Peter Parker's Avengers Meme Folder

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PBP: mjjj
PBP: i need help
emm jay:
what did you do??
PBP: wtf why did u assume i did smth
harold:
bcs you always do
PBP: OH SHIT THIS ISNT DMS GDFSDFS
harls:
….. how are u so consistently bad at texting ppl
sure ee:
hes jared, 19
PBP: TRU
PBP: anyways mj i need u to come over like stat
emm jay:
why?? u better not have gotten injured again
PBP: NO
PBP: ok so me n flash were hanging out yesterday right??
PBP: and his parents are dicks so we’ve decided that we’re gonna commit some acts of teenage rebellion
emm jay:
that doesnt sound like a good thing
also im still not over you making friends with flash its w e i r d loser
PBP: shshs
PBP: anyways we bought box bleach now we’re trying to make him go blonde
emm jay:
oh my god you’re a disaster
harls:
ok but who is flash
harold:
rt i am curious too
sure ee:
me three who is that 👀
leedles:
he’s peter old bully >:(
PBP: NED SFDAD
PBP: well hes not exactly wrong
PBP: he used to be an asshole constantly but it was based in his deeply rooted daddy issues and jealousy problem
PBP: he apologized!!!!
harold:
no offence petey but you’re a dumbass with a bleeding heart
harls:
i will punch him
PBP: NOO WE R FRIENDS
PBP: like /srs we talked it out and shit and are giving a go at friendship
emm jay:
if i help u fix his hair am i allowed to grill him
PBP: if i say no you’ll do it anyways
emm jay:
good answer ill be there in 10
harold:
i would say this is surprising but you do have a tendency to adopt strays
harls:
like u?
PBP: SRDGFDFDFS
PBP: hes not wrong har
harold:
u guys r mean
PBP: oo i should add flash to this gc it can become the broken white boys + shuri, mj and ned gc
sure ee:
is it rlly a good idea to add ur ex bully here?? no matter how much i like the gc name ;)))
PBP: idk
PBP: he def seems lonely, he told me he only hangs out w the dickheads at school bcs of his parents wanting him to have a good relationship w their rich parents so
sure ee:
welp im ok with it!
leedles:
im ok but like,,, id still like an apology from him?? cuz he did kinda antagonise us for a long time
PBP: wanna come over now? so that me n mj can be a buffer n stuff
PBP: i care abt u nedward so if u say no thats ok!! ilu and i want this gc to be a fun place
leedles:
ya ill come over
ty bro <3
PBP: ofc bro <3
harold:
i mean im down! if pete says hes cool i trust him
harls:
ya same!
PBP: ty guys ur awesome friends <33

harry osborn

harry osborn: how much do u wanna bet he has a crush on that flash guy

harls: noo he could do so much better wtf

harls: i mean seriously the guy used to bully him??

harry osborn: yeah :(

harry osborn: i see only one solution to this

harls: oh??

harry osborn: we’re both out of ny atm so we can’t exactly surprise him irl

harry osborn: BUT

harry osborn: what if we tried like hardcore flirting w him

harls: elaborate???

harry osborn: id rather pete date you or me than that. flash guy

harls: you have a good point

harls: tbh like. if its you? i think i’d be okay with it

harry osborn: same, you’re the only other person thats good enough for him

harls: we’re absolutely gonna prove to peter we’re the better choices

harls: alliance?

harry osborn: alliance.