black widow is a poser @YelenaaaaB
natasha romanoff is a POSER and im here to expose her
[The video starts out with Natasha, jumping down from a ledge and doing her superhero hair flip pose. She, however, doesn’t notice putting her foot in a puddle and slips, falling into the puddle. You can hear cackling in the background]
> ex brainwashed assassin #1 ✓ @BlackWidow
replying to @YelenaaaaB when the hell did you get twitter
>> ex brainwashed assassin #1 ✓ @BlackWidow
replying to @YelenaaaaB, @BlackWidow DID YOU SERIOUSLY GET TWITTER JUST TO POST THIS? I HAVE A REPUTATION YELENA
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @YelenaaaaB omg this is gold thank u ms yelena you are a blessing
>> black widow is a poser @YelenaaaaB
replying to @SINtern you are welcome, intern dear, i have heard a lot about you from my sister here
>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @YelenaaaaB omg i didnt know ms nat had a sister!!!! its nice to meet u!!!!!!!
>>>> ex brainwashed assassin #1 ✓ @BlackWidow
replying to @YelenaaaaB, @SINtern You two should have never met.
potats @KeenerH
hngnhh boy i am g a e hes so cute
> emm jayy @MichelleJones
replying to @KeenerH You got your eyes on someone, Keener?
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @KeenerH, @MichelleJones YOU HAVE A CRUSH AND DIDNT TELL ME?? wtf harley heart been broke so many times </333
>>> potats @KeenerH
replying to @MichelleJones, @SINtern I DONT HAVE A CRUSH
>>>> Nedward @NedLeedles
replying to @KeenerH, @MichelleJones, @SINtern now thats a l i e
>>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @KeenerH, @MichelleJones, @NedLeedles did everyone know but me wtf
>>>>>> potats @KeenerH
replying to @MichelleJones, @SINtern, @NedLeedles I hate you guys im never speakng to you again
pbp: harleyyyyyy
harls: im not telling you who my crush is
pbp: MAN.
pbp: but you DID confirm you have a crush!!!!
harls: fuck
harls: can you just,,,,, ignore it?
pbp: i wanna help u get a date!!!!!!!
harls: n o
pbp: :((((((
harls: no sad faces will convince me
pbp: cmon i can be a great wingman???
harls: he doesnt like me back pete its fine :/
pbp: why wouldnt he!!!!! you’re a catch!!!!!
harls: just leave it, okay? im like 90% sure he’s interested in someone else
pbp: alright :( but im here for u
harls: thanks, darlin, i do appreciate it
pbp: mjjj
pbp: im suffering
pbp: im in pain
emm jay: peter stop being dramatic
pbp: no my life is over
pbp: harley has a cruSH AND ITS NOT ME
pbp: i mean ik i didnt have much of a chance but UGH
emm jay: why are you texting me instead of ned
pbp: shut up u love me
pbp: 1. ned is with me rn we’re building a new lego set and hes just laughing at me, 2. u give me actual advice to get over this
pbp: like. i dont wanna ruin my friendship w harls yk???
emm jay: yeah, i get that
emm jay: but have you considered: you’re his crush
emm jay: and that’s why he hasnt told you who it is?
pbp: unlikely, im not that likable lmao
emm jay: now thats a lie
emm jay: you’ve been texting constantly since you met
pbp: .. shut
pbp: do you know who he likes though??
emm jay: he hasn’t told me but i have a pretty good guess
pbp: ???? SO??
emm jay: figure it out loser
pbp: :(
pbp: mj wont help me n ned is laughing at me so im coming to complain here
emm jay:
:/
flash:
ugh
pbp: shut up flash if u help me ill get u a selfie from spdierman
flash:
wait /srs?????
pbp: ye
pbp: now help pls
abe:
oh my god did captain america blow something up and die and now you’re the new captain america???
pbp: wtf?????
pbp: no???
leedles:
LMAO I CAN ASSURE YOU ITS DEF NOT SMTH LIKE THAT ITS MUCH FUNNIER
pbp: ned i will throw you into the lego box do not test me rn
leedles:
oh shit oh fuck hes coming for m-
charles:
oh my god he fuckin dead
betty:
peter parker kills ned leeds [REAL]
ill make sure i report on this SERIOUS crime on the next midtown news
pbp: i hate you all
flash:
yeah what did you need help with penis??
emm jay:
lmaoo as if you cared for any other reason than personal benefit
pbp: mj dont be mean
flash:
,,
pbp: ANYWAYS back to me
pbp: yall know harley right??
betty:
no??
emm jay:
the keenerh guy on twt
his name isnt actually potato
abe:
FGSDAGRE
pbp: yes him thats harley
pbp: anyways he has a crush on someone and idk who
flash:
and you care about that why??
sally:
bcs peter has a crush on him
pbp: SALLY WTF HOW DO U KNOW
sally:
dude i literally see you texting him constantly during ms warren’s class
pbp: … ok maybe i do have a crush
pbp: but that doeSNT matter bcs like
pbp: he likes someone else!!!!
charles:
… is peter like,, dumb?
emm jay:
yes
leedles:
yes
pbp: WTF DOES THATN MEAN
pbp: you gyus r mean why did i ask you for help
abe:
you have no other friends?
betty:
we’re the only ones with the braincell?
cindy:
we are the pinnacle of smartness
pbp: life is soup and i am fork
abe:
????????????
pbp: i should have just asked shuri :///
flash:
in terms of actual advice tho, is there anyone new he met? like idk thats where i’d start
pbp: ..
pbp: wait
pbp: ur actually onto smth
emm jay:
wow i'm impressed, actual advice
flash:
shut up i can be nice
pbp: OH MY GOD HE LIKES HARRY
emm jay:
im gonna cry this is the worst timeline i regret meeting you
pbp: NO BUT IT MAKES SENSE
pbp: THEY JUST MET
pbp: AND HE WAS ACTING WEIRD WHEN I ADDED HIM TO OUR GC?
pbp: HE PROBS HAD A CELEBRITY CRUSH ON HAR OR SMTH???
pbp: thats why he didnt tell me :( hes jealous bcs ive known harry for ages
abe:
wait whos harry????
cindy:
like,,, harry osborn????
pbp: YEAH
charles:
jfc how many rich people do you know
pbp: too many
pbp: wtf ned is looking at me and sighing
pbp: HE THREW LEGO AT ME TF
emm jay:
one day. one day i will snap
pbp: welp i better go help ned w the lego hes leaving soon
pbp: bye !! thanks flash i owe you one
flash:
yw ig??
i think i just made things worse
emm jay:
you did
mj: shu im gonna murder peter
shuri <3: oh no what did he do
shuri <3: did he figure it out
mj: he thinks harley likes harry im gonna cry
mj: how is he so smart but so DUMB
