how come you two stopped talking?
harry: mostly my dad tbh, he’s shitty as hell and made me leave my phone when he sent me off to france a couple years back
harry: and when i got it back it kinda felt,, too awkward? so i never rlly tried
harry: im glad he texted me after he found me on twt tho
harls: i see i see
harry: how’d you and him become friends?
harls: oh! basically tony stark broke into my garage when i was like
harls: 11
harls: and then he kinda sent me shit every once in a while ,so i text him n annoy him into teaching me shit
harls: and i got curious abt the ‘mysterious twitter intern’
harls: and then we bonded over making fun of tony
harry: yep that seems definitely in character for pete
harry: we were like 4 when we first met, i pushed someone who was bothering him in a sandpit and then he clung onto me
harls: he’s amazing like that
harry: you like him too huh?
harls: what
harls: no uh
harls: i dont
harls: …
harry: …
harls: yeah i do
harry: its hard not to fall in love with him when he’s just. himself
harls: at least you’re lucky
harry: wym??
harls: he’s got like constant heart eyes for u dude
harls: dont even try n deny it
harry: UH you mean hes got them FOR U??
harls: no way he likes me back we’ve only known each other for like a month
harry: see, you say that but pete falls hard and fast and then ur stuck with him forever
harry: ive been his best friend since he was 4 i would know
harry: im ~stuck in the besties zone~
harry: not that its a bad thing i love being his friend but yk
harls: i don’t think he likes me cuz when he found out i had a crush on someone (him) he offered to be my wingman so,,,
harry: to be fair he’s oblivious as shit
harls: shrug
harls: but hey, at least now we can text each other whenever he does cute shit
harry: tru tru
harry: omg i can show u the pics of us as kids
harls: please i would actually kill for that
harry: lmaoo
harry: ill show you tomorrow, its getting late i better sleep
harls: its 3pm???
harry: i’m in france idiot, its 10pm
harls: what kind of idiot sleeps at 10pm
harry: one that has a language exam tmr
harry: bonne nuit, idiot
harls: >:(
harls: gn
potats @KeenerH
mentally im like one of those gel hand kids toys you throw at the window
> Harold Osmosis ✓ @HarryOsborn
replying to @KeenerH what does this MEAN??
>>potats @KeenerH
replying to @HarryOsborn werent u supposed to go to sleep 🔫
>>> Harold Osmosis ✓ @HarryOsborn
replying to @KeenerH i plead the fifth
>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @KeenerH, @HarryOsborn ????????
PBP: guys someone kill me rn harleys telling harry to go to sleep they definitely like each other
flash:
why are you telling us
PBP: my other gc has harry and harley in it, mj and ned r busy today and shuri is asleep >:(
flash: i dont usually do this but hhh
flash: do you wanna get ice cream?? like idk man you seem sad as shit and its weird
PBP: uh sure??
PBP: if you promise you wont be a dick
flash: yeah
flash: im. sorry btw
flash: ive been a dick to you for kinda no reason
PBP: i won’t say everythings forgiven but you’re helping me more than my other friends so i appreciate it flash
flash: im trying to be better
flash: and not just cause you know spider-man?? i wanna make that clear and stuff
flash: it just made me realise that im not gonna get anywhere being an asshole to you
PBP: thank you flash
PBP: im here for you too ok? like if u need help with anything lmk!!
flash: thanks, peter, really
flash: meet near delmars in 20?
PBP: gotcha!!!
PBP Intern @SINtern
mr dad is gonna be jealous i like dr banner’s ice cream flavour more than his
[Picture of a pot of Ben and Jerry’s Hulk-A-Hulk-A-Burning Fudge. You can see he’s sitting opposite to someone else]
> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SINtern Really, Kid? I can't believe this
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @TonyStark <3 lov u mr dad
> Nedward @NedLeedles
replying to @SINtern wtf u went for ice cream w out me?? betrayal of the highest order
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @NedLeedles you betrayed me first by cancelling our lego hangout to go see ur family </3
leedles:
peteeeeee
who r u with??? mj is with her moms
emm jay:
i gotta say im curious too considering all ur other friends are either in wakanda, tennessee or france
PBP: ur all mean af what did i do to deserve this
PBP: anyways im with flash
PBP: he offered
leedles:
UR WITH FLASH???
VOLUNTARILY??
emm jay:
what
PBP: yeah hes been nicer recently and he’s laid off
PBP: he texted me privately this morning n apologized
emm jay:
is a good idea to hang out with him tho?
PBP: i dont think its too bad of an idea
PBP: i mean he’s like actually helping me w the crush situation and stuff and he’s actually rlly funny when he’s not being a dick
PBP: he asked me to call him out on it if he starts being mean again
PBP: i think he just wants to be better and i cant blame him for that
emm jay:
if you think its a good idea go ahead alright?
leedles:
yeah what mj said
just dont force yourself to be friends with him if he makes you uncomfortable ok??
PBP: yeah ofc
PBP: ty guys for worrying <3 ily sm
PBP: we’re gonna walk around for a bit now ill ttyl!!!
