Chapter 7
Be Gay, Fight Crime:
Queer Quartz has added Spider-Man to the chat
Queer Quartz has changed Spider-Man ‘s name to Spider-Nerd
Queer Quartz: @everyone this weekends safety brief
Queer Quartz: Don’t add to the population
Queer Quartz: Don’t subtract from the population
Queer Quartz: Dont end up in…
Queer Quartz: The hospital
Queer Quartz: Newspaper
Queer Quartz: Or jail
Queer Quartz: If you end up in jail establish dominance quickly
Queer Quartz: Have a good weekend
Wine Aunt: Spidey finally knows huh?
Queer Quartz: Yeah
Queer Quartz: Wait
Queer Quartz: @Money Monk
Money Monk: What?
Queer Quartz: tell Spidey your identity
Money Monk: Only if you change my name
Queer Quartz: Fine
Queer Quartz has changed Money Monk ‘s name to Broken Billionaire
Broken Billionaire: Fuck u
Broken Billionaire: My names Danny Rand
Spider-Nerd: Oh, well the name makes sense now
Queer Quartz: I make him give me money
Queer Quartz: Wade would give me money but he’s willing so its not as fun
Wine Aunt: That’s just Wades way of dealing with guilt
Justice is Blind: I’m pretty sure the only thing he and the voices agree on is feeling guilt about shit that happened
Pool, Deadpool: What? Is this psychoanalyze Wade day
Queer Quartz: Wade stop being guilty. Emotions are stupid as shit and its not your fucking fault.
Queer Quartz: I will fight yellow
Pool, Deadpool: Aww <3
Queer Quartz: ugh
Queer Quartz: <3
Queer Quartz: Wanna go beat up some rapists w/ me?
Pool, Deadpool: Sure
Spider-Nerd: Is that how they always deal with emotions
Wine Aunt: It’s how we ALL deal with emotions
Justice is Blind: Except Luke
Justice is Blind: He’s annoyingly emotionally competent and articulate
Wine Aunt: and Danny’s just a golden retriever
Skull Man: Cage is mentally well and I hate it
Spider-Man: Is that the fucking punisher
Queer Quartz: OMG Baby’s first curse word
Skull Man: And you’re the spider kid
Spider-Nerd: Uh…
Spider-Nerd: Yeah, hi???