Spooder: ms pepper
Spooder: i have another request
Ms Salt: Of course, Dear
Ms Salt: What can i do for you?
Spooder: mr sam and mr stark are making fun of spiderman on twitter now
Spooder: i demand to retaliate
Ms Salt: You boys really enjoy making the PR team work overtime, huh?
Ms Salt: But of course, I’ll get you all set up! :)
Spooder: thank you so much ms pep!!!!!
Spooder: aunt may says hi btw!!!!!!
madelyn @quillieur
spiderman just saved me from getting mugged and he asked me to follow him on twitter????
[picture of a crudely drawn ‘business card’ with a wonky spiderman logo and ‘pls follow me on twitter so the avengers stop posting videos of me flinging myself into walls online @SpideyMan’]
![[picture of a crudely drawn ‘business card’ with a wonky spiderman logo and ‘pls follow me on twitter so the avengers stop posting videos of me flinging myself into walls @SpideyMan’]](https://i.imgur.com/TRV7FPQ.jpg)
> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @quillieur thank you for ur service, dear citizen (thumbs up emoji)
>> madelyn @quillieur
replying to @SpideyMan you’re welcome????????
BUG!!!! @AntManWasTaken
.@SpideyMan BUG BRO!!!!!!
> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @AntManWasTaken BUG BROOOOO!!!! (worm emoji)
>> ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @SpideyMan, @AntManWasTaken please stop typing out emojis
>>> BUG!!!! @AntManWasTaken
replying to @SpideyMan, @Hawkeye (thumbs down emoji)
>>>> its wednesday my dudes @SpideyMan
replying to @AntManWasTaken, @Hawkeye (thumbs down emoji)
ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
clint wont stop crawling through the vents so he can break into my room at night someone call the exterminator
>ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @JBBarnes its cold and ur warm stfu stop calling me out
>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @Hawkeye, @JBBarnes you guys sleep in the same bed?????
>>>ex brainwashed assassin #2 ✓ @Hawkeye
replying to @SamWilson, @JBBarnes jealous, sammy?
>>>> the better bird avenger ✓ @SamWilson
replying to @Hawkeye, @JBBarnes oh fuck you
>>>>> ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
replying to @SamWilson, @Hawkeye ?????????
>>>>>> ex brainwashed assassin #1 ✓ @BlackWidow
replying to @SamWilson, @Hawkeye, @JBBarnes Keep the flirting to the group chats, boys.
melissa @SamBuckyReal
THERES NO WAY SAM WASNT TOTALLY JEALOUS IN THIS?
[Screenshot of the thread on Bucky’s tweet]
> winterhawk is real @WinnieBlue
replying to @SamBuckyReal DUDE CLINT AND BUCKY SLEEP IN THE SAME BED, THERES DEF SMTH GOING ON THERE??
>>Natasha step on me @Amelieeeeee
replying to @SamBuckyReal, @WinnieBlue lmaoo theyre probably straight men stop arguing abt other people lives
Spooder: buckyy
barnes and nobles: hi peter
Spooder: hi!!!!!
Spooder: whats. going on between u mr sam and mr clint???
barnes and nobles: nothing
barnes and nobles: nothings going on
barnes and nobles: why would anything be going on
Spooder: u r almost almost as bad as me when ur trying to hide smth
barnes and nobles: sigh
barnes and nobles: its fine kid, stay out of it
Spooder: but you sound sad :(((
barnes and nobles: its fine its just. infatuation
barnes and nobles: i told steve the same thing, itll go away soon
Spooder: but whats going on???
barnes and nobles: pretty sure sam has a crush on clint
Spooder: ohhh
Spooder: and u like mr sam??
Spooder: or mr clint??
barnes and nobles: take a guess
Spooder: OHHH
Spooder: YOU LIKE BOTH OF THEM???
barnes and nobles: subtle
barnes and nobles: they've both helped me so much since i got free from hydra
barnes and nobles: not that you and the rest of the team havent but
barnes and nobles: you know
Spooder: ok but… u r such a catch
Spooder: why wouldnt they like u back
barnes and nobles: because they like each other???
barnes and nobles: and you know. recovering mind controlled assassin
Spooder: didnt clint also go through something similar? mr dad mentioned it
Spooder: mr stark
Spooder: i ment mr stark
barnes and nobles: hah you called him dad
Spooder: no we r not changing the subject you can laugh @ me later
barnes and nobles: man.
barnes and nobles: but uh. yeah
barnes and nobles: he helped me when i first got back from wakanda
Spooder: !!
Spooder: so u shsould kiss him
barnes and nobles: i cannot express how bad of an idea that is kid
Spooder: i am a genius thank you very much
barnes and nobles: you spilled your coffee last week when a cute intern walked past
Spooder: shhhutttt upppppp
Spooder: THIS ISNT ABT ME THIS ABT UR CRUSH ON MR SAM AND MR CLINT STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT
barnes and nobles: I Tried
barnes and nobles: i dont exactly have much of a chance :/
Spooder: ur a catch bucky.
Spooder: dont even try contradicting me
Spooder: ill tell mr america steve captain sir yes sir
barnes and nobles: you really enjoy making my life hell huh webs
Spooder: >:)
Spooder: ohh ive got an idea
barnes and nobles: i dont like this but go on??
Spooder: you’ll find out >:))))
ex brainwashed assassin #3 ✓ @JBBarnes
intern just called tony mr dad lol @SINtern @TonyStark
> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @JBBarnes BUCKY W H Y????
>> You Know Who I Am ✓ @TonyStark
replying to @JBBarnes, @SINtern Aw thats sweet kid, meet me in the lab
>>> PBP Intern @SINtern
replying to @JBBarnes, @TonyStark DFUSDAFV????
