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PBP Intern @SINtern
any time they play video games mr stark gets one more grey hair
[The video opens up to the Avengers Compound common room. Vision, Steve and Sam are sitting on the couch playing a game, Vision with the controller, the other two just watching. The camera-man (presumably Intern) walks around the room so you can see Sam and Steve with tears in their eyes. Vision looks in a similar state of anguish. It is silent for almost two minutes until Sam mumbles “I cant believe we fucked it up that bad...” While Vision glares at him.
Steve nods solemnly. “We killed Vision’s sibling”
Vision sighed “Connor is a different type of android all together than me, Captain.” Intern snorts from behind the camera, but still stays unnoticed by the three.
Another minute of silence.
“Do you think we can ask Stark and the kid to recreate one of these androids?”
“Sam, I think we should leave sentient AIs to video games. No offense, Vision”
“None taken, Captain”]
>PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @SINtern they were playing detroit become human and got connor scrapped lol
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @SINtern i def see the resemblance between connor and vis, idk abt u guys
the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
Hello twitter. Today i’ve decided that Spiderman deserves a little bit of love <3 [8 minute long video of Spiderman swinging into walls. Some clips are taken from the compound security cameras, others from online]
> sonic @FlashThompson
replying to @SamWilson OMG SPIDEYFDGHASFSSAD
>>king charles I of england @murphies
replying to @SamWilson, @FlashThompson calm ur hormones, flash
>>> sonic @FlashThompson
replying to @SamWilson, @murphies stfu i dont have a crush on spiderman
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @SamWilson HEY MR SAM WHAT PROMPTED THIS??
>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @SINtern many, many thing, child
> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SamWilson Glad to know this is what I contributed my valuable meeting time to, birdie.
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @SamWilson, @TonyStark MR STARK???? the betrayal…..
>>> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SamWilson, @SINtern Hey kid, didn’t know you had a twitter
>>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @SamWilson, @TonyStark OOPS
sonic @FlashThompson
.@SINtern Do you know spiderman??? can you introduce me???
> emm jayy @MichelleJones
replying to @FlashThompson lmao ur crush is showing
>> sonic @FlashThompson
replying to @MichelleJones Shut Up Michelle
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @FlashThompson Yeah! we’re pretty good friends! also uhhhhhh no sorry
>> emm jayy @MichelleJones
replying to @SINtern, @FlashThompson lol
PBP Intern @SINtern
In honor of defending my friend spiderman’s pride, here’s mr stark and mr sam failing at cooking
[The video starts out in the compound’s kitchen. Sam is carefully reading the back of a cardboard box of what seems to be Kraft Mac and Cheese. Tony turns to the other man. “I don’t know why they’re making us cook, I could have just ordered something from a restaurant…” He sighs, tired, while Sam shrugs “Do you really wanna prove that Steve’s right? We can definitely cook."
The video cuts to half an hour later, Sam running to the stove with a towel while Tony is urgently trying to move the pot to the sink, the water bubbling over and sizzling on the stove.]
> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SINtern You are the bane of my existence, kid
>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @TonyStark u love me
>>> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @SINtern Sadly.
Buzzfeed Tech @BuzzfeedTechnology
Avengers EXPOSED? Tony Stark’s personal intern causes twitter to EXPLODE!
Read about what we know so far here! [Link]
Nexxie @NextToNone
so i work at SI right??? and Dr Stark was just walking through the intern labs like he usually does once a month and theres this kid? just trailing around behind him??
> Nexxie @NextToNone
replying to @NextToNone they walked past me and the kid kept asking ‘please’ over and over and Dr Stark lowkey looked so exasperated while repeating no, it was kinda funny ngl
>> Nedward @NedLeedles
replying to @NextToNone LMAO @SINtern
>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @NedLeedles, @NextToNone oops that was me my bad i was trying to convince mr stark to let me fly an iron man suit
>>>> Nexxie @NextToNone
replying to @NedLeedles, @SINtern WHAT???
pbp owns my heart <33 @PBPstan
i just cant get over how cool intern is like???? i dont know if i wanna date him or be him
> juliii @JuliaLikesHawks
replying to @PBPstan lmao ur a simp
>>pbp owns my heart <33 @PBPstan
replying to @JuliaLikesHawks stfu >:((
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @PBPstan I HAVE FAN ACCOUNTS??????
>> INTERN REPLIED TO ME??? @PBPstan
replying to @SINtern OH MY GOD HI I LOVE YOU