Loki's Back. Back again!
American Idiot ✓ @SteveRogers
I hate this.
[Picture of Steve in a bright, neon yellow version of his suit. It's very sore on the eyes. Two figures can be seen laughing on the floor, one blurred heavily (Presumably Intern). Steve looks absolutely done.]
> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @SteveRogers LMAOO FOR ANYONE WONDERING HE LOST A COMPETITION WITH STARK
#1 SPIDEY FAN!!! @Unalivepool
spider-man *holds gently* /p
> SPIDERMAN BEST SUPERHERO @spideyfan6539
replying to @Unalivepool agree agree, glad to meet another spidey fan
>> #1 SPIDEY FAN!!! @Unalivepool
replying to @spideyfan6539 he’s the best superhero (/▽＼*)｡o○♡
>>> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @spideyfan6539, @Unalivepool deadpool wtf when did u get twitter
>>>> #1 SPIDEY FAN!!! @Unalivepool
replying to @spideyfan6539, @SpideyMan BABY BOYYYYYYY U FOUND ME
>>>>> SPIDERMAN BEST SUPERHERO @spideyfan6539
replying to @Unalivepool, @SpideyMan hey what the fuck
You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
.@SpideyMan Hey there webs, wanna tell me how you know Deadpool?
> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @TonyStark UH. GOTTA YOINK I HAVE TO FEED MY .. WEBS
>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @TonyStark, @SpideyMan oo spidey is in ~Trouble~
>>> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SamWilson, @SpideyMan Sam. Watch it. Spidey, get back here right now, I want to see you at the tower in 10 minutes.
Spiderman Watch@SpideyWatchNYC
Spiderman was seen swinging quickly to Avenger’s Tower! Could it be related to his last interaction with Tony Stark?
[Picture of Spiderman climbing up the tower]
You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
.@SpideyMan Hey there webs, wanna tell me how you know Deadpool?
> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @SpideyWatchNYC FOR THE RECORD IM NOT IN TOO MUCH TROUBLE HE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A DISAPPOINTED FATHER N MADE ME PROMISE TO BE CAUTIOUS
>> Spiderman Watch@SpideyWatchNYC
replying to @SpideyMan Appreciate the update, Spider-man! Thanks for the follow o7
bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
Hello internet xoxo its me loki im back
> mia @IronManStan
replying to @sorryaboutNYC HEY ARENT U,, SUPOSED TO BE DEAD OR SMTH??? ALSO DIDNT U LIKE TRY N TAKE OVER NEW YORK`??
>> bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
replying to @IronManStan In my defense i was heavily influenced by the mind stone also pls read my @ , also idk man i just got back from upturning an evil time travel organisation
> sylvie (they/she) @BetterLoki
replying to @sorryaboutNYC LMAO looks like we both had the same idea
>> Tired time traveller @MobiusMM
replying to @sorryaboutNYC, @BetterLoki The first thing both of you do as we get back to a timeline we can settle down in, is make a social media account? Really?
>>> bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
replying to @BetterLoki, @MobiusMM you made one too????? also slyv ur @ sucks
>>>> sylvie (they/she) @BetterLoki
replying to @sorryaboutNYC, @MobiusMM xoxo kiss kiss
>>>>> bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
replying to @BetterLoki, @MobiusMM ew go flirt with ur gf
>>>>>> sylvie (they/she) @BetterLoki
replying to @sorryaboutNYC, @MobiusMM hunter wont make a twitter account >:( go flirt with UR bf
>>>>>> bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
replying to @BetterLoki, @MobiusMM ok! ;) @MobiusMM come here i kiss u
>>>>>>> Tired time traveller @MobiusMM
replying to @sorryaboutNYC, @BetterLoki I need a vacation
mia @IronManStan
this might be a shot in the dark but uhh @TonyStark @ThorOdinson did u know lokis on twitter and apparently is Not Dead and can do time travel??? @/sorryaboutNYC
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @IronManStan i am neither mr dad or thor but i shall bost u @TonyStark
>> mia @IronManStan
replying to @SINtern intern my beloved 🙏
> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @IronManStan Oh my god What the Shit
thunder go boom ✓ @ThorOdinson
.@sorryaboutNYC BROTHER??
> bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
replying ot @ThorOdinson hi thor o/ sorry about the uhhhhhhh everything
>> thunder go boom ✓ @ThorOdinson
replying to @sorryaboutNYC Where are you. Im coming.
thunder go boom ✓ @ThorOdinson
Brother, Sister, Brother’s Boyfriend. Sister’s Girlfriend. My boyfriend.
[Selfie taken by Thor, smiling widely. Next to him are Loki and Sylvie. A bit behind, are Mobius and Hunter B-15, both looking exhausted already. You also can see someone who looks suspiciously like Bruce Banner in the background]
> ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @ThorOdinson Hey isnt that the fucker who mind controlled me??
>>bow down to ur genderfluid ruler (they/he) @sorryaboutNYC
replying to @Hawkeye oops sorry lol my bad
>>> ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @sorryaboutNYC welp guess i gotta forgive u now
> Pepper Potts ✓ @VirginiaPotts
replying to @ThorOdinson Why does no one ever call me? I could have gotten a press conference ready!
>> im green sometimes ✓ @BruceBanner
replying to @VirginiaPotts Sorry Pepper! I’m attempting to keep them in check, but two Lokis and their significant others are hard to babysit…
captain america more like captain americass @hotpotatoes
WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THAT THOR AND BRUCE BANNER WHERE DATING????