Parental Love
ex brainwashed assassin #1 ✓ @BlackWidow
Okay, who made Intern sad? Fess up.
[Video of someone on a sofa curled up in a blanket. His face is blurred but you can see dark-ish coloured hair in the low light. A lego set is pushed towards the side. Intern is holding a large tub of Ben and Jerry’s Stark Raving Hazelnuts ice cream and shoveling it in his mouth. He is listening to Mitski on full blast]
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @BlackWidow MS NAT WTF
>> ex brainwashed assassin #1 ✓ @BlackWidow
replying to @SINtern I’m just worried about you :((
>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @BlackWidow fdgsdafs iM fiNE!!!! im just in the Sad Boy Hours
>>>> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @BlackWidow, @SINtern Who made my son sad. I’m on my way, Roo
>>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @BlackWidow, @TonyStark MR DAD UR IN A MEETING ????
>>>>> tony’s babysitter ✓ @JamesRhodes
replying to @BlackWidow, @SINtern, @TonyStark I’m coming too, kid
>>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @BlackWidow, @TonyStark, @JamesRhodes COLONEL DAD PLS IM FINE
Pepper Potts ✓ @VirginiaPotts
I guess I can’t be mad at Tony for leaving in the middle of an Interview… <3
[A picture of Tony, Rhodey and Intern (blurred) cuddling on the couch, sleeping, discarded tub of ice cream on the floor. The lights are low and what seems to be Good Omens is playing on the TV.]
pbp owns my heart <33 @PBPstan
intern calling tony stark ‘mr dad’ and colonel rhodes ‘colonel dad’ im gonna SOB he’s so sweet !! i wander what he calls pepper??
> pbp owns my heart <33 @PBPstan
replying to @PBPstan i rlly hope hes ok tho :(((
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @PBPstan im ok!!!!! thank u for worrying :D and i call her ms mom or business mom !! sometimes i just call her and tony just mom n dad but nicknames are fun!! they give me lots
>>> pbp owns my heart <33 @PBPstan
replying to @SINtern thank you for replying omg !!! im glad ur ok :D what nicknames do they call you if you’re alright sharing??
>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @PBPstan ofc!! mr dad calls me roo a lot and that ones kinda funny bcs it comes from him calling me underoos when we first met (；⌣̀_⌣́) but he calls me bambino n tesoro too!! we multilingual here
>>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @PBPstan, @SINtern a lot of the avengers just call me kid or kiddo bcs i am Smol >:( (but its ok bcs i love them) ms nat and bucky call me some russian ones too and wanda has a few in sokovian!!!
>>>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @PBPstan, @SINtern i also have a lot that r related to my name that i cant say for obvious reasons n shit
You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
For the last few years, me and Capsicle have been competing to see who can make fox news break down the most. I would like to announce to everyone that today, I claim the winning title.
[Video of Tony sat around a table with two news anchors, a blonde woman and a dark haired man. The woman asks “So, we all know you and Ms. Potts have been engaged for a little while now, and knowing about the recent revelation about you and Colonel Rhodes, how is all that happening?”
Tony smiles, chuckling and adjusts his glasses “Well, the three of us are in a polyamorous relationship. We’ve been mostly keeping it on the down low, Pep and Honeybear not being fans of people digging into our relationship. Though me and Pep are getting married, technically, Rhodey-bear is already my husband since we’d gotten married while drunk well before we were even dating! We legally divorced, but I still consider Platypus my husband and so will Pep when we get married.”
The man nods “So, what everyone has been curious about, how did you propose?”
Tony bursts out laughing, shaking his head “Well, I’ve gotta say, the engagement was never really planned, per say?” Both of them look confused, Tony continues. “Funny story actually, that press conference was originally planned to welcome Spiderman into the Avengers!” He waves his hand as the people across from him look very, very confused. “You wanna know what our dear friendly neighborhood Spidey did?” He waits a couple seconds, the two shaking their heads “He turned me down” Tony says it with a wide smile, obviously finding the humor in it. The woman gasps “He turned you down? That’s surprising!” The man nods in agreement, “And what does this have to do with your engagement? Change of plans announcing it I assume?” He lifts his cup of water to take a sip.
Tony shakes his head “Would you believe me if I said that I asked Pepper to marry me about… 30 seconds before we walked on stage?” The man promptly chokes on his water as the two reporters look absolutely baffled, turning to stare at each other. A beep that sounds suspiciously like a twitter notification comes from Tony's phone. He checks it quickly , types something and gets up, walking out. "Well, seems like I'm needed elsewhere! Thanks for the interview!" "Mr Stark sir-!" The video ends]
> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @TonyStark TJAT WASNT A TEST???
>>You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SpideyMan YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A TEST?????
>>> Pepper Potts ✓ @VirginiaPotts
replying to @TonyStark, @SpideyMan I love you boys dearly, but one day i feel like i may end up with more heart problems than you, Tony.
>>You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SpideyMan, @VirginiaPotts Love you pep!!!!!!!!